Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!

Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games  he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!

 

 

 

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entropy

This game is special with a capital “R.”

Senor Weaselo

I think this has catapulted beyond normal Thursday Night Derp to Plan 9 levels.

makeitsnowondem

The worst part is, Broncos fans loved this shit when Tebow did it.

blordinaryfagicmox

Did the play clock run out on the first 4th down play? Or maybe I need to stop using my fillings as an antenna.

OsamaBenJarvus

No, someone on the Donks called a timeout and negated the play.

blordinaryfagicmox

Yeah I thought for a sec the play clock was at zero, which would explain why someone tried to call the timeout at least. I guess it was an 8 and I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

synapticmisfires

Worst game ever? Worst game ever!

Sharkbait

Thursday Night Football: The worst game ever…until next Thursday

entropy

That was a generous fucking spot and STILL wasn’t enough.

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We are destined for a 0-0 final.

Japanimal

Fuckin love Thursday Night Football

Senor Weaselo

Did I say 3-2? I meant 2-0.

OsamaBenJarvus

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Old School Zero

Ho Lee Fuk

Lothar of the Hill People

Sum Ting Wong!

JustStopDude

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Imagine if more teams start “icing” the offense on 4th and short!

OsamaBenJarvus

It’s funnier because they iced themselves.

Sharkbait

The Ol’ Jason Garrett

Lothar of the Hill People

End around on 4th and 1? If Pey-Pey called that play, someone check his meds. He’s back on opiates for the neck pain.

bourb0nblues

Another Kubiak Klassic

makeitsnowondem

It’s too bad this glass can’t fit two imperial stouts, because damn.

Old School Zero

Please don’t die

OsamaBenJarvus

#makeitsnowlivesmatter

entropy

Hah! He dives a full two yards short!

Doktor Zymm

Wow. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yup.

Kungjitsu

How many times does Peyton have to get hit before he starts referring to Kubiak as Elway’s bitch?

Lothar of the Hill People

Is it me, or is Rich Eisen looking more and more like Rob Corddry?

King Hippo

Just fucking goddamned kick it.

OsamaBenJarvus

Holy shit. That’s world class derp.

Old School Zero

Kube gonna Kube?

Old School Zero

Nope. That one’s on Pey Pey.

makeitsnowondem

what the shit

Sharkbait

HAHAHAHAHAHA

King Hippo

WHAT THE MONKEYFUCK, KUBES??

Senor Weaselo

Wait, they’re going for it? Oh, this’ll go well.

entropy

So, during halftime, will we be subjected to the cliche’ “these defenses are incredible” talking points, or the cliche’ “both teams are struggling on offense” narrative?

Sill Bimmons

A little from Column A, a little from Column B…

makeitsnowondem

I have kidnapped one of Alex Gibbs’ chop blocks and I will execute it if the Broncos run on their next first down.

OsamaBenJarvus

Bad decision upcoming.

John Difool

If kicking off a weekend requires Bid Light you just might want to step outside yourself for a second and do some real soul searching.

Sill Bimmons

up yer avatar game bro

John Difool

I changed it days ago but it’s not showing up. WordPress has never liked me for some reason.

Sill Bimmons

Mariah Carey instead of Kate Upton?

http://www.drodd.com/images10/epic-fail-pictures35.jpg

entropy

Same tits, different delivery system!

hippofant

I don’t know. Maybe Moose or Marc Trestman can help us with a, in-depth side-by-side comparison to make sure.

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Is it possible to spread a communicable disease via one-week fantasy sports sites? I think we need to do this.

makeitsnowondem

Choose make it snow’s Adventure

make it snow is in the middle of the apartment move that won’t end, and missed the start of this game making an emergency grocery store run to get disposable versions of things we either thought we had over here but don’t, or didn’t consider we’d need. He’s just finished a Stone Pale Ale 2.0 (6% ABV) and he’d like another beer.

Turn to page 23 if he has a Boulevard Funky Pumpkin (5.8%, sour).
Turn to page 57 if he has a Hops & Grain Greenhouse IPA (7.6%).
Turn to page 62 if he has a Stevens Point Whole Hog Pumpkin Ale (7.5%).
Turn to page 101 if he has a Calavera Mexican Imperial Stout (9%).

Old School Zero

/turns to page 101

makeitsnowondem

DONE

Senor Weaselo

What about all of the above?

packman_jon

I turn to page Fuck Choose Your Own Adventures because I always died horribly.

Doktor Zymm

Just remember to keep your finger in the page you came from in case there’s a used hypodermic in the beer page you pick.

King Hippo

Denver should kick the FG on 1st fucking down. I’m not even certain I’m joking about this.

makeitsnowondem

Disagree, but only because they’ve had way more three-and-outs than turnovers.

Senor Weaselo

Flags, fumbles, incompetence. It’s like nothing’s changed!

Sharkbait

Upton tits got too expensive for Game of War apparently.

hippofant

I did not see that celebrity cameo coming.

synapticmisfires

Even the Refs are derpy tonight.

Beerguyrob

I’m beginning to think it was a mistake to start both Sanders and Thomas.

Old School Zero

I still started Thomas, but I sat Anderson. BISHOP SANKEY IS MY SAVIOR!

Doktor Zymm

The refs have gone mad with quasi-power.

entropy

“They called us mad at the academy…. We’ll show them. WE WILL SHOW THEM ALL!!!!

(throws flag)

….5 yard penalty, neutral zone infraction.

YES!!! TREMBLE BEFORE OUR YELLOW FLAGS OF DOOM!!!”

Old School Zero

MORE FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD!

ALL HAIL FLAGBLOR!

blordinaryfagicmox

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John Difool

GENTLEMEN AND AT LEAST ONE LADY OR TWO, HOW THE COPULATION YOU DOIN’?

Doktor Zymm

A’ight, you?

Old School Zero

As soon as these tamales are done steaming, I’m gonna be ace.

King Hippo

Dude (or whatever is the Canuck equivalent), you’re quite good at this, eh?

Japanimal

My kids finally went to school now that the tsunami advisory is over. Glad to be back with you idiots on a glorious Friday morning.
My drink of choice? Alcohol-free beer. Thanks for asking.

blordinaryfagicmox

Thats why we all drink beer right? The smooth refreshing taste?

Japanimal

It’s all fake to me. I’m just trying to fit in.

blordinaryfagicmox

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Lothar of the Hill People

If you don’t like the taste of beer, you’re drinking shitty beer.

Good beer is delicious.

Doktor Zymm

I’m surprised Friday morning football hasn’t caught on in more places.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Peyton Manning vs Alex Smith OR
Has Been vs Never Been

JustStopDude

So Big Bang Theory is still a thing?

Old School Zero

Pretty sure BBT fans killed Otto.

blordinaryfagicmox

I heard it was BBW fans…

Senor Weaselo

It’s gotta be finishing up, right? That was the main conflict.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I turned down the refresh rate for the comments – do we like 30 secs(current) or 10 secs(start of the night)?

Lothar of the Hill People

Go with something random and odd. 17 seconds.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Refresh rate is fine. I would like a change in getting stuck in “older comments” though. Can you write a couple lines of code to make it an active history?

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I haven’t been able to work that one out. I have trouble reproducing it, too. It’s SUPPOSED to refresh to the top (new) comment, but sometimes it breaks the Ajax and I have to refresh.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van