Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…
Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.
HAHAHAHAH You have fucking BELL!
Pete Carroll approves of the call.
Everybody knows that when the game is on the line, you put the ball in the hands of your backup quarterback.
Yeah, this game’s ending in a tie.
Oh please be another designed run to Ookie. They’ll never see it coming a second time!
If Scobee misses again I’ll do some heroin, just for fun.
“-Phillip Seymour Hoffman”
Awwwww…
Phil says punt.
Vick’s gonna run it again and lose like 30 yards,nright?ntheyre not gonna let Acobee try AGAIN.
BONUS DRINKING ROUND 2X PINTS
I need a piss trough running under my couch
Scobee Time
We need like 6 more yards, and another Scobee miss.
“He is in field goal range with that run.” You mean they scored a touchdown?
My stream might be a few seconds behind
Ha, in FG range my hairy honky ass
Field goal range.
Josh Scobee
Does not compute.
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What else would you expect with Vick as his QB?
What are the odds on 4th and goal from the 5, they go for the touchdown instead of letting Scobee kick?
Fucking FINALLY to Antonio Brown
THIS GAME I CALL IT HINDSIGHT BECAUSE IT’S GOING TO END 20-20
BOOM, THAT JUST HAPPENED…
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So I regularly cause this face in women.
At least when they see me walk into the room.
♪ A-tie-would-make-me-laugh-real-hard ♪
There are ties in football.
-A different former Iggles QB
I hope Jim gives us all the pertinent stats about how many coaches have really long streaks without going 0-3-1.
these teams are both fucking garbage
I have changed my rooting interest from Flacco pick six to I want a tie.
Icall this face “Scobee Contemplates Life As A Real Estate Broker”
“Josh Scobee: My Life In Grocery Bagging,” a memoir.
The ol’ reverse Warner.
I mean….how obvious was it that Ookie was gonna run it? Naked backfield, weird formation/personnel grouping?
“Lemme just say this JEEM: Pittsburgh should’ve played it safe and punted on 2nd down.”
If this finally comes down to Scobee-Doo.
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in my pool, I picked Ravens -2.5. So this, this is working out.
C’mon meteor!
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Murderface in behind Tomlin
Black guy wearing a hoodie? Murdered.
Too soon?
I think Sill’s gonna choke a bitch after this game.
PRAY FOR SILL
Hopefully he avoids the cameras. Or at least doesn’t get caught with the dead girl.
Ok, Flacco pick six to finish the night
I hate both these teams so much.
+1
You know what you’re REALLY gonna hate? The next two days of idiotic praise heaped toward whichever team “wins” this battle of shits.
Don’t even have Le’Veon in the backfield?
CLASSIC BOSS TODD!
…..wow. Just….. Wow. Holy shit. That was amazing.
Night night!
A DESIGNED MIKE VICK RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I root for a 22-20 finish or a tie…
A tie. After all this, I hope Cincinnati wins the division.
Tie. Winless Baltimore is fun, but Stiller Fans React Completely Reasonably will be better if they don’t win either
Go for it!
They were going to call a pooch punt, but Vick was worried people would get mad at him again.
Well I’m absolutely stunned that Phil Simms wants a punt.
THE ANTI GREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
So, what is Josh Scobee’s range? And is that in nanometers or picometers?
Is it too much to ask for this one to doink off the post?
Aaaand that’s supposed to be to Claymaker.
Femtometers.
He is capable of making a five-inch field goal, provided someone runs the goal post toward him as he kicks.
That’s right, guys. No need to get another first down. The Scobster’s got this.
God I want another field goal attempt…
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Yeah. Skip past the fucking defender some more, asshole. That hasn’t worked since two-hand touch in grade school, but tonight…. Tonight, it’s fuckin magic.
Jeebus, that guy’s good. Boos Todd, may wanna get him teh ball more.
now THAT is the Vick passing we all now and love
Good-ass drive-starter from Mike Vick there.
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So I just got home from work and playing hockey tonight and HOLY SHIT WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS GAME
TL;DR: Scobee gon’ Scobee
Well, you see what happened was…. what took place was…
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Can I hope for a 22-20 final?
your booze soaked fingers to God’s ears…
Under?
So who will be breaking you knees if you lose?