From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we’re being honest. Tuesday I’ll get right back at it and…there’s more games? I went to the beer store to replenish stock? I can start drinking at 6 EST because there’s a double-header? You don’t say! Sorry in advance, folks at my workplace tomorrow…
Phi at Atl: This is the Eagles year this year, isn’t it? People in Philly without long-term concussion problems AND Brian Dawkins think so. He looked good in the pre-season so there’s no pressure whatsoever on Bradford tonight and the following weeks. As I recall, he and pressure of any sort did not get along in St. Lou. The Eagles finished with the 2nd most sacks in the league last year and a Falcons site thinks that the O-line is made of Arena League drop outs . Balsa Hard! guys. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you. Oh yeah, Freeman and White are banged up as well. It’s all on you, Julio.
Hey! You got baseball in my football!
Send it back
oh for fucks
Jammerin’ Julio?
This has to be Kelly’s last year with the Eagles right?
I hope he tries to get fired by just running crazy ass shit.
Yes, he’ll probably be a casualty of that team’s insane roster management techniques.
Horseshit? Horseshit.
Juuuuuuuuuuulio
dammit
HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
No Jon, tell us how impressed you are.
He’s Spider 2 Y Banana
He’s so impressed that he’s put away the smoothie maker
So when is Chip pulling a Petrino this season?
And everyone expected him to Saban out instead of doing a Petrino
As soon as he meets a grad assistant from temple or Villanova
I see your derp, and I raise another derp!
Kiko gives back to the Eagles.
WHITE POWER!!!!!
flag because it’s not Thursday night football
GET THE FUCK OUT
ALL THE AVIAN DERPS
Back to back derp!
Excellent.
The derp is strong tonight
THIS FUCKING GAME
HUG! I MEANT HUG!
Guys, it’s like a QB that Jeff Fisher gives up on might just be a huge bag of shit?
BRADCEPTION
Was Bradford always this inaccurate? I only remember watching him sit injured on the sideline.
TOMAHAWKCEPTION
“PULL BRADFORD!”
Quick get Tebow on the phone
Bradforception!
Guh.
You suck Bradford.
GRITCEPTION REPLAY
Peyton has a virus that’s fucking with his voice…….
Once again DirectTV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE5u96KK35k
Matt Ryan looks like he’s constantly surrounded by the wails of evil spirits. All wild-eyed and doomed.
Looks like?
Year of the kicker
Troy Aikman: I dwell on handing to ball off to Emmitt Smith and throwing to Irvin and playing behind Allen and…
I do not regret skipping that last drive to watch trombone trolling
Was that Miller Lite store clerk the baseball manager in Eastbound and Down?
I’ll bet that NFL Shop family plays every week on FanDuel.
welp
To be fair, Aikman’s ringtone is set to that touchdown call so he can remember his name.
Cowboys/Eagles is next week? Ooooh, I’m gonna drink for that one. Hopefully it’ll have some good, solid NFC East derp.
Not that I need an excuse to drink but I’ll make sure I have an extra barrel on deck.
They’re really going to have to crank it up to 11 to out-derp the Giants-Cowboys game.
Bizzaro Eli?
NFC East School of Clock Management might need to get reaccredited
I hear they’re affiliated with Hollywood Upstairs Medical School
I remember the good ol’ days where Madden NFL was about playing football.
If you buy the game it comes with Rex Ryan shouting random crap at you while you play, right?
The last one I had was like 94. I liked it!
I can’t play poker online for money, but fantasy football is totally not gambling guys!
My poker outcomes are a metric fuckton more consistent than my fantasy football outcomes, luck vs. skill data point wise.
This is such a stupid fucking ad.
Christ, I can’t wait for Fan Duel’s CEO to get busted for running a pyramid scheme.
Fanduel. DRINK!
Good evening, anyone else miss gruden’s announcing this offseason, I know it’s bad but it’s entertaining
Hey, he’s not Pheeel, Jeeem, or goddamned Collinsworth
So is OPI gonna be a “point of emphasis” or whatever this season?
I screwed up.
Might wanna tackle that #11 guy. He’s pretty good at football.
He’s like Eli plus one!
Did he play something besides football at Clemson?
Water polo
/terribly cruel to the horses ,, ppl forget that