It might be a game for the aged-‘s’ and ‘d’ are so close to each other.
SF @ NYG: Staley and TE Davis are out for this one. I can’t blame Kaep for perhaps thinking that the stars are aligning against him. The fan site Niners Nation recommends that you start ZERO 9’ers tonight. ZERO! Rarely has a fan site been so honest. There’s not a hint of “Kaep might go off in this one” or “Look for Hyde to grab a goal-line TD”. That’s sad. The Giants D seems to be rounding into some sort of shape ( a parallelogram? a Mobius Strip?) It sure looks as though the G-Men will be stepping on some throats tonight but hey, a complete implosion isn’t off the table. Let’s watch what happens…together.
GOD FUCK YOU NASCAR WHY ARE YOU A THING AND WHY IN FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A FUCKING SPORT? GO DIE IN A FIRE!
It is the worst thing about the South.
Hey man you can’t understand unless you’ve seen a car drive in a circle 500 times in a row.
I’d start watching it if after every third lap, everyone stops, chugs a beer, and changes direction. It would make things super exciting by lap 12, depending on tolerance and beer selection.
I’d echo your hate, but I’m an F1 fan. At least something besides “Lewis Hamilton or Sebastian Vettel win” happens once in awhile.
Damn nice jacket, IMO.
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Just had Thanksgiving dinner, red wine, turkey, the struggle is real, what did i miss?
Taint catch
Cowboys suck
The ushe.
Manningface, short bus edition, basically.
Tony Dungy is looking worse
FACK
“Football is family”
So, guess by mom’s Sicilian family, a lot of yelling?
As a fellow Sicilian, yes. And spite, and revenge, and don’t forget a 20 year old grudge because fucking Maria didn’t invite Aunt Anna to her wedding. That bitch. I curse her forever!
Northern European reticence has its advantages.
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Yo, completely unrelated, but costco frozen ramen is pretty legit.
Explain
It’s this frozen ramen stuff you throw some water in and nuke. Add some hoisin and sriracha and damn, it’s some tasty shit. Nothing more, nothing less. Its got recognizable slices of chicken in it too, which I didn’t want, but nonetheless appreciate the effort.
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So hot
I have the feeling that Tomasula’s halftime plan is to just lock himself in his office and listen to Foriegner, pounding back forties of Colt 45 and weeping silently.
So…Rob Ryan’s halftime plan
OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eli… you dumb fuck.
womp womp
How long does it take Eli to compose himself every time he hears the name “Nakamura”?
Not long enough
Yeeeessssss, gimme that Manningface
Eli’s face isn’t blank because he is calm during these situations, Cris.
AWWW SHUCKS
Pluto: Pretty far out there.
CheeriOs face.
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Good evening DFO, and greetings from Baltimore, where the Factory of Sadness has opened its first franchise location.
Is the Niners defensive scheme basically, “just let the receivers run free, maybe they won’t score on us out of pity?”
If you elect me supreme overlord, I will order the immediate execution of anyone who has said “hashtag” out loud
What, Scott Norwood doesn’t make the NYG all-time most important player list?
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All Kaep’s passes float.
And when you’re in there with Kaep, you’ll float too.
3rd & 1 in the red zone? Let’s run a bootleg pass play! They’ll never think we’re gonna do that.
JFC, my son’s little league coach could call a better play than that, and he doesn’t know shit about football.
To be Kaep-fair, when your best WRs are Baltimore Raven rejects, you’re not in a good position
I think they may be on to that play action rollout, Jim. You know, what with them sniffing it out every fucking time you try to run it.
Is it the pink zone because pinktober? If so, can the debate of go for the extra point or the two point conversion, with all the missed extra points be described as two in the pink, one in the stink?
+1
*in the stink.
Comment of the night, right there.
Jay Cutler is like a Byronic superhero.
Who’s the Niners’ backup?
Kirk Cousins.
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That Kaep fumble play should have been a delay of game methinks.
Apparently the Factory of Sadness is opening franchises in San Francisco.
Hines poll. Smire? Or no smire?
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Remember how fun Kaepernick was to watch.
My money is on Ka7p getting cut at halftime
Oy, this is just sad.
Fumb7e
KIA: You’re kid’s a loser. Buy our cars! TRUMP 2016!
Oh for fucks sake enough with the Steve Jobs movie! We get it, assholes like the movie about another asshole. In other news, water is still wet, the sun is still hot.
perfect elevator description
Yo, wait till the ending where steve jobs turns out to be a sexy android who’s really into homeopathic medicine.
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Steve Jobs was a overrated asshole who got too much credit.
I can’t wait for a Steve Jobs movie showing the real fucking twat.
I don’t think you can show that in normal theaters.
ICYMI, the Browns’ win over the Ravens today featured a dick catch, which I propose is the opposite of a buttfumble.
I’d say it was more like a taint catch.
But I’m easy.
This is about as competent as Kaep gets. and/or the Giants’ pass D just sucks ass.
The NFC East only does run D
I hope Harbaugh sends Jed York packages of small dead animals.
Best Jolly Rancher flavor?
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This game is really capturing everyone’s attention tonight….
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15 seconds in the pocket and he still had to throw it away? Get your shit together, 49ers.
“Leave of absence for undisclosed reason”- DUI
“Leave of absence for undisclosed reason” – ‘fuck this shit, I’m leaving USC’
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Chevy, why would I want to buy a car from you when you’re brazenly fucking with potential customers?
Holy FUCKBALLS NBC television
Uh, where have you been? It’s barely tv, it’s nbc.