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NE @ Ind: [swallows bile and pride] I have to give the guy credit for saying what everyone knows and what never gets said in major media. There. I feel faint but I think I’m okay. What no one addressed is that Brady added, “Donuts are the Anti-Christ!” so the Pats may want to re-evaluate their concussion protocols. Look, the Pats are rested, this is a “revenge” game and Belichick has had two weeks to prepare. This will not go well for the Colts. Don’t get me wrong-I’ll be cheering for the home team but their D is porous and QB-wise this is a no-brainer. Prove me wrong, Luck.
Your “Coke Is Poison!” Sunday Night Thread
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Downtown Indianapolis, where the streets are paved with doughnuts and the gutters are awash in gravy.
Make sackers slip like ice
Livin in an Amish paradise
In all seriousness, what exactly is supposed to be Brady’s motivation?
What did the Colts do wrong? They had heard a rumor that the Pats deflated balls, they asked the league to keep an eye out. Then they found a ball that seemed deflated during the first half, and asked the refs to check on it. It turns out that, yes, the Pats balls were below the specifications which, to borrow a phrase, NO ONE DENIES.
Everything else was done by the league. The Colts were pretty good about admitting that they got trounced and that the balls couldn’t have affected the outcome of the game.
So what is poor Tommy Brady getting “revenge” for?
NAHHATIVE
FAHK YOU AND YOUR FAHKIN LAWGIC BULLSHIT
I have a feeling Brady doesn’t actually give a shit about this game.
“Jamie Collins coming right down his throat.”
Cris is probably the best color guy to quote out of context.
… right down his throat? PHRASING CRIS!!
Wow. Get some, Hodor.
FAAAAAAAAACK
Mr. The Maestro, you’re on the air on WEEI.
Care to elaborate?
FACKIN ANDREW LUCK IS A GAWD DAMN LUCKY BASTAHD WHO’S JUST GOTTEN LUCKY. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
AND WE GOT FACKING SCREWED ON THAT MCCOURTY PI CALL, TERRIBLE CALL! WE AHHH PERSECUTED!
(In all seriousness though, I thought that was a pretty weak call on McCourty, but that’s just me.)
HOTELDOWN WOO
HODOR
My buddy on Edelman, “He’s the cockiest Jew I’ve ever seen. Moses wasn’t that cocky after he parted the Red Sea.”
STELLAAAAA!!!!
New England on defense, let’s still cut to shots of their offensive players on the bench because they’re white and recognizable. Fuck you, NFL broadcast director who gets namechecked at the end of games if it’s a blowout.
Flags on the Patriots? These must be the untouchable refs.
There are always one or two a game that Pats fans use for the next week saying, “they get flags! What about (insert blatant penalty here) or (insert second unavoidable penalty here)” and then they can pretend they are in some way mistreated by the NFL.
I’m loving Trestman’s offensive calls.
“So, we’re at third and four, on the road, and inside the 30?”
“Yup.”
“Okay, Flacco toss that sucker into the endzone to that skilled wide receiver we don’t have.”
Well, I’d like to hear YOUR ideas to impress that hot middle schooler, smart guy!
Dropping trou and yelling, “Here’s the beef!”
Penalty…ON the Patriots?
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Fleeee-nor?
I can’t think of a person to post pics of. I need suggestions.
Susan Sarandon
Someone mentioned Lisa Edelstein earlier. House, M.D. also featured Olivia Wilde, Jennifer Morrison, Anne Dudek….
Sorry I’m late, been rewinding that Edelman interception for TD.
Couldn’t have happened to a better asshole.
“Speaking of exploiting that hole, we go now to Erin Andrews”
+1
Yes..? Yes.
Collinsworth: “The Patriots went back to what’s been working for so long.”
Wifey: “Cheating?”
Perfect. Utterly perfect.
That’s a good woman you got there, bro.
You should totally Ice her:
necrotizing scrotal neuropathy
That Fallout 4 live action promo is pretty facking awesome.
Sorry, Al Michaels, that some of us are so tedious as to complain about how often YOU are going to mention Deflategate. Sorry we distracted you from your Brady-fellating
Serious question here: why is it that most fans outside of NE can generally see the Pats getting more favorable calls than any other team? Are we all fuckin nuts? Or is it real? And if it’s real, why won’t the NFL do shit about it?
It doesn’t piss anyone off enough to make them stop watching.
winner winner
Solid point, and it goes a long way toward making me believe I’m not insane (well, for this reason, anyway).
It’s not like the refs just decided to favor the Pats on their own. The NFL created this beast, through wanting to “protect the stars” and “promote offense” and other instructions to the refs that carry a nudge-nudge, wink-wink, you-know-who-the-stars-are subtext.
It’s like asking why the Republicans don’t do anything about income inequality.
So facking pumped fah Fallout: Hahvahd.
Hopefully they let you nuke Foxboro
(Don’t tell me it’s more like Fallout: MIT. I know.)
Goddamn. There are some fucking big games coming out right now.
she starts fires…in mah pants!!!
I was writing comment section fan fic as the Pats scored. I stand by my not giving a shit about that
You have my support.
If I could make my not giving a shit more impactful I would hope it would tear 1 ACL a team by the end of the game
i hate you worse than hantaaids you sentient anal fissure
SMOKE BLOUNTS ERRYDAYYYYYYY
IN SOVIET INDIANPOLIS, BLOUNT SMOKES YOU
reply to @Redshirt
“Kraft: “Can you make a new rule to credit WR with INTs on tipped passes?”
Goodell: “Screw you!””
Goodell: I really mean screw me. You know I can’t resist you Bob. We belong together.
Kraft: Shut up bitch, Just do what I say.
Goodell: Sorry my love, should I suspend a few Colts players for making you look bad before
Kraft: ::pulls out dick with no prompting::
<3<3<3<3
Well, that mental images has reaffirmed my heterosexuality. Thank you.
What? Where the fuck is the face mask?
WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Sounds about right. Al says he can see Montcrief with the ball, and NE gets it anyway after “no conclusive evidence” is seen on the replay.
That evidence was NAHT conclusahve! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
They went to look at the reply, but all they got was video from the local Boston public access channel.
It’s killing my fantasy team but watching Brady get sacked never gets old.
I see the NFL Commissioner hasn’t had time to revoke Secret Article 12, Subsection 3, Paragraph 12, Subparagraph 2: “Every call must benefit the Patriots at all times. NO EXCEPTIONS!”
BUT CAN JET FUEL MELT STEEL BEAMS
I am probably going to have an aneurysm next week when the Jets get fucked on every call.
Battlecat’s asleep on the couch next to me and her little paws are twitching and awwwwww
What the fuck? There are two teams. You can’t fucking say the name of the team with the ball right?
Bring back the scab refs!
Wait, what?
May all the fucks be clustered!
SHADES OF COWHER
I love this. I love it so hard.
Never mind. I don’t know why Pagano thinks a replay will prove the Colts have the ball.
Fine Fifteen…
1. Patriots – I know NE lost to a Clots team from a poor division, but I don’t see a better team out there.
15. (tie) Carolina Cam Newton just isn’t getting it done. Luke Keuchly’s leadership from the sideline is really what makes this team go.
No gif to be found, a video will have to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpdhFdnn4pk#t=0m54s
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?!? The COLTS ar competent and have the Pats on their heels?!
Overinflated balls, man.
That Pats pick-six
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And that song is now in my head. Good work.
BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND
BAH HA HA HA HA EVEN BETTER
LOVE the surprise onside kick
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