I’d make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I’ve still got my dignity.
Min at SF: Do you think that AP’s son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow later on? Hey, “I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS”. Personally, I think AP is gonna tear the league a new farthole in their jorts. Bridgewater looked better but how could he not. I love the “trial by fire” that rook QB’s go through-it’s fun to guess who is going to end up a confidence-bereft husk of a ex-player with several million dollars in their bank account. This may/may not apply to Vince Young-I don’t have access to his bank account. As for the ‘9ers [Bob Marley’s “Exodus” plays softly in the background] there’s a shit ton of moving parts to be replaced/re-assembled and I don’t think it can be done in one training camp. I’m guessing they’ll be looking up to everyone in their division.
THIS JUST IN:
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WHAT A SHITTY GAME
‘night all.
Damn I was gonna see if anyone wanted to watch Rick and Morty and stay. But my job start date keeps getting pushed. All I have to wake up for is helping my mom sand her deck for 10 hours. I can do that hungover as fuck after watching R&M
/ We have sanded all damn summer, still not close to done. I built the fucking deck with my dad, took 3 days
I work from home, so I can sleep till 13:00 (12:00 CST), and no one really cares. This is my normal routine.
I live on the West Coast and work in the motion-picture industry. Normally, I wake up at 11:00AM, but in this case I’m willing to get up earlier. I forgot why. Please remind me.
I’m OUT
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I lit’rally can’t stay awake any longer. Good night, DFO.
The worst part of hearing Berman say “week one in the books” is knowing he had to be coached extensively on how to pronounce “books”.
The end.
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Why did they give Scott Van Pelt his own Sportscenter?
Still better than Dilferman
Once again:
martin-ksk.tumblr.com/random
Hasta
OH THANK GOD IT IS OVER… I wasn’t sure I was gonna make it a few times, but we made it through together. We will be stronger now in the future. Sure, like 1-2 are going to become serial killers but we made it through that.
Going to be……………..
Oh God, Berman.
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The best part is that these idiot fans won’t get back to the Bay Area from Santa Clara until Wednesday.
Now, now. It is only 1.5 hours if you count parking.
You speak as if some of them actually work.
“We’re talking fire-breathers. They’re actually dragons.”
Later all. I’m going to motion the UN to try everyone involved in this broadcast at The Hague.
RUSSIA VETOES
CHINA CLAIMS EXECUTION RIGHTS
EXCUSE ME, CHINA, BUT TEXAS WAS FIRST IN IN LINE
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Ugh. Just from the commercial I’m certain every one of these Everest characters deserved a painful death.
This game is
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Do you just mean ass? Or sweaty underneath too tight leather ass?
Either. Both.
Broadcasting this game is criminal
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fuck this, i’m playing madden. it’s less depressing to play the computer then swallow this tripe.
Jesus Christ
http://martin-ksk.tumblr.com/image/117688077079
Seen her before; incredible. It wasn’t as good as resolution as this one; thanks for posting.
Turnover on downs
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Imagine if we took a drink every time Berman said “Look out”
I was doing that, should I not have been doing that? Should someone call me an ambulance?
You may already be dead.
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Hey, when I was in the U.S. Navy I had to do that job once! Unless you are stationed at Fort Myer, you have never done this before when you get assigned to do it. You are usually picked by how good you look in your dress uniform. I actually sympathize with these guys. In fairness to us, we DID know right from left. I guarantee those guys were picked 20 minutes before this, and the guy who comes in from the right is a professional funeral director wearing a uniform to blend in.
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yes
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“Only reason he knew Asiata was there was he knew the play so well”
Yeah, it wasn’t him just falling and seeing him 3 ft away as he was being sacked.
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I haven’t had one, but is this what a colonoscopy is like?
Less painful
I think I would see something similar to this if someone stuck a camera up my ass. But at least it wouldn’t have commentary from Berman and Difler.
The commentary doesn’t make you want to kill yourself, and you are exposed to magnitudes less shit.
Someone who’s skilled and football related.
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Oh goody, another touchback
plz jebus have mercy
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SF is gonna make this a blowout so no one will talk about how fucking awful they were in the first half.
Back to back first downs!
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Trent likes it big strong and… god damnit, it’s not even fun anymore.
We’ve replaced Trent Dilfer with Sir Mix-a-Lot. Let’s see who notices.
the girls
Tattoos for the pick. Not a huge fan myself but I have had requests for tatted women
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Lucky for Trent his brain dinnit assplode.
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http://gfycat.com/martinksk/ladies
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squuuuueeeeeze it