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[in a slurred voice] “How ’bout one more? Oh no, I couldn’t-I have to go to work tomorrow. C’mon, just one for the road. The road? I’ve heard good things about that place. Okay. One more.” Just one more to go until tomorrow night folks…

Den @ Det: Peyton can’t feel his fingers and after a day of drinking I can’t feel my legs. I thought that the Falcons/Cowboy tilt should have been in this spot but what do I know-I’m just a guy that has a big dick. Whoa there. Who IS a big dick. Sorry about the confusion. Anyway, does anyone mamember reading that the Bronc’s were going to run the ball like bananas with CJ this year? Their leading rusher is Hillman with a paltry 75 yards Good Luvin’! Speaking of lousy running games, the hosannas have turned into the boohannas for 59 yards and counting (on one hand) Ameer Abdullah. On his behalf I’d like to ask the question, “does anyone know where a guy can pick up a niqab on the cheap?”. Good Night, Canada!

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Moonbatting Average

Holy crap there’s a Lobo in the NFL! Starting, even!

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Claymaker

Come on, Cris, you can say it was a shitty pass.

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King Hippo

CHRIST WAS IT EVER

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Doktor Zymm

Unsportsmanlike conduct was way better with Suh

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JustStopDude

Boy…I got to start watching the news more. I had zero clue the pope was on our side of the pond…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=22&v=PiwGqrdh6Rg

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Sill Bimmons

Ruined my whole weekend.

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King Hippo

They dink! And dunk! And dink and dink and dunk! Dink dink dink! Dunk dunk dunk!

The Staffy and PeyPey Show!

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Tony Easons of Anarchy

I much prefer Worker and Parasite starring Danny Woodhead and DeAndre Levy

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Doktor Zymm

The Lions, they may not have much going for them, but they look a bit less ridiculous than most teams during pinktober.

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King Hippo

This is little discussed, but unquestionably true.

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Sill Bimmons

WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN LINCOLN

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Doktor Zymm

Go for it, suckers

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Doktor Zymm

Has Wade Phillips lost weight, or does he just look better in dark colors?

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The Maestro

Yes?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No.

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Sill Bimmons

MAYBE

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King Hippo

Wade Phillips. God bless that tubby bastard.

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Sill Bimmons

Fucking Arrieta fucking needs to fucking die in a fucking fire.

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WCS

I can already hear the hosts on The Fan tomorrow… “The Pirates don’t have a shot against Jake Arrieta. Jake Arrieta is going to torch the Pirates in the Wild Card Game. The Pirates may as not even show up against Jake Arrieta…”

I swear the Yinzer media craps on Yinzer teams more than the BAWSTAHN hypes the SAWX AHND GREATRIOTS.

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Sill Bimmons

Good thing they can still smack the fucking Cards in the mouth, take the division and throw those assholes to that wolf.

The rest of the Cubs suck donkey balls.

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King Hippo

I don;t like admitting that all of what you said is correct. But tis.

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Claymaker

I was a big fan of the first set a Halos. Are 4/5 worth playing?

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John Difool

Manningbot is not pleased….

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090123161132/swfanon/images/8/8c/Ig_88.jpg

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Sill Bimmons

Would you see an IG-88 origin story film?

I’d see the FUCK out of an IG-88 origin story film.

GET ON IT DISNEY

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John Difool

From your fingertips to God’s ears, inshallah.

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Sill Bimmons

IG-88 is so much cooler than Robocop…I’m sorry, I just don’t think we can be friends.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Are you implying that Peyton Manning *is* cool? Because Peyton Manning is not cool.

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John Difool

IG-88 suffering in a galaxy far far away implanted with Peyton Manning’s consciousness played by Paul Giamatti would be epic.

