Your All-Devonta Thursday Night Football Game Open Thread

The Hipp was kind enough to post a JV thread which alludes to the fact that, though we love/hate the NFL ball, we don’t wear sports blinders. On the ice the Sens are playing the Pens and of course the Dodgers are hosting the Mets (deciding amongst themselves who will eventually be decimated by those goddamn PED-using, bat-flipping bastards up in the Toronto). So sit back and relax and I’ll set up the Falcons/Saints for you.

Atl @ NO: Why is the spread only 3, 3.5? Them Vegas-ians know something, don’t they? Julio has hamstring and toe issues-receivers and hamstrings in the same sentence is never a good thing. Devonta is on an epic run [snorts] these last few weeks, piling up yards and TD’s as though they were canned goods in anticipation of a supposed Cubs WS win which would surely signal the end of life as we know it. At this point the Saints look like the teamification of Sunday morning on Bourbon Street. The D can’t do anything  (blitz and hope for the best tonight?) and Drew can’t put up the points like he has in years past. I like Breezy-he got the short straw in San Diego and turned it into a fantastic career. Now however he’s stuck on the down-side with a team that doesn’t look like it will be competitive for 2-3 years. I read somewhere that 21% of their 145 mill. is tied up in paying players no longer on the club. That’ll slow up your rebuilding process. The good news is that Breezy can bathe in his solid gold bathtub, covered in $100 bills-that’ll take the edge off.

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makeitsnowondem

This game is like watching a supercut of the most cringe-inducing moments on The Office. Hard pass on the fourth quarter.

laserguru

The best part of this is games 1 and 2 start at 4:30 local time Saturday and Sunday and I can totally ignore the full anal breach of Indy vs. NE Sunday night

Now the hardship comes if there is a game 6 or 7.
Turns out I’m gonna be in Memphis, that’s in Tennessee for the recently arrived on accounta I’ve got a niece getting married (us old folks could call that going to a funeral and wouldn’t be entirely wrong) and I will be involved with a ceremony.

The bar they are getting married in better have TVs dammit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
makeitsnowondem

One of my favorite things about Napoleon Dynamite is a continuity gag in this scene, where the plate has radically different amounts of nachos every time they cut back to Kip.

Martin

Anyone up

makeitsnowondem

I guess

WCS

UCLA’s defense sure isn’t.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

Fuck yes Poison Ivy.

laserguru

Oh fuck yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGiTPgvKktM

New York City?????!!!!

makeitsnowondem

me: i thought hitler shot himself
ls: i thought he ate cyanide
me: or he got owned too hard online
ls: hey hitler why do you have shit under your nose
me: do you go into the barber shop and say ‘give me the hitler’

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Martin

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Mary Ellen Zurko @mzurko
The #1 Chrome user complaint is about malicious software/injected ads/highjacked settings. 20% of all Chrome feedback.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Chrome; like the pretty woman who is careless: great fun but you never know what virus you’ll get.

WCS

UCLA-Stanford

Porky Prime
makeitsnowondem

lady snow and I were just discussing the Uncanny Valley and we found this, and it’s extraordinarily mean

http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/blogs/magazine/wp-content/images/19-12/pl_uncanny_valley_f.jpg

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makeitsnowondem

The Elephant Auto Insurance elephant freaks me out.

nomonkeyfun

I feel sorry for my cousin tonight. He’s a Met fan, whose wife is a Cardinal fan from Missouri and is due in two weeks.

WCS

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Martin

So that baby is coming out the womb screaming the N word?

Martin

That question mark is unnecessary

nomonkeyfun

She from so far in the country, Northern part of the state, that I don’t think they knew that black people existed, so I think they’re safe. Besides, they live in Queens, as John Rocker so eloquently put it, there are so many more ethnicities to insult.

Porky Prime

If Don Mattingly is still employed by Monday morning, what the fucking fucked fuck?

Dick E. Phuck
Martin

There’s still 42 minutes of real football if you’re bored.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/b2c34620320a6306d34c840d5df98d36/tumblr_nnidebC6Za1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg

WCS

Remember when Kevin Hogan was supposed to be a top-5 draft pick?

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Sill Bimmons

This final score really flatters the Falcons.

WCS

HOOKERS, BOOZE, AND BLOW FOR ALL YOU SLAPDICKS TONIGHT
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the Alpha and the Amoeba

Damn that was fast. You have the gif cued up already?

Sill Bimmons

ALSO STEAKS AND BLOWJOBS

blaxabbath

K Thx Bye

*Posted from my Chrome Browser. Chrome: It allows you to login to wordpres to comment when Safari goes all Apple*

makeitsnowondem

Well, that was a game of the football or something.

Martin

Maybe

blaxabbath

Technically

Beerguyrob

In Wichita.

Sill Bimmons

Coda

blaxabbath

Looking forward to the Yahoo summary ripping on my for picking up and playing a 0 pts ATL defense in FF this week.

*Posted from my Chrome Browser. Chrome: Less smug than Yahoo post-game know-it-all summaries*

blackroseMD1

I picked them up in my money league because I didn’t trust the defense that I had (Eagles).

I’m pretty good at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory in this damn league.

blaxabbath

I don’t follow baseball but I’m just rooting against teams now. Anti-LA and anti-Cubs.

Let’s go Mets!

*Posted from my Chrome Browser. Chrome: As relevant as 80% of baseball teams*

Old School Zero

So, hey, what browser do you like, anyway?

Porky Prime

One-time try to come in my home
Take my Chrome I said “yo it’s on”

Old School Zero

I’m glad this game got over so quickly.

Martin

Bonus to watching the Stanford–UCLA game: No PHEEEEEEEL

makeitsnowondem

Oh god, don’t give Phil a statistical outlier. There’s no telling what he might do with it.

Sharkbait

Champagne? Already?

Sill Bimmons

Royals or death.

bourb0nblues
Senor Weaselo

Royals-Cubs I’ll root for good baseball. Jays-Mets I root for the meteor and I live about 8 miles from Citi Field.

Martin

Stanford’s on fire tonight.

(Fuck Stanford)

http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/wildfire-blm4.jpg

Porky Prime

Congrats nomonkeyfun…I hope the Mets crush all from here. I’m not ready for a smug nation of bandwagon Cubs fans. It’s too soon.

nomonkeyfun

Thank you. There aren’t that many pink hats at Met games.

I know Mets will be annoying in the event of a WS win. But, it will be short lived, unless we think you’re a Yankee or Philly fan.

nomonkeyfun

It sounds like it’s very dusty in the Mets radio booth.

Old School Zero

Touchdown, Falcons.

/crickets

Dick E. Phuck

Freeman Garbage time pointzzz

makeitsnowondem

TOUCHDOWN FREEMAN! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

Dick E. Phuck
Martin

JESUS CHRIST!

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Dick E. Phuck

I don’t want to see baseball scores in a football game! Who’s the producer? Peter King?

blaxabbath

Don’t take my attention away from the new and interesting extra point for baseball!

*Posted from my Chrome Browser. Chrome: It’s the new baseball almanac (for porn)*