[peeks out from under the covers] Has it started yet? No? Who said I was scared? I’m not scared. Maybe it’s YOU that’s scared. [sighs]
Wash @ NYG: The Giants should be 2-0. Let’s get that out of the way right now. Howevah, The Catastrophic Meltdowns really like the vibe that this team is giving off. As far as Washington is concerned, if this Matt Jones kid is the real thing and Morris keeps going they’ve got a running game that may take them to the NFC East title. Not that that will be a great accomplishment this year. Ain’t sour grapes grand? Cousins’ play is up and down and he doesn’t have D-Jax but the Giants don’t have Rogers-Cromartie so that should be a wash. Beason is ready to give it a go tonight-maybe he’ll make it through the whole game. You just never know, maybe the Giants finally get their *Coughlin* shit *Coughlin* together. We could be looking at another snooze-fest but, “It’s Still Real To Me, Damnit!” What can I say, the scotch is poured. (into an Oktoberfest-sized stein)
Seriously. The Bearcats are going to run out of players at this rate.
Oh, gee, do you have to go for it? Thanks, Jim and Phil.
How is Mike Carey employed? He should be handing out pamphlets for food carts at the bus station.
fuck you, that’s a fumble.
OK, I’m outta here. Try not to burn the place down, kids.
Whatever, man. I’m just gonna juggle these lit moltov cocktails.
/does not know how to juggle
Dammit NSZ, you GIT
Do you mind if I store these oily rags and aerosol cans right here?
God, have mercy. Just end this game now.
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Clara Bow
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She had It but I can’t quite tell what It was
I’m too sober for this. Night y’all.
Please stop. They’re already dead.
Holy shit just let it end.
Catch fumble done
womp, womp
In honor of Futbol Americano, the [*Redacted] s would like to announce they have changed their name to the Washington Chuntaros
I wish the Jags would move to Mexico City instead of the nFL trying to make the sport popular in Europe. Just turm the Jag from a friendly cartoon mascot into one of those crazy angry Aztec blood cult Jaguar Gods.
2nd and 28? NFL BLITZ!
46-46. Who needs defense?!
I know that if you’re Washington, you can’t just go and start kneeling down on every play when you’re behind… but what if you could?
THE FLAG GOD HAS BEEN SUMMONED. ALL SHALL DESPAIR.
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A tie at 46. Wow
Pre-code apparently will be my theme tonight. I am happy with the game so far.
is Roberto Abramowitz the long-lost cousin of Tonto Goldstein?
You’ve earned it Eli.
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You mean to tell me i could have been listening to a Spanish announce team over Phil Simms this whole fucking time?
Rudolpho Abriminowitz or some such, the oh-so-common Spanish Jew.
The Skins will pick up a new third string QB named Hatfield, so when Cousins gets hurt there’ll be a backup QB feud.
Half of the JV Bengals aren’t going to survive this game.
Starting to fell this beer in my toes. That’s good alcohustle. The Tramadol helps I suppose.
whatchoo drinkin?
Ninkasi Total Domination.
Nice. Deschutes is releasing bottles of a pub-only duo tomorrow–a bourbon barrel aged imperial Black Butte, and a Sour Quad. Definitely picking up a bottle of each.
I could listen to Phil describe hypothetical better games all night.
The whistle doesn’t officially kill the play…
since when?
The Texans? Why are they running ads for college football teams on the NFL Network?
Who’s Cousins’ backup? McCoy? Pocahontas?
Lewis and/or Clark?
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Welp, Peace out, homies. Til next time.
BRING ON THE SEX CANNON!
Nothing could be worse than this.
Memphis and Cincy are burning up the scoreboard, 46-39.
Been a hell of game. Light years better than this slapdickery.
Basketball already huh.
And with that, I bid you all adieu.
BUTTERED TOAST.
if you take a bunch of tires, put them in a dumpster, and set them on fire, would you describe it as a dumpster fire or a tire fire, or should I just keep calling it the [*Redacted] s?
Don’t. It’s highly offensive to my people.
Signed,
President of the American Dumpster Fire Society
Yes.
“Deepest penetration”
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Fuck you, Matt Jones. Fuck you.
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Bwhaha! Tipifies (is that even a word?) The skins!
There was no way to predict that was going to happen, but I think we all saw it coming in our hearts.
That’s some good Washington Football Team.
Holy shit.
PEAK WASHINGTON
woof
Hahahahaha, that’s really good derp hustle.
Derp-derp derp-derp!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWHAHAHAHA!
Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh shit