Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!
Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!
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This game is special with a capital “R.”
I think this has catapulted beyond normal Thursday Night Derp to Plan 9 levels.
The worst part is, Broncos fans loved this shit when Tebow did it.
Did the play clock run out on the first 4th down play? Or maybe I need to stop using my fillings as an antenna.
No, someone on the Donks called a timeout and negated the play.
Yeah I thought for a sec the play clock was at zero, which would explain why someone tried to call the timeout at least. I guess it was an 8 and I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Worst game ever? Worst game ever!
Thursday Night Football: The worst game ever…until next Thursday
That was a generous fucking spot and STILL wasn’t enough.
End arounds work all the time.
We are destined for a 0-0 final.
Fuckin love Thursday Night Football
Did I say 3-2? I meant 2-0.
Ho Lee Fuk
Sum Ting Wong!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Imagine if more teams start “icing” the offense on 4th and short!
It’s funnier because they iced themselves.
The Ol’ Jason Garrett
End around on 4th and 1? If Pey-Pey called that play, someone check his meds. He’s back on opiates for the neck pain.
Another Kubiak Klassic
It’s too bad this glass can’t fit two imperial stouts, because damn.
Please don’t die
#makeitsnowlivesmatter
Hah! He dives a full two yards short!
Wow. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yup.
How many times does Peyton have to get hit before he starts referring to Kubiak as Elway’s bitch?
Is it me, or is Rich Eisen looking more and more like Rob Corddry?
Just fucking goddamned kick it.
Holy shit. That’s world class derp.
Kube gonna Kube?
Nope. That one’s on Pey Pey.
what the shit
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE MONKEYFUCK, KUBES??
Wait, they’re going for it? Oh, this’ll go well.
So, during halftime, will we be subjected to the cliche’ “these defenses are incredible” talking points, or the cliche’ “both teams are struggling on offense” narrative?
A little from Column A, a little from Column B…
I have kidnapped one of Alex Gibbs’ chop blocks and I will execute it if the Broncos run on their next first down.
Bad decision upcoming.
If kicking off a weekend requires Bid Light you just might want to step outside yourself for a second and do some real soul searching.
up yer avatar game bro
I changed it days ago but it’s not showing up. WordPress has never liked me for some reason.
Mariah Carey instead of Kate Upton?
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Same tits, different delivery system!
I don’t know. Maybe Moose or Marc Trestman can help us with a, in-depth side-by-side comparison to make sure.
Is it possible to spread a communicable disease via one-week fantasy sports sites? I think we need to do this.
Choose make it snow’s Adventure
make it snow is in the middle of the apartment move that won’t end, and missed the start of this game making an emergency grocery store run to get disposable versions of things we either thought we had over here but don’t, or didn’t consider we’d need. He’s just finished a Stone Pale Ale 2.0 (6% ABV) and he’d like another beer.
Turn to page 23 if he has a Boulevard Funky Pumpkin (5.8%, sour).
Turn to page 57 if he has a Hops & Grain Greenhouse IPA (7.6%).
Turn to page 62 if he has a Stevens Point Whole Hog Pumpkin Ale (7.5%).
Turn to page 101 if he has a Calavera Mexican Imperial Stout (9%).
/turns to page 101
DONE
What about all of the above?
I turn to page Fuck Choose Your Own Adventures because I always died horribly.
Just remember to keep your finger in the page you came from in case there’s a used hypodermic in the beer page you pick.
Denver should kick the FG on 1st fucking down. I’m not even certain I’m joking about this.
Disagree, but only because they’ve had way more three-and-outs than turnovers.
Flags, fumbles, incompetence. It’s like nothing’s changed!
Upton tits got too expensive for Game of War apparently.
I did not see that celebrity cameo coming.
Even the Refs are derpy tonight.
I’m beginning to think it was a mistake to start both Sanders and Thomas.
I still started Thomas, but I sat Anderson. BISHOP SANKEY IS MY SAVIOR!
The refs have gone mad with quasi-power.
“They called us mad at the academy…. We’ll show them. WE WILL SHOW THEM ALL!!!!
(throws flag)
….5 yard penalty, neutral zone infraction.
YES!!! TREMBLE BEFORE OUR YELLOW FLAGS OF DOOM!!!”
MORE FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD!
ALL HAIL FLAGBLOR!
GENTLEMEN AND AT LEAST ONE LADY OR TWO, HOW THE COPULATION YOU DOIN’?
A’ight, you?
As soon as these tamales are done steaming, I’m gonna be ace.
I’m kinda scared at how well I nailed certain aspects of this game. You should send me money for that reason.
Dude (or whatever is the Canuck equivalent), you’re quite good at this, eh?
Warming up to start the second half for Denver:
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My kids finally went to school now that the tsunami advisory is over. Glad to be back with you idiots on a glorious Friday morning.
My drink of choice? Alcohol-free beer. Thanks for asking.
Thats why we all drink beer right? The smooth refreshing taste?
It’s all fake to me. I’m just trying to fit in.
If you don’t like the taste of beer, you’re drinking shitty beer.
Good beer is delicious.
I’m surprised Friday morning football hasn’t caught on in more places.
Peyton Manning vs Alex Smith OR
Has Been vs Never Been
So Big Bang Theory is still a thing?
Pretty sure BBT fans killed Otto.
I heard it was BBW fans…
It’s gotta be finishing up, right? That was the main conflict.
I turned down the refresh rate for the comments – do we like 30 secs(current) or 10 secs(start of the night)?
Go with something random and odd. 17 seconds.
Refresh rate is fine. I would like a change in getting stuck in “older comments” though. Can you write a couple lines of code to make it an active history?
I haven’t been able to work that one out. I have trouble reproducing it, too. It’s SUPPOSED to refresh to the top (new) comment, but sometimes it breaks the Ajax and I have to refresh.
I am offended at the accusation of less porn. End of First
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