From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we’re being honest. Tuesday I’ll get right back at it and…there’s more games? I went to the beer store to replenish stock? I can start drinking at 6 EST because there’s a double-header? You don’t say! Sorry in advance, folks at my workplace tomorrow…
Phi at Atl: This is the Eagles year this year, isn’t it? People in Philly without long-term concussion problems AND Brian Dawkins think so. He looked good in the pre-season so there’s no pressure whatsoever on Bradford tonight and the following weeks. As I recall, he and pressure of any sort did not get along in St. Lou. The Eagles finished with the 2nd most sacks in the league last year and a Falcons site thinks that the O-line is made of Arena League drop outs . Balsa Hard! guys. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you. Oh yeah, Freeman and White are banged up as well. It’s all on you, Julio.
How about Connor Barwin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=5&v=7xiJTbXEQPA
Kicker fight!
Kicker wants to fight! Love it!!
Jeff Garcia laughs at your arm strength, Matty.
So Atlanta and Philly are doing their “Salute to Shitty Second Half Defense and Offensive Penalties”
http://i.imgur.com/h4J2pId.gifv
Weekday games in a nutshell
So nice to share your family videos
That was me during my 10th birthday party.
Just kidding I didn’t have that much chest hair back then.
Wait, someone hired Kyle Shanahan other than his Dad??
Behold the power of nepotism!
Yeah, twice, he tricked Cleveland into hiring him last year.
It’s amazing how much better players get when they leave the [*Redacted] s
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How many not wearing pants? ….. aside from Gruden.
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ESPN should’ve played Whoop Dat Trick for Purple Jesus.
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Tonight in nightmare fuel
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I’m a little afraid to ask where her other hand is
Smell her finger……
Sam Bradford ate it
He looks kind of like a chipmunk that found an acorn filled with cocaine.
Jungle2Jungle 2: All Growed Up.
Sam Bradford has Geoffrey the Giraffe totally snowed up.
NFC east defense is taking sabbatical this year
Is Casey Matthews still a starting LB?
Sam Bradford & The Eagles:
I was standing on a corner in Little Big Horn, Montana, I’m such a fine sight to see…. there’s a General my lord on a flat bed horse slowin’ down to take a look at me….
Sam, Eagle.
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/waits for Teatards to arrange boycott of Denali trucks
Fucking swamp creatures get all the chicks, man.
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That poor woman is being assaulted by Norv Turner’s neck!
You know she wants it; look at how she’s dressed………… in that sexy SCUBA gear.
Looks almost like
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From the creator of Sons of Anarchy,
comes
Not Game of Thrones
Good ‘ol “A Tale of Two Halfs” game.
Every game of thrones rip off keeps forgetting about the boobs,
And blood
period.
Would it really kill the Falcons to find a LB named Keith Stone?
Is it still vulturing if he’s the starting running back?
Absofuckinglutely.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/23afa39f6f100af1735410154be2eaf3/tumblr_nueyq6ZR3z1u53c30o8_1280.jpg
I wonder how Gruden misuses those hidden cameras?
To find out Gay Hooters’ ‘ghazi wings recipe
Gay Jammerin Jooters
Sammy Down!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTIjLLCRD4g
AND my Directv is out and I won’t see a technician until Saturday.
Motherfucker.
It’s opening fucking day!
You can stream the game through ESPN with your Directv account.
Jeebus, that makes me feel almost happy to have cable.
Chip Kelly looks like a cabbage patch kid on cocaine.
I roflkotaled
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Wow, first guy onto DeMarco whiffed HARD there.
Dat sidestep though
Murray Pwnvich
DeMacro Murray is productive now, you guys.
WOO, Yahoo draft grades can suck it, my fantasy team is awesome.
My A+ was at one time a 95% odds favourite last night, now on the precipice of a loss. Que lastima!
They projected my team would have 2 wins and end up last. I’m at 130.9 points right now, with Julio Jones, DeMarco Murray and Corey Parkey.
Went down awkwardly.
Welp, falcons lost
Demarco down pls.
TINY DARREN!
Tiny Darren still tiny.
What is Darren Wilson’s pick up line, Alex?
Hold me closer tiny Darren…
Who else left sproles on their bench
Damn the Chargers are stupid.
This could be the first ever 200 yard drive.
Riley Cooper still raycess, tomahawk chopping after Bradford throws a first down smh.
I don’t see the problem
Falcons where the hell did your defense go?
ALL OF THE OFFENSIVE FRAGS!
FLAGKAKKE
Apologies if it’s a repost but HOLY BALLS THESE ARE AWFUL
Is that a fucking onsie?
I was going to ask what college team that was until I noticed the helmets.
Is this actually a real thing?
I don’t know what reality is anymore
Does anyone remember when Matthews was at Vanderbilt and he took a huge hit to his head? It was crunch time, so he stayed in the game despite vomiting on the field after the hit.
Good times.
The NFL calls that toughness.
He was just vomitting up all of his weakness, BRO!
YES. Super disturbing.