Your “Coke Is Poison!” Sunday Night Thread

NE @ Ind: [swallows bile and pride] I have to give the guy credit for saying what everyone knows and what never gets said in major media. There. I feel faint but I think I’m okay. What no one addressed is that Brady added, “Donuts are the Anti-Christ!” so the Pats may want to re-evaluate their concussion protocols. Look, the Pats are rested, this is a “revenge” game and Belichick has had two weeks to prepare. This will not go well for the Colts. Don’t get me wrong-I’ll be cheering for the home team but their D is porous and QB-wise this is a no-brainer. Prove me wrong, Luck.

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King Hippo

FRAG GOD is a jealous GOD

entropy

3rd and 22. TWENTY FUCKING TWO. And you call THAT shit? Fuck you, fat humps, you deserve to lose.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

How’s it going boys? I’ve dozed on and off through this game and am now sober enough after the Packers game to take part in the festivities.

John Difool

Evidently Kraft got off his dead ass and decided to stroke out a few checks to the refs at halftime.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Kellen Winslow, Jr: “Did someone say stroke out a few?”

makeitsnowondem

Never draw a play up on chemo.

King Hippo

FRAG GODS appeased

MikeWallaceAndGromit

PENALTIES FOR THE PENALTY THRONE!

WCS

HAIL BLEERGH

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maybe it’s been brought up, but does god talk to Russell Wilson though his NFL sponsoring Bose ((TM) headphones?

entropy

Nope. Just Mackelmore.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Old School Zero

♫I’ve been waiting all day
and this is some bullshit♫

evilbeaver8

Fuck you Pep Hamilton. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

blaxabbath

“Do you know how hard it is to put together a play that allows the QB to release the ball….when Pagano only lets me have one lineman!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
nomonkeyfun

Holy shit. Those legs.

Sill Bimmons

No coconut is safe.

Dick E. Phuck

It’s always nice to see the good guys win. Especially such a standup and hard-working group like these Patriots. What a world we live in!!

blaxabbath

The northeast gets what it has from hard work!

litre_cola

Salt of the earth folks, no pretensions or prejudices.

Sill Bimmons

Good thing we don’t have any slaves!

WOW this cotton is cheap!

Sill Bimmons

Are you there God? It’s me, Sill Bimmons.

Why do good things happen to bad people? Specifically, the Patriots?

I mean, come on.

PS–if I don’t get that pony soon I’m going to have to seriously reconsider our relationship.

CBQUE

Sill trust me, this defense will not get them to The Super Bowl. I’m a firm believer that The Rog is going try and fuck them somehow, someway

Dunstan

“Because you touch yourself” — God

MikeWallaceAndGromit

THIS GAME I CALL IT A GLUE FACTORY BECAUSE COLTS ARE BEING MURDERED BY BLOUNT FORCE TRAUMA.

Romonobyl

So I assume there’s new posting rules for the sexay but SFW stuff?

Sill Bimmons

Same as the old place.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Before things went off the rails with the anal fisting pics.

Romonobyl

I didn’t have posting privileges then…some sexual favors even I won’t agree to.

blaxabbath

Jurassic World actually exceeded my expectations.

My expectations are pretty low these days but I’ll never not be a T Rex fan.

entropy

Same here, I was expecting a fun Saturday afternoon movie, I’ve watched it twice since, and enjoyed it each time. So much better than I’d thought.

Romonobyl

I’d be that aggressive if my hands couldn’t reach my pee-pee too.

blaxabbath

KOTW

Romonobyl

HODOR…

CBQUE

Just saw a holding penalty not called.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alright, if New England is going to win it, make it a rout.

King Hippo

THIS, because I want to in my imaginary gambling trifecta (Saints/Panthers/P*ts)

blaxabbath

HOly fuck. IND #90 was in a fucking choke hold.

No flag.

entropy

And we are back to business as usual in the second half.

