More Football You Say? Your Sunday Night NYG/Dallas Open Thread

That was a great day, wasn’t it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn’t think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special, isn’t he? But that vet-I thought he was going to be okay but it’s obvious the years have taken their toll. And that team that is 1-0? Who could have seen that coming? So much to discuss at the water cooler tomorrow!

NYG vs Dal: Hey Romo, here’s your early Xmas present-Giants starting safeties Brandon Collins (a rookie) and Cooper Taylor ( I assume he is a developmentally-challenged hobo that hides in a shopping cart when on the sidelines). If the Cowboys D falters a bit we may get a shoot-out but the talent levels between these teams is significant. Eli likes turtles.

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Doktor Zymm

There was some sort of Bud Light can with a bull or something on it? What is that, some sort of generic “Texas” team or something?

Martin

UT?

blaxabbath

Oiler alt Logo?

ballsofsteelandfury

Clearly some sort of Template for the others

Spur
Doktor Zymm

But not a spray tan?

Sill Bimmons

Peppermint or spearmint?

Senor Weaselo

Spearmint.

Mike McCarthyism

We talking rhinos here?

bourb0nblues

Thin Mint

Spur

Peppermint, spearmint is the devils flavor.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll take both over Wintermint

phisherman

Got a love the surface soft ad placement

Sharkbait

“Suck it Jobs!”
-NFL

Gratliff

Edit: So it’s gonna be like that, comment editor.

Martin

I kind of feel bad for anyone on Heroes because it means they’re not good enough for the DC & Marvel gravy trains.

makeitsnowondem

So is new Heroes going to suck or what? I liked the first season of old Heroes so much.

Gratliff

Heroes is one of the best shows ever made if you can remove the last 25% of every season.

ProzacElf

Old Heroes was that nutty crossover property that featured octogenarian versions of Spiderman, Batman, Mr. Fantastic, and the Flash right? I didn’t care for it much, but the PSAs for Shingles were HILARIOUS!

Mike McCarthyism

Listen Scorch Trials, I hate teenagers too, but I’m sure there are more efficient ways of getting rid of them.

blaxabbath

Just don’t do anything and existing pharmaceutical lobbying + gun laws will take care of the rest.

Horatio Cornblower

That “I dwell in the past” commercial should really end with Aikman asking the other guys is they want to go in the back alley for a few minutes.

ballsofsteelandfury

Let’s just say he can relate to Aaron Rodgers.

Mike McCarthyism

Troy, do you like to not dwell on the past or can you not remember the past?

upstate underdog

Those people have obviously never eaten at chick fil a

Martin

Chick-Fil-A sucks dick.

Which is why they’re so afriad of teh gays.

Spur
WCS

This is following the Romobyl script perfectly.

Sill Bimmons

Shhhhhhhhh……….

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

The only other Escobar the Cowboys are familiar with was when Pablo wrote Michael Irvin a handwritten Thank You letter in 1993.

John Difool

Nice

blaxabbath

The Giants lead has been ‘shaved’ by a 7 point swing the way JPP’s nub was ‘shaved’.

Doktor Zymm

GRUMBLE. GRUMBLE. I Don’t trust any fucking PI call after that shit Jordan Reed call. HEY, EVERYONE READING THIS, I JUST PASS INTERFERED YOU!!!

Senor Weaselo

Okay, fine, you can pass interfere with me, but be gentle.

makeitsnowondem

damn romo you cold af

Brocky

You’re not jason witten

Senor Weaselo

Wow, you wouldn’t think Jerrah would build the stadium so close to the train tracks.

Gratliff

Bullshitdown #1 on the year! You truly are the Montreal of the South.

Sharkbait

I like that analogy.

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, hey, hey, HEY! There is no way Dallas is as attractive and cosmopolitan as Montreal.

Romonobyl

DRUGLORDDOWN!!!!!

Spur

Coke TD

phisherman

Romo-down? Huh?

Sill Bimmons

As long as it wasn’t Witten.

Martin

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Narcosdown

Sill Bimmons

That was pretty much bullshit.

Romonobyl

I’m for Dallas…but that was a lame call.

John Difool

Wow, what a bullshit call.

Horatio Cornblower

Hmm, yes, my Princeton connection with the officiating crew has indeed paid off!

Sill Bimmons

Mimsy and I will be over for canapés and Bellinis!

Brocky

Holy fuck collinsworth we know they’re pulling guards. Did you just figure this out? Guards literally have one stunt to do.

Mike McCarthyism

Tom Coughlin killed people for less during the depression, refs

Horatio Cornblower

There’s no way Coughlin hasn’t killed a hobo for a half-eaten apple.

No way.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

That was a gift call

Sill Bimmons

Basil or oregano?

phisherman

Basil

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Ah so this Cowboys offense is like JPP fireworks: letting everything run down to the nub

Gratliff

That’s the DRC I remember!

ballsofsteelandfury

No, it means you are going to kill McFadden’s ACL.

Martin

If only New York had this kind of defensive protection 14 years ago.

makeitsnowondem

It says a lot that I drafted McFadden in a 20-team league and I don’t regret not starting him.

Romonobyl

Why all the killing?

Mike McCarthyism

You leave the old Green Bay Packers out of this shit show Collinsworth

Horatio Cornblower

This is an impressive, well-managed Cowboys drive.

Let’s see how they fuck this one up.

Sharkbait

My money is on soul crushing pick inside the 10

WCS

3-1 odds on a Romoception. 6-1 on a Romoceptiondown.

Horatio Cornblower

Nope, just Randle loses a shoe so McFadden runs it out of bounds for no gain.

How pedestrian.

Spur

Eat a dick, all of you!

King Hippo

playing McFadden?

Spur
Sill Bimmons

Drums or flats?

makeitsnowondem

Shots.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Rayn-dul

King Hippo

If they had any fucking sense, they’d give it to Randle until he fucking dies already. Quit force feeding the “grit” players

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Just casually one hand catch a ball

Spur

The media gets so fucking weird with hand sizes.

bourb0nblues
King Hippo

Well, they can’t come right out and talk directly about his giant black cock ,, ppl forget that.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

We’re Lawyers
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Romonobyl

Golly, it’s almost Dallas doesn’t have a quality running game anymore…did something happen?

Martin

I guess it wasn’t the O Line.

Whodathunk

Horatio Cornblower

Randle one-handed that like it was a package of underwear.

John Difool

YES

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