The Final Phase-Your Sunday Nighter Thread

“Late in the evening the American Football Fan, awash in a sea of carbohydrates and intoxicants, settles down for the evening. Its energy is spent and the couch sings its siren song-few can resist. Those that have already found their way back to their lair begin to go over-in what could be called their minds-the things they’ll type on blog sites or shout into phones during call-in shows the following day.”

Dal @ NO: Good news for the Cowboys-Ingram is not Devonta Freeman and Spiller isn’t anyone at this point. Dallas should be able to put Taylor Swift behind this O-Line and get 75 yards out of her. The only concern would be the song she inevitably comes out with detailing the lack of support Weeden gave her and that she has to move on now. Can you see the despair in Brees’ eyes as he surveys the diseased deathscape that is the Saints roster? The one that reminds him of New Orleans post-Katrina?

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Doktor Zymm

Ooof. Good morning all. I need to not hate-drink so much when the Cowboys play in prime time. Kitten therapy.
http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201110/marshmellow-kitten-big.jpg

Martin
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’ll lock the door, turn off the porch light, and put your hand in some warm water.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/5d926d817a5e9b5629029ef371c6b853/tumblr_np879cMMCq1u66brso4_500.gif

Too tired to jizz in your ear……. this time.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

:taps mic:

Is this thing still on?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I napped after my scare earlier. I am wide awake at midnight now

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Had a similar nap schedule, sans scare. Now watching Blade Runner. Hope your night got better.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

H. Jon Benjamin is somehow shorter than Tom Cruise. Pam is hot IRL

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Amber+Nash+Comic+Con+International+2012+Archer+AQ1DrwAjV_wl.jpg

I am out for the night after this.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cf59bf7b066e419bdf51fad8125869f/tumblr_mmi6l7dvzB1rmkvvyo1_500.gif

I lied, if this is the only Pam gif that will be not the norm

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I would sell a kidney to be part of a four-way with Princess Zelda, Chery/Carol, and Pam.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yeah, everyone would. This seems like a normal thing to think.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Alright I should just shut up at this point. Let my puppy out now and I realize he hasn’t had real food since 7 am when I woke up and let him out. I might make nachos and just share half of it with him so he gets some food

Porky Prime

LACES UP, ENTIRE NFL.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am not liking you guys because no one jumped on board with the Amber Nash thing.I really am a fan. Am I the only one that just LOVES talent?

Col. Duke LaCross

She had me at “cooch chili.”

Porky Prime

Fuck you photobucket.

Beerguyrob

So, the only player to connect on a kcik today was Ndamukong Suh?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Are you talking about him kicking off the helmet of whatever the Dolphins QB is out of bounds. Already forgot. My dad was bitching about that earlier.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I really like that Dallas lost again. I also have to say again Amber Nash is amazing

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/v9BltRBnrmo/maxresdefault.jpg

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makeitsnowondem

Spiller’s got to see someone about his pinkeye.

Moonbatting Average

Can Romobyl occur if Romo isn’t in the game?

Dunstan

This was more of a Weeden Mile Island

King Hippo

I mean, he was still THERE

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So 12 hours later I am still pissed I couldn’t form a coherent Fitzpatrick/Houdini/Dying from AIDs joke this morning

BrettFavresColonoscopy

10-4, Snowball

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

37 dicks?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

In a row?

(But I meant Pam in Archer Vice…since she makes like three Houdini died of AIDS jokes over the series)

/shows self out

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Amber Nash is a goddess

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packman_jon

Herm: IT’S TIME FOR THE COWBOYS FRANCHISE TO BE PUT ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

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Ah ha. Fuck Dallas.

Moonbatting Average

I have a feeling a lot of kickers will be shot in dimly lit parking lots this week (have been watching too much Narcos)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Al would be more excited but a) he was rooting for Dallas and b) he’s drunk

Romonobyl

I blame the D-Fence for this one.

Eckeaux

Yup. That’s about right. Fuck you Cowboys. The only way I could lose in the OT game was a Dallas bed-shit. Should have seen it coming.

packman_jon

Well it’s not a Doopy Pantz Pick 6, but still, DERP.

makeitsnowondem

well okay

King Hippo

CJ Spiller? ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Praise be to Breesus

Romonobyl

Well fuck this…

Old School Zero

Oh shit. Chris may have just won our fantasy match up with that play.

Old School Zero

Okay, not quite, but he just has to hope the Detroit TE has an okay night.

Sharkbait

Welp. There goes the tie.

Eckeaux

That clang sounded like the Tecmo Super Bowl post.

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Col. Duke LaCross

I would like to move to Mexico.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Did the idiot announcers just say the game can’t end in a tie. Why can’t they fire these assholes.

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I’d make a Donovan McNabb joke but… eh…

makeitsnowondem

me to lady snow: “this has been the day of the missed field goal, but man this is a gimme”

Col. Duke LaCross

The kickers are revolting against all the rule changes.

King Hippo

You fuck with the Zendejas Union, you get what you get muchacho

The Maestro

Well, they are revolting today, yes.

ThePirateSloth

I don’t… I can’t…. what in the fuck just happened?

Old School Zero

CLANG CLANG CLANG GOES THE FIELD GOAL
HERP DERP DERP GOES THE FANS

packman_jon

THUDRONG! is what happened

Eckeaux

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Another graduate of the Josh Scobee school of kicking.

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http://www.theamericanconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/yul_brenner_jpg-magnum.jpg

Weeden is going to throw a pick-six in OT. So let it be written, so let it be done.

Romonobyl

World’s Greatest Doink!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Santonio Holmes disagrees

makeitsnowondem

I would have had my Cowboys cover if he’d made that, but this is way better.

Moonbatting Average

HO. WHA. Fffffuuuu! WTFF?

Old School Zero

TIE TIE TIE MY DARLING
DON’T SCORE A SINGLE POINT
TIE TIE TIE MY DARLING
JUST RUN UP THE MIDDLE

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

LMAO

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Now now there’s still time for a Weeden Hail Mary/pick six

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pussies

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