Sill Bimmons

Josh McDaniels: Still a psychopath.

blaxabbath

Who else would think he can win with Tebow?

(Fuck you, Blax, Tebow is a winner!)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, that Lincoln ad is in on the joke. Talking to a steer in the middle of the road? Not serious.

blaxabbath

That’s the only good one.

Til one comes out about getting rid of the body.

Romonobyl
Sill Bimmons

Did they just say “Hummina Hummina?”

Romonobyl

Yes….yes he did.

John Difool

Brady is disappointed they didn’t have his cock in their mouths when they uttered it.

CBQUE

What do Peyton & Eli Manning, Cam Newton and Alex Smith all have in common? They are QB’s taken No. 1 overall in the draft that have beaten New England. Hey Andrew time to man the fuck up and join the club.

evilbeaver8

None of them had coaching staffs seemingly actively working to undermine them with idiotic decisions piled on top of each other.

King Hippo

Speaking of Cam…MVP?

CBQUE

Saw the highlights. WOW! Also fuck Pete Carroll. He denied us Schadenfruede and he deserves to watch his team implode.

King Hippo

100% agreed. Will never forgive him for the anger I still feel and the fucking hangover I had the following Monday.

Sharkbait

That play rides the short bus to school

John Difool
Sill Bimmons

God bless that horse.

jjfozz

truth be told, it seems like Truth be Told is a festival of shit

blaxabbath

“Truth Be Told: You know all those jokes from other sitcoms? WATCH THEM ALL HERE!”

The Mighty Feklahr

Best Special Teams Play of 2015

CBQUE

I wish real fans could ask questions of coaches after the game. Hey coach Gore was running well any reason you assholes stopped giving him the ball?

King Hippo

CANCER. Next question?

blaxabbath

I got to go a pre-game Diamondbacks Q&A way back when. My GF at the time was interning at a law firm that took us all to the game and I guess that was part of the perks. Anyways, I actually had a reasonable fan question about why they traded off the AAA Player of the Year to Japan. Then I heard the other crazy fans talking about “us” and “doing what it takes to keep Eric Byrnes” and I didn’t want to associate with them.

Still don’t know why they shipped him off.

Sill Bimmons

The “Even If It Works It Doesn’t Work” play.

Solid.

blaxabbath

I was expecting Pagano to run to the ref and explain some obscure rule that makes that a first down.

Instead — no one early detected him apparent brain cancer.

Dunstan

That made Washington’s swinging gate attempt look wise.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That looked fun.

CBQUE

I love it when opponents make it easy for The Pats. Really Pagano coached at The U?

Col. Duke LaCross

That was retahhhhded.

evilbeaver8

Holy shit.

CBQUE

Makes sense to me because there was no reason for that.

Glorious Chairman Dan

The fuck was that? Did coked-up Irsay call a play?

Zorn!!!_

bourb0nblues

Russia seems like a miserable place

litre_cola

Ummmmm. what the hell was that

Gratliff

THE WHOLE FUCKING RIGHT SIDE OF TH ELINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

let’s do something fucktarded!

blaxabbath

Colts trying to outbelichik Belichik?

entropy

PAGANO doesn’t even know what the fuck just happened.

blaxabbath

He has cancer.

entropy

Oh. Oh my god. I am SOOO sorry. I didn’t know.

King Hippo

Yeah, he’s gonna have to play the shit out of the cancer card in the post-game presser

jjfozz

am i drunk?

nomonkeyfun

I would assume yes. And tha goes for the entire commentart.

Sill Bimmons

wut

Gratliff

WHAT THE FUCK

King Hippo

Seriously. Dumbest shit I have EVER seen.

evilbeaver8

Gore runs the ball well….Hamilton calls 7 consecutive bombs in response.

entropy

“The run game has forced the defense to respond, ABANDON IT NOW!!!”

Sill Bimmons

It KILLS me to see Sheard and Lewis playing for the Pats.