That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!
NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.
There was some sort of Bud Light can with a bull or something on it? What is that, some sort of generic “Texas” team or something?
UT?
Oiler alt Logo?
Clearly some sort of Template for the others
http://i.imgur.com/079w60U
NSFW, nice tan
But not a spray tan?
Peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint.
We talking rhinos here?
Thin Mint
Peppermint, spearmint is the devils flavor.
I’ll take both over Wintermint
Got a love the surface soft ad placement
“Suck it Jobs!”
-NFL
Edit: So it’s gonna be like that, comment editor.
I kind of feel bad for anyone on Heroes because it means they’re not good enough for the DC & Marvel gravy trains.
So is new Heroes going to suck or what? I liked the first season of old Heroes so much.
Heroes is one of the best shows ever made if you can remove the last 25% of every season.
Old Heroes was that nutty crossover property that featured octogenarian versions of Spiderman, Batman, Mr. Fantastic, and the Flash right? I didn’t care for it much, but the PSAs for Shingles were HILARIOUS!
Listen Scorch Trials, I hate teenagers too, but I’m sure there are more efficient ways of getting rid of them.
Just don’t do anything and existing pharmaceutical lobbying + gun laws will take care of the rest.
That “I dwell in the past” commercial should really end with Aikman asking the other guys is they want to go in the back alley for a few minutes.
Let’s just say he can relate to Aaron Rodgers.
Troy, do you like to not dwell on the past or can you not remember the past?
Those people have obviously never eaten at chick fil a
Chick-Fil-A sucks dick.
Which is why they’re so afriad of teh gays.
Dallas TD
http://i.imgur.com/gK8MlpZ.jpg
This is following the Romobyl script perfectly.
Shhhhhhhhh……….
The only other Escobar the Cowboys are familiar with was when Pablo wrote Michael Irvin a handwritten Thank You letter in 1993.
Nice
The Giants lead has been ‘shaved’ by a 7 point swing the way JPP’s nub was ‘shaved’.
GRUMBLE. GRUMBLE. I Don’t trust any fucking PI call after that shit Jordan Reed call. HEY, EVERYONE READING THIS, I JUST PASS INTERFERED YOU!!!
Okay, fine, you can pass interfere with me, but be gentle.
Cowboys TD + PAT: Robin Wright and her daughter, Dylan Penn.
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damn romo you cold af
You’re not jason witten
Wow, you wouldn’t think Jerrah would build the stadium so close to the train tracks.
Bullshitdown #1 on the year! You truly are the Montreal of the South.
I like that analogy.
Hey, hey, hey, HEY! There is no way Dallas is as attractive and cosmopolitan as Montreal.
DRUGLORDDOWN!!!!!
Coke TD
Romo-down? Huh?
As long as it wasn’t Witten.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Narcosdown
That was pretty much bullshit.
I’m for Dallas…but that was a lame call.
Wow, what a bullshit call.
Hmm, yes, my Princeton connection with the officiating crew has indeed paid off!
Mimsy and I will be over for canapés and Bellinis!
Holy fuck collinsworth we know they’re pulling guards. Did you just figure this out? Guards literally have one stunt to do.
Tom Coughlin killed people for less during the depression, refs
There’s no way Coughlin hasn’t killed a hobo for a half-eaten apple.
No way.
That was a gift call
Basil or oregano?
Basil
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Ah so this Cowboys offense is like JPP fireworks: letting everything run down to the nub
That’s the DRC I remember!
No, it means you are going to kill McFadden’s ACL.
If only New York had this kind of defensive protection 14 years ago.
It says a lot that I drafted McFadden in a 20-team league and I don’t regret not starting him.
Why all the killing?
You leave the old Green Bay Packers out of this shit show Collinsworth
This is an impressive, well-managed Cowboys drive.
Let’s see how they fuck this one up.
My money is on soul crushing pick inside the 10
3-1 odds on a Romoception. 6-1 on a Romoceptiondown.
Nope, just Randle loses a shoe so McFadden runs it out of bounds for no gain.
How pedestrian.
Eat a dick, all of you!
playing McFadden?
http://i.imgur.com/MJr6kVn.jpg
Drums or flats?
Shots.
Rayn-dul
If they had any fucking sense, they’d give it to Randle until he fucking dies already. Quit force feeding the “grit” players
Just casually one hand catch a ball
The media gets so fucking weird with hand sizes.
http://i.imgur.com/tVgXa.jpg
Well, they can’t come right out and talk directly about his giant black cock ,, ppl forget that.
We’re Lawyers
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Golly, it’s almost Dallas doesn’t have a quality running game anymore…did something happen?
I guess it wasn’t the O Line.
Whodathunk
Randle one-handed that like it was a package of underwear.
YES