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NE @ Ind: [swallows bile and pride] I have to give the guy credit for saying what everyone knows and what never gets said in major media. There. I feel faint but I think I’m okay. What no one addressed is that Brady added, “Donuts are the Anti-Christ!” so the Pats may want to re-evaluate their concussion protocols. Look, the Pats are rested, this is a “revenge” game and Belichick has had two weeks to prepare. This will not go well for the Colts. Don’t get me wrong-I’ll be cheering for the home team but their D is porous and QB-wise this is a no-brainer. Prove me wrong, Luck.
Your “Coke Is Poison!” Sunday Night Thread
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FRAG GOD is a jealous GOD
3rd and 22. TWENTY FUCKING TWO. And you call THAT shit? Fuck you, fat humps, you deserve to lose.
How’s it going boys? I’ve dozed on and off through this game and am now sober enough after the Packers game to take part in the festivities.
Evidently Kraft got off his dead ass and decided to stroke out a few checks to the refs at halftime.
Kellen Winslow, Jr: “Did someone say stroke out a few?”
Never draw a play up on chemo.
FRAG GODS appeased
PENALTIES FOR THE PENALTY THRONE!
HAIL BLEERGH
Maybe it’s been brought up, but does god talk to Russell Wilson though his NFL sponsoring Bose ((TM) headphones?
Nope. Just Mackelmore.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/bb9f65676c249ecc333f807b5aa08199/tumblr_nu9nksms2B1qemxfbo1_400.jpg
OK, so it is all in his head.
♫I’ve been waiting all day
and this is some bullshit♫
Fuck you Pep Hamilton. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
“Do you know how hard it is to put together a play that allows the QB to release the ball….when Pagano only lets me have one lineman!”
Holy shit. Those legs.
No coconut is safe.
It’s always nice to see the good guys win. Especially such a standup and hard-working group like these Patriots. What a world we live in!!
The northeast gets what it has from hard work!
Salt of the earth folks, no pretensions or prejudices.
Good thing we don’t have any slaves!
WOW this cotton is cheap!
Are you there God? It’s me, Sill Bimmons.
Why do good things happen to bad people? Specifically, the Patriots?
I mean, come on.
PS–if I don’t get that pony soon I’m going to have to seriously reconsider our relationship.
Sill trust me, this defense will not get them to The Super Bowl. I’m a firm believer that The Rog is going try and fuck them somehow, someway
“Because you touch yourself” — God
THIS GAME I CALL IT A GLUE FACTORY BECAUSE COLTS ARE BEING MURDERED BY BLOUNT FORCE TRAUMA.
So I assume there’s new posting rules for the sexay but SFW stuff?
Same as the old place.
Before things went off the rails with the anal fisting pics.
I didn’t have posting privileges then…some sexual favors even I won’t agree to.
Jurassic World actually exceeded my expectations.
My expectations are pretty low these days but I’ll never not be a T Rex fan.
Same here, I was expecting a fun Saturday afternoon movie, I’ve watched it twice since, and enjoyed it each time. So much better than I’d thought.
I’d be that aggressive if my hands couldn’t reach my pee-pee too.
KOTW
HODOR…
Just saw a holding penalty not called.
Alright, if New England is going to win it, make it a rout.
THIS, because I want to in my imaginary gambling trifecta (Saints/Panthers/P*ts)
HOly fuck. IND #90 was in a fucking choke hold.
No flag.
And we are back to business as usual in the second half.
Josh McDaniels: Still a psychopath.
Who else would think he can win with Tebow?
(Fuck you, Blax, Tebow is a winner!)
Ok, that Lincoln ad is in on the joke. Talking to a steer in the middle of the road? Not serious.
That’s the only good one.
Til one comes out about getting rid of the body.
Guess it’s time to channel my inner Martin:
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Did they just say “Hummina Hummina?”
Yes….yes he did.
Brady is disappointed they didn’t have his cock in their mouths when they uttered it.
What do Peyton & Eli Manning, Cam Newton and Alex Smith all have in common? They are QB’s taken No. 1 overall in the draft that have beaten New England. Hey Andrew time to man the fuck up and join the club.
None of them had coaching staffs seemingly actively working to undermine them with idiotic decisions piled on top of each other.
Speaking of Cam…MVP?
Saw the highlights. WOW! Also fuck Pete Carroll. He denied us Schadenfruede and he deserves to watch his team implode.
100% agreed. Will never forgive him for the anger I still feel and the fucking hangover I had the following Monday.
That play rides the short bus to school
God bless that horse.
truth be told, it seems like Truth be Told is a festival of shit
“Truth Be Told: You know all those jokes from other sitcoms? WATCH THEM ALL HERE!”
Best Special Teams Play of 2015
I wish real fans could ask questions of coaches after the game. Hey coach Gore was running well any reason you assholes stopped giving him the ball?
CANCER. Next question?
I got to go a pre-game Diamondbacks Q&A way back when. My GF at the time was interning at a law firm that took us all to the game and I guess that was part of the perks. Anyways, I actually had a reasonable fan question about why they traded off the AAA Player of the Year to Japan. Then I heard the other crazy fans talking about “us” and “doing what it takes to keep Eric Byrnes” and I didn’t want to associate with them.
Still don’t know why they shipped him off.
The “Even If It Works It Doesn’t Work” play.
Solid.
I was expecting Pagano to run to the ref and explain some obscure rule that makes that a first down.
Instead — no one early detected him apparent brain cancer.
That made Washington’s swinging gate attempt look wise.
That looked fun.
I love it when opponents make it easy for The Pats. Really Pagano coached at The U?
That was retahhhhded.
Holy shit.
Makes sense to me because there was no reason for that.
The fuck was that? Did coked-up Irsay call a play?
Zorn!!!_
Colts, just now
Russia seems like a miserable place
Ummmmm. what the hell was that
THE WHOLE FUCKING RIGHT SIDE OF TH ELINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
let’s do something fucktarded!
Colts trying to outbelichik Belichik?
PAGANO doesn’t even know what the fuck just happened.
He has cancer.
Oh. Oh my god. I am SOOO sorry. I didn’t know.
Yeah, he’s gonna have to play the shit out of the cancer card in the post-game presser
am i drunk?
I would assume yes. And tha goes for the entire commentart.
wut
WHAT THE FUCK
Seriously. Dumbest shit I have EVER seen.
Gore runs the ball well….Hamilton calls 7 consecutive bombs in response.
“The run game has forced the defense to respond, ABANDON IT NOW!!!”
It KILLS me to see Sheard and Lewis playing for the Pats.
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