Your Sunday Night Aperitif Game Thread

Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…

Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.

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Mike McCarthyism

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRINK THE KOOL AID

litre_cola

Hello derpolosists*tm how are we?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Colonoscopy tomorrow. No booze. Living in the bathroom. Patriots won.

I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God

Lothar of the Hill People

+1 Jonathan Bradford reference.

Martin

And you still have the anal probe to look forward to.

Old School Zero

At least no one can accuse you of being full of shit.

JustStopDude

More QB’s in the league should throw it away by chucking it at opposing head coaches.

Doktor Zymm

New game, drink every time they mantion Kam Chancellor

Lothar of the Hill People

I love how Pete Carroll is protesting the call. “IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!”

No, Pete, the 12th man was INSIDE the sidelines.

...

“Nein! There were eleven!”

– Pete Carroll

Doktor Zymm

Angry Pete Carroll!

fleshwound_NPG
Old School Zero

While you were depositing money in your Fan Duel or Draft Kings account, The Sex Cannon was depositing 18 years of financial ruin in your girlfriend’s/wife’s womb. Often in triplicate.

...

And, much the one week leagues, Sex Cannon will be on to entirely new set of receivers next week.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

STOP THROWING DEEP ON 3RD AND SHORT, SHIT FOR BRAINS!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think Aaron Rodgers was trolling us when he announced that he came out of “Butte Community College”.

Mike McCarthyism

He stopped saying Cal after Tedford got shitcanned

Mike McCarthyism

/Slowly gets joke

Aw fuck I’m an idiot.

Sill Bimmons

RODGERS ON RODGERS VIOLENCE

Mike McCarthyism

Hello scumbags

Lothar of the Hill People

My local NBC station has a crawl going across the bottom of the screen with a doomsday message about DirecTV dropping them, and how viewers should call DirecTV to protest.

I’m thinking, “I’m getting this signal via antenna, and most people with DirecTV can do the same. What the fuck kind of morons is the local station counting on?”

fleshwound_NPG

Time for the night cap hard booze.

Martin

That Jill St. John gif slowed WAAAAAAAAAAAY down

comment image

fleshwound_NPG

needs moar frames, but it will do. it will most certainly do.

Martin

I’m just working with what I was given.

Doktor Zymm

Go team of some sort, let’s go out there and get a tie!

...

/collar flies open

That’s a new one.

Martin

Not if you grew up Catholic.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Go banana!

hippofant

Do… they still have Frank Gore in his 49ers uniform in this intro?

Sill Bimmons

I don’t think I’m alone among Stiller fans and fantasy owners when I say they need to tear up Antonio Brown’s current contract and replace it with the deed to Heinz Field.

Dick E. Phuck

I wouldn’t say the Seahawks pulled off a comeback. More like the Packers repeatedly fucked themselves over.

Sill Bimmons

Go Pack? I guess?

Old School Zero

Yeah. I *guess*.

fleshwound_NPG

Meteor. Fitting end to today.

Dick E. Phuck
Lothar of the Hill People

No, go Seattle.

It’s the lesser of two evils.

I swear, if the NFL expands, whoever gets the first expansion team should name them the Meteors. They’d have a gigantic fan base from day one.

fleshwound_NPG

[mute]

fleshwound_NPG

Nothing exposes the symptoms of CTE like football talk shows.

Dick E. Phuck

Of course Rodney Harrison still believes in the Eagles. Rodney Harrison is a moron.

nomonkeyfun

I know, I mean there is actual tangible proof of the Eagles existence.

Not like the alleged teams in Houston and Tennessee.
One has to believe in those teams like Santa, or God, or a sane Republican candidate for President.
(Listed in diminishing order of probability.)

Doktor Zymm

Catler got injured? How did I not hear the fans whinging about his lack of toughness from here?

Martin

Drowned out by the screams and wailing from Philadelphia.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You weren’t at a Bears bar or getting phone calls from my mother.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jill St. John in Diamonds Are Forever (1971).

http://33.media.tumblr.com/01147346ea044e5ee48e6f40e569b184/tumblr_nuhp25MawJ1s2wio8o1_500.gif

From like 20 posts ago, but still…………

fleshwound_NPG

gif needs slo mo…REAL slo mo.

