[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road. The road? I’ve heard good things about that place. Okay. One more.” Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks…
Den @ Det: Peyton can’t feel his fingers and after a day of drinking I can’t feel my legs. I thought that the Falcons/Cowboy tilt should have been in this spot but what do I know-I’m just a guy that has a big dick. Whoa there. Who IS a big dick. Sorry about the confusion. Anyway, does anyone mamember reading that the Bronc’s were going to run the ball like bananas with CJ this year? Their leading rusher is Hillman with a paltry 75 yards Good Luvin’! Speaking of lousy running games, the hosannas have turned into the boohannas for 59 yards and counting (on one hand) Ameer Abdullah. On his behalf I’d like to ask the question, “does anyone know where a guy can pick up a niqab on the cheap?”. Good Night, Canada!
Holy crap there’s a Lobo in the NFL! Starting, even!
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Come on, Cris, you can say it was a shitty pass.
CHRIST WAS IT EVER
Unsportsmanlike conduct was way better with Suh
Boy…I got to start watching the news more. I had zero clue the pope was on our side of the pond…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=22&v=PiwGqrdh6Rg
Ruined my whole weekend.
They dink! And dunk! And dink and dink and dunk! Dink dink dink! Dunk dunk dunk!
The Staffy and PeyPey Show!
I much prefer Worker and Parasite starring Danny Woodhead and DeAndre Levy
The Lions, they may not have much going for them, but they look a bit less ridiculous than most teams during pinktober.
This is little discussed, but unquestionably true.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN LINCOLN
Go for it, suckers
Has Wade Phillips lost weight, or does he just look better in dark colors?
Yes?
No.
MAYBE
Wade Phillips. God bless that tubby bastard.
Fucking Arrieta fucking needs to fucking die in a fucking fire.
I can already hear the hosts on The Fan tomorrow… “The Pirates don’t have a shot against Jake Arrieta. Jake Arrieta is going to torch the Pirates in the Wild Card Game. The Pirates may as not even show up against Jake Arrieta…”
I swear the Yinzer media craps on Yinzer teams more than the BAWSTAHN hypes the SAWX AHND GREATRIOTS.
Good thing they can still smack the fucking Cards in the mouth, take the division and throw those assholes to that wolf.
The rest of the Cubs suck donkey balls.
I don;t like admitting that all of what you said is correct. But tis.
I was a big fan of the first set a Halos. Are 4/5 worth playing?
Manningbot is not pleased….
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Would you see an IG-88 origin story film?
I’d see the FUCK out of an IG-88 origin story film.
GET ON IT DISNEY
From your fingertips to God’s ears, inshallah.
Come on, man.
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IG-88 is so much cooler than Robocop…I’m sorry, I just don’t think we can be friends.
Are you implying that Peyton Manning *is* cool? Because Peyton Manning is not cool.
IG-88 suffering in a galaxy far far away implanted with Peyton Manning’s consciousness played by Paul Giamatti would be epic.
IG-88 IS NOT PEYTON MANNING IT’S JUST A VISUAL METAPHOR OF THE FACT THAT HE IS NOW MORE MACHINE THAN MAN I THINK THAT DARTH VADER MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BETTER EXAMPLE BUT I ALSO AGREE THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A TAD ON THE NOSE
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Slightly more mobile manning
“A very rapid three and out”
My wife sympathizes
Writes “game over” in notebook…
“Four and out is no better.”
– Deanna Favre
Stafford broken, go to Ameer. Also, I want Mr. Abdullah to do good to piss off the remaining Obama birthers.
Which QB is more likely to die on national television tonight?
YES?
actually trick question, answer is Kubiak.
Okay, starting to feel better. I don’t know why I ever nap, it always makes me feel like shit.
I had huge issues with sleep paralysis when I used to nap a lot. The solution was drink more and don’t sleep on my back.
TOO MUCH MOLLY
Not a lot of NFL players from U Chicago, go Maroons!
Q: What musical artist does Gary Kubiak listen to to get psyched up for a big game?
A: Massive Attack
SHUT UP LADY YOUR RUINING MY BASEDBALL
/fires up GTA V
//kills a million hookers
///feels better for some reason
GTA V is something of a cure-all.
I always liked playing zombies on Call of Duty for the same reason. Just grab a machine gun and start popping heads.
Cheaper than therapy.
Brandon McManus has been far and away my best fantasy player.
I played Madden against a buddy today and kicked like 10 McManus field goals.