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Sill Bimmons

IG-88 IS NOT PEYTON MANNING IT’S JUST A VISUAL METAPHOR OF THE FACT THAT HE IS NOW MORE MACHINE THAN MAN I THINK THAT DARTH VADER MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BETTER EXAMPLE BUT I ALSO AGREE THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A TAD ON THE NOSE

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Moonbatting Average

“A very rapid three and out”
My wife sympathizes

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Tony Easons of Anarchy

Writes “game over” in notebook…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Four and out is no better.”

– Deanna Favre

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Doktor Zymm

Stafford broken, go to Ameer. Also, I want Mr. Abdullah to do good to piss off the remaining Obama birthers.

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Claymaker

Which QB is more likely to die on national television tonight?

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King Hippo

YES?

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King Hippo

actually trick question, answer is Kubiak.

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makeitsnowondem

Okay, starting to feel better. I don’t know why I ever nap, it always makes me feel like shit.

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Doktor Zymm

I had huge issues with sleep paralysis when I used to nap a lot. The solution was drink more and don’t sleep on my back.

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King Hippo

TOO MUCH MOLLY

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Doktor Zymm

Not a lot of NFL players from U Chicago, go Maroons!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Q: What musical artist does Gary Kubiak listen to to get psyched up for a big game?

A: Massive Attack

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Sill Bimmons

SHUT UP LADY YOUR RUINING MY BASEDBALL

/fires up GTA V
//kills a million hookers
///feels better for some reason

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

GTA V is something of a cure-all.

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Horatio Cornblower

I always liked playing zombies on Call of Duty for the same reason. Just grab a machine gun and start popping heads.

Cheaper than therapy.

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King Hippo

Brandon McManus has been far and away my best fantasy player.

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Bloody Lethal

I played Madden against a buddy today and kicked like 10 McManus field goals.

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Doktor Zymm

Argh, I accidentally almost watched a second of ‘the big bang theory’

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Charge of the Light Brigade

Apply bleach directly to the affected area.

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Bloody Lethal

Quarantine immediately!

http://cdn2.thegloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/karen-mean-girls-cough-im-sick.gif

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Claymaker

“You’d love that show! It’s got science jokes!”

-My family and friends, which is why I prefer to spend my weekends here

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Sill Bimmons

Same here. And I love my sister. But holy FUCKBALLS does that show suck.

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WCS

Everyone has “one of those” types in their family.

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Sill Bimmons

You mean rich people?

/South Park reference

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Charge of the Light Brigade

Von Miller is a black hipster football player? That’s more surprising than Micheal Sam really.
http://cabcfootball.com/cabc/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Von-Miller-Official-Texas-AM-Full-01.jpg

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Charge of the Light Brigade

At least with Al announcing I’m not drinking alone.

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Charge of the Light Brigade

At least with Al announcing I know I’m not drinking alone tonight.

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Charge of the Light Brigade

I think my comments are being eaten.

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Charge of the Light Brigade

Stop saying home Al.

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John Difool

Peyton Manning psyching himself up before the game…

http://i.imgur.com/jVgOCQx.gif?noredirect

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blaxabbath

Fuck — her gay uncle’s bday is today. All I want to do is relax and now I gotta go to the gay bar with her to wish him…gay sex or whatever.

I’ll tell Michael Sam you all say hi.

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Charge of the Light Brigade

In honor of Al, and because of Collinsworth, I’m going to start drinking.

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makeitsnowondem

Welcome to this week’s Sunday night matchup between make it snow and staying awake.

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King Hippo

really regret not napping in the 4:00 window

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

Holy shit, just got a new modem from Comcast that brought my net speed up to 125 Mb from 35. The porn will be even HDier now!

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Doktor Zymm

I wish the US Army really would get smarter, via agent 86

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blordinaryfagicmox

If they had more Agent 99’s I’d enlist.

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blordinaryfagicmox

Manny just being Manny on the line out there.

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Claymaker

I live in Houston now, and I don’t think there’s any way that I could hate JJ Watt more.

If you hate all his national commercials imagine that in between them he was in every single local ad, mostly for HEB grocery stores.