Sill Bimmons

Ron Livingston has played three of my favorite characters:

Peter Gibbons
Lewis Nixon
Mikey’s buddy in Swingers

Why doesn’t this guy get more work?

nomonkeyfun

Plus the only boyfriend on Sex in the City who wasn’t absolute shit.

“Maybe he just isn’t that into you”

Sill Bimmons

Ummm…OK….

Martin

He’s been regularly employed. He’s just not A List because Hollywood sucks.

Sill Bimmons

That’s pretty much what I meant.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Hey folks, welcome to Draft Kings’ Door Flies Open Sponsored by FanDuel!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Old School Zero

Woe to those that put their money on Romo today.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The Dunge said he LOVES the Bengals defense; isn’t that homo?

Bloody Lethal

Not if he’s just loving them with God’s love.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Correct sir, but it sounded carnal, earthly, and sponsored by McDonald’s.

Sill Bimmons

I just keep rewatching the TD montage instead of listening to idiots blather.

I recommend this as best practice.

theeWeeBabySeamus

RW just mentioned Wisconsin.
Wolfpack Nation now going into meltdown in 3….2….1…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anybody else losing the remote to someone watching the Emmys tonight?

Sill Bimmons
Martin

You know what’s worst of all? The Hero Dog Awards were last night.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/15346f7ccab9687440e47cba262c2cdc/tumblr_nv02o41txr1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Looks like some talent showed up for the Hero Dogs.
Too bad my dog is a pussy.

nomonkeyfun

Who is up there with the NCIS chick.

Lookit those gams.

Sill Bimmons

Pocas des tetonas…

nomonkeyfun

Well, you’ll have excuse me for about 15 seconds to think about the talent at the show.

I mean the dogs yeah that’s it the dogs, no not in that way you sick fucks, this isn’t last night’s open thread.

fleshwound_NPG

why was 1976 Ann and Nancy Wilson hosting a dog show…

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMAO @ Dungy
“Oakland is not as bad as they look”

Old School Zero
Col. Duke LaCross

You have my gratitude.

Old School Zero

We are building a dick joke commenting force of extra ordinary magnitude.

Doktor Zymm

First time since 2013? They know that was only 2 years ago, right?

Doktor Zymm

I hope tonight’s game ends in a 2-2 tie. I think that would be the ideal end for today.

Old School Zero

Double safety game? #blessed

Martin

Makes sense with Charlie Church captaining the Seahawks

Doktor Zymm

I love these NFL crazytown weeks.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Alls I know is that the house has been cleared of inconsiderate fambly types, and the Ravens can’t lose another one today.

So, it’s all good for NFC in prime time.

Bloody Lethal

I been waiting all day for Sunday night
You made sure you set your Draft Kings right?
We won’t remind you just once or twice

Hey Jack it’s a fact, not much you can do
Time for commercial, it’s under review
Here we are again
Commercial 22
Don’t forget to play FanDuel too!

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

Old School Zero

THIS GUY

nomonkeyfun

Just checked the eliminator standings, only 6 people left alive after this week.

Apparently we know nothing about football.

Old School Zero
Spanky Datass

But there are nine who haven’t played yet … or forgot to make a pick.

synapticmisfires

So today we have seen wins by the Jags, Raiders, [*Redacted] s, Buccaneers, and Browns.

Clearly the Sunday night outcome will be equally strange. I have the Argonauts winning in straight sets.

fleshwound_NPG

The games were god fuckin awful today, let sweet Pammy G pretty shit up again.
(damn you Boston for stealing her)

http://i.imgur.com/PjhTF2A.jpg

fleshwound_NPG
Badger

That MS Surface “ad” was very weird.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

So has anyone else had the misfortune to see the new Ford commercial? You know, the one with some douchebag doing a shitty cover of “Stand By Me”?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wow, Gwyneth Paltrow got chesty.

Sill Bimmons

I love the word “chesty.”

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