Your Drink Thru That Hangover Monday Nighter Open Thread

From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we’re being honest. Tuesday I’ll get right back at it and…there’s more games? I went to the beer store to replenish stock? I can start drinking at 6 EST because there’s a double-header? You don’t say! Sorry in advance, folks at my workplace tomorrow…

Phi at Atl: This is the Eagles year this year, isn’t it? People in Philly without long-term concussion problems AND Brian Dawkins think so. He looked good in the pre-season so there’s no pressure whatsoever on Bradford tonight and the following weeks. As I recall, he and pressure of any sort did not get along in St. Lou. The Eagles finished with the 2nd most sacks in the league last year and a Falcons site thinks that the O-line is made of Arena League drop outs . Balsa Hard! guys. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you. Oh yeah, Freeman and White are banged up as well. It’s all on you, Julio.

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Hey! You got baseball in my football!

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Send it back

DrLucienSanchez

oh for fucks

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Jammerin’ Julio?

JustStopDude

This has to be Kelly’s last year with the Eagles right?

Doktor Zymm

I hope he tries to get fired by just running crazy ass shit.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes, he’ll probably be a casualty of that team’s insane roster management techniques.

Gratliff

Horseshit? Horseshit.

Doktor Zymm

Juuuuuuuuuuulio

Sill Bimmons

dammit

King Hippo

HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Charge of the Light Brigade

No Jon, tell us how impressed you are.

Sharkbait

He’s Spider 2 Y Banana

Bortleback

He’s so impressed that he’s put away the smoothie maker

So when is Chip pulling a Petrino this season?

Bortleback

And everyone expected him to Saban out instead of doing a Petrino

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

As soon as he meets a grad assistant from temple or Villanova

hippofant

I see your derp, and I raise another derp!

King Hippo

WHITE POWER!!!!!

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

flag because it’s not Thursday night football

Gratliff

GET THE FUCK OUT

Sill Bimmons

ALL THE AVIAN DERPS

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Back to back derp!

Excellent.

Downfield Matriculator

The derp is strong tonight

John Difool

THIS FUCKING GAME

Gratliff

HUG! I MEANT HUG!

King Hippo

Guys, it’s like a QB that Jeff Fisher gives up on might just be a huge bag of shit?

Sill Bimmons

BRADCEPTION

Doktor Zymm

Was Bradford always this inaccurate? I only remember watching him sit injured on the sideline.

John Difool

TOMAHAWKCEPTION

litre_cola

Quick get Tebow on the phone

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Bradforception!

Gratliff

Guh.

Sharkbait

You suck Bradford.

Sill Bimmons

GRITCEPTION REPLAY

Bortleback

Peyton has a virus that’s fucking with his voice…….

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Charge of the Light Brigade

Matt Ryan looks like he’s constantly surrounded by the wails of evil spirits. All wild-eyed and doomed.

King Hippo

Looks like?

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Year of the kicker

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Troy Aikman: I dwell on handing to ball off to Emmitt Smith and throwing to Irvin and playing behind Allen and…

Gratliff

I do not regret skipping that last drive to watch trombone trolling

Was that Miller Lite store clerk the baseball manager in Eastbound and Down?

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I’ll bet that NFL Shop family plays every week on FanDuel.

Sill Bimmons

welp

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To be fair, Aikman’s ringtone is set to that touchdown call so he can remember his name.

Doktor Zymm

Cowboys/Eagles is next week? Ooooh, I’m gonna drink for that one. Hopefully it’ll have some good, solid NFC East derp.

John Difool

Not that I need an excuse to drink but I’ll make sure I have an extra barrel on deck.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They’re really going to have to crank it up to 11 to out-derp the Giants-Cowboys game.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Bizzaro Eli?

Downfield Matriculator

NFC East School of Clock Management might need to get reaccredited

Bortleback

I hear they’re affiliated with Hollywood Upstairs Medical School

Redshirt

I remember the good ol’ days where Madden NFL was about playing football.

Bortleback

If you buy the game it comes with Rex Ryan shouting random crap at you while you play, right?

King Hippo

The last one I had was like 94. I liked it!

Doktor Zymm

I can’t play poker online for money, but fantasy football is totally not gambling guys!

King Hippo

My poker outcomes are a metric fuckton more consistent than my fantasy football outcomes, luck vs. skill data point wise.

Sill Bimmons

This is such a stupid fucking ad.

Christ, I can’t wait for Fan Duel’s CEO to get busted for running a pyramid scheme.

Sharkbait

Fanduel. DRINK!

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Good evening, anyone else miss gruden’s announcing this offseason, I know it’s bad but it’s entertaining

King Hippo

Hey, he’s not Pheeel, Jeeem, or goddamned Collinsworth

Doktor Zymm

So is OPI gonna be a “point of emphasis” or whatever this season?

Sharkbait

Might wanna tackle that #11 guy. He’s pretty good at football.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Did he play something besides football at Clemson?

King Hippo

Water polo

/terribly cruel to the horses ,, ppl forget that