From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we’re being honest. Tuesday I’ll get right back at it and…there’s more games? I went to the beer store to replenish stock? I can start drinking at 6 EST because there’s a double-header? You don’t say! Sorry in advance, folks at my workplace tomorrow…
Phi at Atl: This is the Eagles year this year, isn’t it? People in Philly without long-term concussion problems AND Brian Dawkins think so. He looked good in the pre-season so there’s no pressure whatsoever on Bradford tonight and the following weeks. As I recall, he and pressure of any sort did not get along in St. Lou. The Eagles finished with the 2nd most sacks in the league last year and a Falcons site thinks that the O-line is made of Arena League drop outs . Balsa Hard! guys. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you. Oh yeah, Freeman and White are banged up as well. It’s all on you, Julio.
redcated
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Not the worst thing I’ve seen ducks do.
Oh, my God! Why the fuck, 49ers?! I had no idea they did this!
They went full Tampa
Wait, what? All these years and I thought Ryan Mathews was white.
Fuck, I guess I haven’t watched the Chargers much in recent times.
His middle name is Lataveonshay.
So. Many. Frags.
Sprolesspinarama
HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DARREN
Do you think a burger made from ground falcon would taste the same as a burger made from ground eagle?
I dont know but Kangaroo is good.
They’d both be too lean to eat.
Eagle would be better: by the time Vick got to Philly he was actually using his dog food to feed dogs instead of hiding it in the burgers.
Would you say Atlanta is being torched?
/2nd civil war joke
Just wait until the Seattle defense marches into town
#THUGLIFE
Oh god those are awful.
Did these guys trade o-lines at the half?
I’m starting to feel fluish. It could be the fault of the two people in my family already sick with the flu or it could be this game. I’m not sure which.
Is there a new NFL rule that if your team has shitty offseason, then you have to wear bad uniforms
Did the 49rs get those new uniforms to reflect the fact that they’re kinda dumpster firey now?
With a dash of Kaepernobyl.
San Francisco IS a dumpster fire…
Wow do those black uniforms suck.
High School Me is confused by that statement.
What the fuck 49ers?
Tirico just nailed it with SFs uniforms. #ODD
John Madden woulda said “queer” tho.
Only the Shanahan offense could get 500 yards in one night, but only 2 touchdowns to show for it.
BOSS TODD WILL TAKE THAT BET
Fuck. Do I watch Rick & Morty or stay on the game?
[Sees 49ers new unis]
Just go to Adult Swim already
watch R&M on the adult swim website whenever you want.
I don’t have one of the certified cable providers.
Guess who has two thumbs and needed Matt Bryant to have a quiet night to win his fantasy matchup?
No, not Jason Pierre-Paul.
MNF entertaining? Is this real life?
Did the Curse of the Rive Brog die with KSK?
Broncos/Chefs should answer that.
What are the evil spirits telling you Matt Ryan?!
juuuuuuulioooo… juuuuuuliooooo…
Sorry I haven’t been keepin up with the comments or game guys, I’m working on my upcoming broadway play “Spied Her Two Why Bandanas? A Modern Love Triangle”
It’s about a secretly crossdressing transgender Mike Tirico’s illicit love affair with John Gruden and Jay Gruden’s abiding jealousy of their romance.
Sooo…he cut off his dick and dresses like a guy?
I believe he will be pre-op but you know the character has room for growth, no final casting decisions made yet
JAMONING JULIO
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Gruden grinder : the latest in niche dating apps
tweet dat forshak!
THIS GUY JULIO, I CALL HIM DDT, BECAUSE HE’S KILLING THE EAGLES!
GOOD justle
+1
JESUS,THAT’S GOOD!
Jammerin Julio keeps swingin’!
Stupid question, isn’t his forward progress stopped once his team mates start pushing him?
Didn’t that used to be a thing? I know it’s never called now.
Nope I think it’s legal now. When Bush did it it was not legal.
Honestly don’t know, but sure why not.
danny woodhead @danny__woodhead 23s23 seconds ago
Thata baby @rmathews24
Alaska seems stabby to me
More shooty. 90% of homes have guns.
Is it just me, or do Bradford’s eyes always make him appear freshly concussed??
They never really seem to focus all the way
SMALOX BLANKET DELAYED
“Tripswitch” is too good a song for MNF
Huh.
Who’s ready for a 7 win NFC South Division winner!
It’s been done.
I think they can do 6 this year.
How ashamed should I be that I kinda like Jim Beam Honey flavoured whisky?
Very…. unless that’s all you have to drink, then not at all.
Well, that and beer.
Well it’s not as embarrassing if you admitted to liking Romulan Ale
Vulturedown!
Allen Babre did a good?
Ah Atlanta…
Ertz has a cameo in Rural Juror.
Earning much fervor for Ertz’s turn in Rural Juror.
Who did they switch Sam Bradford for at the half?
Josh Huepel
TEBOW ALL HE DOES IS WIN
They got another Indian.
[*Redacted] . They call em [*Redacted] s.
Jason White
Say fellows. Cable-less mope here. Is Jordan Matthews injured?
Hey! An edit button! I LOVE this place!
He was, he is back now.
[resumes breathing]
Thanks!
Beer before liquor, get drunk quicker! Right guys?
I see MNF has gone back to the fundamentals of football.
They should widen the field to 60 yards.
Do the weather next Gruden
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We need better announcers, a modest proposal:
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She already has a mic!
It’s been a while since I’ve seen him, but that doesn’t look like Dennis Miller
He definitely shaved.
If that is the case I’d fuck the shit, literally, out of Dennis.
Johnny Depp stars as Al Davis.
I’d watch the shit out of that… actually.
Commenting faster on live open than some other now defunct website; AMAZING.
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Seriously, UPROXX’s commenting system is worse than MechaHitler
And we have an edit button
I will say as shitty as these games are I’d prefer the earlier start for MNF
Seriously, I like getting this sleep thing people have told me about
I already wroye off watching the 2nd game as it is too late. That and Berman.