Argh, I accidentally almost watched a second of ‘the big bang theory’
Apply bleach directly to the affected area.
Quarantine immediately!
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“You’d love that show! It’s got science jokes!”
-My family and friends, which is why I prefer to spend my weekends here
Same here. And I love my sister. But holy FUCKBALLS does that show suck.
Everyone has “one of those” types in their family.
You mean rich people?
/South Park reference
Von Miller is a black hipster football player? That’s more surprising than Micheal Sam really.
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At least with Al announcing I’m not drinking alone.
At least with Al announcing I know I’m not drinking alone tonight.
I think my comments are being eaten.
Stop saying home Al.
Peyton Manning psyching himself up before the game…
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Fuck — her gay uncle’s bday is today. All I want to do is relax and now I gotta go to the gay bar with her to wish him…gay sex or whatever.
I’ll tell Michael Sam you all say hi.
In honor of Al, and because of Collinsworth, I’m going to start drinking.
Welcome to this week’s Sunday night matchup between make it snow and staying awake.
really regret not napping in the 4:00 window
Holy shit, just got a new modem from Comcast that brought my net speed up to 125 Mb from 35. The porn will be even HDier now!
I wish the US Army really would get smarter, via agent 86
If they had more Agent 99’s I’d enlist.
Manny just being Manny on the line out there.
I live in Houston now, and I don’t think there’s any way that I could hate JJ Watt more.
If you hate all his national commercials imagine that in between them he was in every single local ad, mostly for HEB grocery stores.
I heard Jaws doing a radio ad for a jingoistic hvac service today, fantastic
Jaws OWNS the Philly jingoistic radio ad market.
No feelings, no pain!!
/keep feeling them scripts anyway, PeyPey
Evening everyone. I’m trying to watch the eclipse out my window, but so far no luck there.
Clouds here.
I don’t think it’s supposed to reach maximum blood and apocalypse for another couple hours.
Tony Dungy…. more like Dunsferatu, amirite?
The Hanging Dunge.
Dungian Gray
I have been telling this to everyone I can find today:
Michigan has a defensive lineman named Taco Charlton and BYU has a running back named Squally Canada.
How the fuck you doin’, boys?
Is his password Taco?
OK – just got home from the Cards game. Gotta still be high 90’s out there. Waiting about ten minutes to leave my spot without budging, had to go all #jeeplife and just drive over the curbs to get the hell out of there.
Got what a great blowout. Was waiting to exit and made eye contact with another ARI fan.
Me: “Nice win.”
Him: “Yeah, big one too.”
::Silence::
Me: “I fucking hate those guys.”
Him: “Yeah”
As we walk out, my gf tells me that he is one of the dudes on the local Fox affiliate. I assume he hates the 49ers because SF is a gay haven.
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/about/troy-hayden
Kaepernick was a thing of beauty today.
Yup.
3-0 #ri7eup #ble77ed
Nowadays people aren’t interested in art that isn’t tattooed on unreliable quarterbacks
There’s a lady on my based-ball broadcast.
WHY DON’T YOU JUST COME AND CUT MY NUTS OFF YOU BITCH
I can’t feel my fingers
Shouldn’t you be warming up the cybernetics?
Gentlemen.
Not here.
Sez you.
Who?
Arak, the clear liquor that makes cola cloudy
Hmm…
Gonna watch last weeks episode of Rick and Morty then join you in the sports business.
Evening all. I am expecting a high level of derpiness this evening.
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hey guys
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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HANTAAIDS BABY MURDERER
“Evenin’ mam, I’ll take a Sonic burger with titshake….errrm, I mean, milkshake”
hi diddly-ho neighborino!
Shut up, Flanders.
It’s Peyton v. Detroit in the “Shell of Your Former Self Bowl”
Ameer’s Shitty O-Line or Eddy’s Bum Ankle?
I think Brandon Marshall is trying WAY too hard to be a true part of Jets lore…
My prediction for the Broncos at Lions…
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Hippo don’t care. Hippo shrugs off 500-lb lionesses like gnats.
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It has been a fantasy boondoggle for me today.
Yep. I left both Davonta Freeman and Smiff on my bench today. I lost.
DONKS WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to make my nighttime cup of coffee, both to level off my afternoon oxy so I can start nervous drinkin’ without passing out, and for good mojo (Broncos mug).
The body is a temple? Good thing I be a Gentile ,, smgdh
As long as you don’t have any money changers in your body I think you’re okay.
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