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NE @ Ind: [swallows bile and pride] I have to give the guy credit for saying what everyone knows and what never gets said in major media. There. I feel faint but I think I’m okay. What no one addressed is that Brady added, “Donuts are the Anti-Christ!” so the Pats may want to re-evaluate their concussion protocols. Look, the Pats are rested, this is a “revenge” game and Belichick has had two weeks to prepare. This will not go well for the Colts. Don’t get me wrong-I’ll be cheering for the home team but their D is porous and QB-wise this is a no-brainer. Prove me wrong, Luck.
Your “Coke Is Poison!” Sunday Night Thread
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Ygritte is in this dumb as shit looking “Last Witchfinder” movie? I may need to torrent that around its 3rd week or release….
Oh dat fringe
Fighting a losing battle there.
I’m going to need to stop fucking around and get to drinking proper.
Who’s with me?
Shots! !!###
Considering the rum now….
Had to lay off teasing the Mrs. today, She’s a Michigan grad.
Were you able to hold in the laughter in real time?
I value my life and genitals too much.
Are we prepared for The Bengals in The Super Bowl? I honestly think it may happen.
We still have to wait for the first round.
Haven’t seen Bengals play yet. Will tell you my opinion after I read their bye week round up.
yes, pour lemon juice and bleach into the gaping wound.
By NFL Bylaws, doesn’t that mean the 49ers also make the Super Bowl?
Ok – made this manhattan with less vermuth. Kinda just tastes closer to straight whisky (obvi). Not loving it.
Just keep drinking, it’ll get better
I love Pissed Off Brady – it’s like finding a bottle of bourbon hidden behind a luxurious pot plant
Man – your DFO get togethers must be grand.
With your girlfriend showing off her new lingerie.
If Michal Cera would’ve broken his neck bailing out of that golf cart in that Hulu commercial no fucks would be given that day by anyone.
Ads now have ads. Love Puma repping Air Emirates.
Marketinception
Mind blown.
HAHAHA THE NOTRE DAME HUMPERS LOST
Hulu’s roster of movies includes an erotic zombie flick.
Redefines “giving head”.
With their hippety-hop and their no means no
Al over pronouncing names as only the finest drunks do
SOOPER POONT COOCH
Amazing LT & Reggie White used to sack the shit out of QB’s and nothing. Now these assholes get one and put on a fucking Chorus Line.
Not true. They had prayer and lots and lots of coke.
It’s more of a celebration for “I wasn’t penalized for touching the QB”
Though I enjoy the shit out of Von Miller’s “ghost sex” bit
Some nice terror by Hodor.
The Pep Hamilton of old is back.
“Who me?”
You can really tell the Pats are perplexed over these yellow flag shenanigans
There’s an amazing number of penalties against the Pats this season. Coach Hoodie needs to donate to more “charities”.
By the way if any New England homer thinks this team is winning A Super Bowl with this D, they’re fucking crazy.
Christ, how I wish PeyPey wasn’t so near dead.
A flag on The Pats? Uh oh here comes 10,000 angry tweets from Barstool.
Yeah, please Al Michaels. Bitch about the taxes you have to pay on your ridiculous salary.
They should broadcast from TX so he can avoid income tax.
OR FLORIDA!!!
THANKS OBAMA!!!!!111111
I’m gonna pull a sheet from the TY Hilton book and make people refer to me as B-L-A-X Abbath.
I tuned in late. How many cancer references have been made so far? I need to know if I have to get more beer.
Well, it’s important to detect it.
No one gives a fuck after that.
41 years in cheating…. and perving on your mom.
Chicago Parking Enforcement
That’s actually the cause of most non-emergency police call-outs in Allentown, PA: attacks on parking officials.
At least it isn’t Carnegie Collections you have. To deak with.
Chicago, Department of Revenue Services.
HODOR….HODOR….HODOR…
Everybody…
HODOR…HODOR…HODOR…
You guys – I got both of my picks right this week. That’s the 3rd of 7 Signs of the Apocalypse. Just an fyi. Start stocking up on canned goods and bottled water.
Dude, I am ALSO 2-0! And if I go to 2-1, it will be due to missing with the Pats, totes worth it.
Beat you to it home slice. Now all I need is shotgun, Duct tape and a camcorder for my apocalypse diary to be viewed by future generations
Though in case of apocalypse, I’m Heath Ledgering it, like immediately.
Heroin. For whatever hours are left.
Bunk folds into a sofa?
You’re gonna do all this work and not give me a sitting area?
DTZM, did you get my article?
I did not – sorry I’ve been in and out – can you resend it to me?
OMG a stop? What is that says Colts fans?
It’s what your heart does at 28, Colts Fans.
Dear Chris Collisworth,
Fuck you with a red hot barded poker.
Signed,
Everybody
Is Bob Sanders still probable? Or is he questionable?
A little teapot?
He’s confirmed as probable for the next round of CTE brain autopsies.
Fetus is exactly the kind of guy who would take all the quest dip.
/autocorrect queso
Ta-king all the que-so dip!
Dairy is poison!
::Injects green TB12 liquid into ass::
Getting kicked out of the store
In case you were feeling sleepy:
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Is this from the new Paranormal Activity?
Seems bad enough to be.
SAY CHEESE
So are all those Tacomas racing through the desert because they can’t release the accelerator?
+10
Is it too much to ask if they run into Immortan Joe’s war party.
I thought it was those nuts in ISIS blowing off steam
Welp…If the Pats score again here quickly….51-24 here we come again
Especially since Pep Hamilton thinks that throwing to 5’10 receivers instead of Andre Johnson is a sound strategy
I love Pep Hamilton’s offensive game plan, very Gilbride like. Ignore Frank Gore and Andre Johnson so you can throw to small ass recivers. Why do people think this idiot will be a head coach?
Its because Rodney and the Dunge told the Colts to ignore the run during the halftime show.
“Was involved in three drops”
No, dick face, he dropped the fucking ball three times.
COOOOOO-STAN-ZA
Look…it’s not Suzy Kolber.
I hope NBC patented making digital illustrations sound like mechanical movements. Definitely not unnecessary and annoying as fuck.
Dear Gronk,
Choke on a rusty razor blade.
Signed,
Everyone not in New England
But please die of a chronic case of lockjaw.
That is good hate my Baltomoron friend.
Beef and chicken fajitas hot off the grill, Spanish rice, fresh tortillas and a cold bottle of Moscato.
Life is gooooooood…
The only thing that could make it better would be a back-breaking loss for teh Patriots. Too much to ask?
What the fuck is that Tacoma commercial about?
Wow. That was an old song that NBC dusted off for the commercial break.
Dare I say that this is a good football game?
GRONKY KONG
Seeing very little pink this game.
It’s almost as if the teams are most concerned about winning a football game.
MegaBro can only be held in check for so long.
Adams pick-6’s Brady, sits the second half and looks PISSED about it. Injury, my ass….
WOOOOOOO GRONK SMASHHHHHHH
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