Your Late Nighter “Game For The Ages” Open Thread

It might be a game for the aged-‘s’ and ‘d’ are so close to each other.

SF @ NYG: Staley and TE Davis are out for this one. I can’t blame Kaep for perhaps thinking that the stars are aligning against him. The fan site Niners Nation recommends that you start ZERO 9’ers tonight. ZERO! Rarely has a fan site been so honest. There’s not a hint of “Kaep might go off in this one” or “Look for Hyde to grab a goal-line TD”. That’s sad. The Giants D seems to be rounding into some sort of shape ( a parallelogram? a Mobius Strip?) It sure looks as though the G-Men will be stepping on some throats tonight but hey, a complete implosion isn’t off the table. Let’s watch what happens…together.

 

 

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jjfozz

GOD FUCK YOU NASCAR WHY ARE YOU A THING AND WHY IN FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A FUCKING SPORT? GO DIE IN A FIRE!

King Hippo

It is the worst thing about the South.

Smuckers

Hey man you can’t understand unless you’ve seen a car drive in a circle 500 times in a row.

entropy

I’d start watching it if after every third lap, everyone stops, chugs a beer, and changes direction. It would make things super exciting by lap 12, depending on tolerance and beer selection.

Col. Duke LaCross

I’d echo your hate, but I’m an F1 fan. At least something besides “Lewis Hamilton or Sebastian Vettel win” happens once in awhile.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
litre_cola

Just had Thanksgiving dinner, red wine, turkey, the struggle is real, what did i miss?

Martin

Taint catch

Cowboys suck

The ushe.

entropy

Manningface, short bus edition, basically.

packman_jon

Tony Dungy is looking worse
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packman_jon

FACK

packman_jon

“Football is family”
So, guess by mom’s Sicilian family, a lot of yelling?

jjfozz

As a fellow Sicilian, yes. And spite, and revenge, and don’t forget a 20 year old grudge because fucking Maria didn’t invite Aunt Anna to her wedding. That bitch. I curse her forever!

Sill Bimmons

Northern European reticence has its advantages.

Smuckers

Yo, completely unrelated, but costco frozen ramen is pretty legit.

Martin

Explain

Smuckers

It’s this frozen ramen stuff you throw some water in and nuke. Add some hoisin and sriracha and damn, it’s some tasty shit. Nothing more, nothing less. Its got recognizable slices of chicken in it too, which I didn’t want, but nonetheless appreciate the effort.

Smuckers

So hot

entropy

I have the feeling that Tomasula’s halftime plan is to just lock himself in his office and listen to Foriegner, pounding back forties of Colt 45 and weeping silently.

packman_jon

So…Rob Ryan’s halftime plan

Martin

OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eckeaux

Eli… you dumb fuck.

King Hippo

womp womp

jjfozz

How long does it take Eli to compose himself every time he hears the name “Nakamura”?

Smuckers

Not long enough

Smithchez

Yeeeessssss, gimme that Manningface

Eckeaux

Eli’s face isn’t blank because he is calm during these situations, Cris.

packman_jon

AWWW SHUCKS

Sill Bimmons

Pluto: Pretty far out there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
jjfozz

Good evening DFO, and greetings from Baltimore, where the Factory of Sadness has opened its first franchise location.

entropy

Is the Niners defensive scheme basically, “just let the receivers run free, maybe they won’t score on us out of pity?”

packman_jon

If you elect me supreme overlord, I will order the immediate execution of anyone who has said “hashtag” out loud

Eckeaux

What, Scott Norwood doesn’t make the NYG all-time most important player list?

entropy

All Kaep’s passes float.

Eckeaux

And when you’re in there with Kaep, you’ll float too.

blackroseMD1

3rd & 1 in the red zone? Let’s run a bootleg pass play! They’ll never think we’re gonna do that.

JFC, my son’s little league coach could call a better play than that, and he doesn’t know shit about football.

blordinaryfagicmox

To be Kaep-fair, when your best WRs are Baltimore Raven rejects, you’re not in a good position

Smithchez

I think they may be on to that play action rollout, Jim. You know, what with them sniffing it out every fucking time you try to run it.

Doktor Zymm

Is it the pink zone because pinktober? If so, can the debate of go for the extra point or the two point conversion, with all the missed extra points be described as two in the pink, one in the stink?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

+1

*in the stink.

entropy

Comment of the night, right there.

makeitsnowondem

Jay Cutler is like a Byronic superhero.

Moonbatting Average

Who’s the Niners’ backup?

Mother Puncher

Kirk Cousins.

Eckeaux

That Kaep fumble play should have been a delay of game methinks.

entropy

Apparently the Factory of Sadness is opening franchises in San Francisco.

King Hippo

Hines poll. Smire? Or no smire?

Sill Bimmons
Mother Puncher

Remember how fun Kaepernick was to watch.

blordinaryfagicmox

My money is on Ka7p getting cut at halftime

Smithchez

Oy, this is just sad.

Fumb7e

Smuckers

KIA: You’re kid’s a loser. Buy our cars! TRUMP 2016!

entropy

Oh for fucks sake enough with the Steve Jobs movie! We get it, assholes like the movie about another asshole. In other news, water is still wet, the sun is still hot.

King Hippo

perfect elevator description

Smuckers

Yo, wait till the ending where steve jobs turns out to be a sexy android who’s really into homeopathic medicine.

packman_jon

Steve Jobs was a overrated asshole who got too much credit.
I can’t wait for a Steve Jobs movie showing the real fucking twat.

makeitsnowondem

I don’t think you can show that in normal theaters.

makeitsnowondem

ICYMI, the Browns’ win over the Ravens today featured a dick catch, which I propose is the opposite of a buttfumble.

Sill Bimmons

I’d say it was more like a taint catch.

But I’m easy.

King Hippo

This is about as competent as Kaep gets. and/or the Giants’ pass D just sucks ass.

Doktor Zymm

The NFC East only does run D

I hope Harbaugh sends Jed York packages of small dead animals.

Sill Bimmons
entropy

This game is really capturing everyone’s attention tonight….

Smithchez

15 seconds in the pocket and he still had to throw it away? Get your shit together, 49ers.

tundrajim

“Leave of absence for undisclosed reason”- DUI

packman_jon

“Leave of absence for undisclosed reason” – ‘fuck this shit, I’m leaving USC’

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Chevy, why would I want to buy a car from you when you’re brazenly fucking with potential customers?

Sill Bimmons

Holy FUCKBALLS NBC television

Smuckers

Uh, where have you been? It’s barely tv, it’s nbc.