[peeks out from under the covers] Has it started yet? No? Who said I was scared? I’m not scared. Maybe it’s YOU that’s scared. [sighs]
Wash @ NYG: The Giants should be 2-0. Let’s get that out of the way right now. Howevah, The Catastrophic Meltdowns really like the vibe that this team is giving off. As far as Washington is concerned, if this Matt Jones kid is the real thing and Morris keeps going they’ve got a running game that may take them to the NFC East title. Not that that will be a great accomplishment this year. Ain’t sour grapes grand? Cousins’ play is up and down and he doesn’t have D-Jax but the Giants don’t have Rogers-Cromartie so that should be a wash. Beason is ready to give it a go tonight-maybe he’ll make it through the whole game. You just never know, maybe the Giants finally get their *Coughlin* shit *Coughlin* together. We could be looking at another snooze-fest but, “It’s Still Real To Me, Damnit!” What can I say, the scotch is poured. (into an Oktoberfest-sized stein)
One first down ends it. So, three and out, punt return TD, onside kick, game-tying FG?
So let it be written, so let it be done.
HURL THE YELLOW CLOTH IN THE AIR. MORE POWER. FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD.
28 completions for 501 yards? Seriously?
Onside kick time. ALL THE ONSIDE KICKS.
You have got to be kidding me.
Flashback to the Giants-Ravens Super Bowl
This game will never end, will it.
Derp. Derp never changes.
Of course. Of course that happened.
Sad JV Bengals fans are sad.
Neat!
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Ok, even the Giants can’t fuck this up. Good night, you sweet princes.
You were saying?
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Randle did a good. Although that was almost picked.
Eli gets TWO Capri Suns tonight!
Because he always wrecks the first one?
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Huh….so somebody other than Beckham can catch.
Because fuck you that’s why.
wut?
The referee doesn’t understand the rules, the commentators are blind, and the defenses couldn’t stop a pinwheel from moving on a gentle breeze. But other than that Memphis-Cincy has been a good game.
And from what I’ve heard everyone died.
In this situation, why wouldn’t you just take a knee every play as opposed to ru ning it just up the middle? I think a fumble is almost as likely as breaking through for a first down…
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STORNG TAEK
How has Rueben Randle not been cut with how often he seems to fuck up?
Solid hands teams on both sides, for sure.
Timely comment this.
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I will give up sex…hell even masturbation, if the Giants manage to fuck up this lead!
That was close.
Wait…but they didn’t review it…
“Challenging the Unchallengable: Tom Coughlin and his Battle with Dementia”
-New York Times Bestseller #8: August 11, 2017
Someone should just turn the stadium lights off, maybe then everyone will take the hint.
Pity touchdown?
So… the Giants are going to blow this, right?
The only reason I’m sticking around is that I know they’re capable of it.
Well, that and the dick jokes.
Pointless derp, but still entertaining old man derpery
No Coughlin, you had to make a moronic coaching decision EARLIER in the game to lose this properly.
Hahahahahahah fucking Coughlin, this is fantastic!
I really hope the Giants figure it out that they need to play the whole game instead of the first three quarters.
Whew, that decision to start Kirk Cousins in fantasy finally paid off!
Penn beat Villanova, 24-13. First Quaker victory over the Wildcats in footed ball since 1911.
Got to love Phil selling this game like its week 2 of the preseason.
The greatest derp play in Super Bowl history. I refuse to believe to this day, Eli hit the guy he was aiming at.
But we’ll take it.
Is Alfred Morris alive?
I wonder what I did in a past life to end up as a [*Redacted] s fan? I hope it was fun..
Ironically, you were President Andrew Jackson
Reed garbage time points!
And so it begins….
Donde easta, el Moose?
There’s still 5 minutes left!!!
Gruden just looks like the kind of dude that if he was your neighbor, you would hate him. Like he let’s his dog shit all over your front yard, but god help you if you don’t get the trashcans off the curb cause he is calling the HOA on your ass immediately.
He climbs up on a ladder to hack off limbs from your tree because it hangs over his fence ever so slightly.
Aaaand we are into Yogi Berra rememberances….
Yogi Bear died!! WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED!!!!11!!
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OH GOOD YOGI BERRA THIS IS RELEVANT
Thank god I’m listening to the local radio broadcast. Flags in NYC were at half staff today for for the Yog. I loved the man, but my god it has gotten unbearable or even the most enjoyable player in baseball history.
BTW, have any of you ever tried to catch a ball with the old school catcher’s mitt Yogi used. Holy shit were those hard to use.
RIP Yogi Bear
Finally, our long national nightmare is over. Our pic-a-nic baskets are safe!
Boo-boo is still out there.
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“They are going to send more people than Washington can block.”
-Defensive mastermind Phil Simms
Which is what, one?
Are we at least close to the record for most flags in a game not involving the Raiders?