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Doktor Zymm

I heard Jaws doing a radio ad for a jingoistic hvac service today, fantastic

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Sill Bimmons

Jaws OWNS the Philly jingoistic radio ad market.

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King Hippo

No feelings, no pain!!

/keep feeling them scripts anyway, PeyPey

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Senor Weaselo

Evening everyone. I’m trying to watch the eclipse out my window, but so far no luck there.

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Sill Bimmons

Clouds here.

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Sill Bimmons

I don’t think it’s supposed to reach maximum blood and apocalypse for another couple hours.

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John Difool

Tony Dungy…. more like Dunsferatu, amirite?

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Sill Bimmons

The Hanging Dunge.

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Moonbatting Average

Dungian Gray

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Claymaker

I have been telling this to everyone I can find today:

Michigan has a defensive lineman named Taco Charlton and BYU has a running back named Squally Canada.

How the fuck you doin’, boys?

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WCS

Is his password Taco?

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blaxabbath

OK – just got home from the Cards game. Gotta still be high 90’s out there. Waiting about ten minutes to leave my spot without budging, had to go all #jeeplife and just drive over the curbs to get the hell out of there.

Got what a great blowout. Was waiting to exit and made eye contact with another ARI fan.

Me: “Nice win.”
Him: “Yeah, big one too.”
::Silence::
Me: “I fucking hate those guys.”
Him: “Yeah”

As we walk out, my gf tells me that he is one of the dudes on the local Fox affiliate. I assume he hates the 49ers because SF is a gay haven.

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/about/troy-hayden

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litre_cola

Kaepernick was a thing of beauty today.

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Sill Bimmons

Yup.

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WCS

3-0 #ri7eup #ble77ed

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Doktor Zymm

Nowadays people aren’t interested in art that isn’t tattooed on unreliable quarterbacks

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Sill Bimmons

There’s a lady on my based-ball broadcast.

WHY DON’T YOU JUST COME AND CUT MY NUTS OFF YOU BITCH

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Moonbatting Average

I can’t feel my fingers

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Sill Bimmons

Shouldn’t you be warming up the cybernetics?

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makeitsnowondem

Gentlemen.

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Sill Bimmons

Not here.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Sez you.

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Doktor Zymm

Who?

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Doktor Zymm

Arak, the clear liquor that makes cola cloudy

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Hmm…

comment image

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Charge of the Light Brigade

Gonna watch last weeks episode of Rick and Morty then join you in the sports business.

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litre_cola

Evening all. I am expecting a high level of derpiness this evening.

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Sill Bimmons

hey guys

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://i.imgur.com/q6TBv2d.gif

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Sill Bimmons

HANTAAIDS BABY MURDERER

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John Difool

“Evenin’ mam, I’ll take a Sonic burger with titshake….errrm, I mean, milkshake”

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Tony Easons of Anarchy

hi diddly-ho neighborino!

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Sill Bimmons

Shut up, Flanders.

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Tony Easons of Anarchy

It’s Peyton v. Detroit in the “Shell of Your Former Self Bowl”

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Moonbatting Average

Ameer’s Shitty O-Line or Eddy’s Bum Ankle?

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JustStopDude

I think Brandon Marshall is trying WAY too hard to be a true part of Jets lore…

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John Difool

My prediction for the Broncos at Lions…

http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/lion-hypo-funny-gif-1080854.gif

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Sill Bimmons

Hippo don’t care. Hippo shrugs off 500-lb lionesses like gnats.

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Bloody Lethal

It has been a fantasy boondoggle for me today.

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OsamaBenJarvus

Yep. I left both Davonta Freeman and Smiff on my bench today. I lost.

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King Hippo

DONKS WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to make my nighttime cup of coffee, both to level off my afternoon oxy so I can start nervous drinkin’ without passing out, and for good mojo (Broncos mug).

The body is a temple? Good thing I be a Gentile ,, smgdh

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Doktor Zymm

As long as you don’t have any money changers in your body I think you’re okay.

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