Your “Coke Is Poison!” Sunday Night Thread

NE @ Ind: [swallows bile and pride] I have to give the guy credit for saying what everyone knows and what never gets said in major media. There. I feel faint but I think I’m okay. What no one addressed is that Brady added, “Donuts are the Anti-Christ!” so the Pats may want to re-evaluate their concussion protocols. Look, the Pats are rested, this is a “revenge” game and Belichick has had two weeks to prepare. This will not go well for the Colts. Don’t get me wrong-I’ll be cheering for the home team but their D is porous and QB-wise this is a no-brainer. Prove me wrong, Luck.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Tomorrow’s MMQB; insufferable.

WCS

That’s exactly what happens to me after riding one of those.

Martin

You queef?

Brick Meathook

STELLA HATES THE PATS!

http://i.imgur.com/RZFxoKr.jpg

Spanky Datass

That’s a very small pic …
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Gooder?

Brick Meathook

THAT’S MY STELLAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spanky Datass

And a polite goodnight.

entropy

Ok. That’s it for me. Night, all. See ya after the half tomorrrow:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3490c9e3d1ccff96a149506102a2b84d/tumblr_mretmlJXMl1rnui1jo1_1280.jpg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And to you, sir.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, maybe I should be groggy in the morning.

entropy

This movie could suck eggs and I will love it just for Robbie as Harley Quinn.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

STELLAAAAAAA!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/A9JaS6x.jpg

The Maestro

PATS WIN.

HAIL SATAN.

Dick E. Phuck

Light up the Pentagrams tonight folks!!

King Hippo

They win AND fuck up my imaginary wagering by blowing the cover.

Bloody Lethal

Good old DENNIS WHEATLEY going to get you lathered up for Satan.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well, that was, um, fun? No, that’s not it. Distracting? Yeah, let’s go with that. May the Patriots go 18-1 again with the Panthers giving them that L.

Sill Bimmons

Well that was stupid.

Dick E. Phuck

Agreed. Pretty much bullshit.

makeitsnowondem

Jesus, Jamie.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So can we get an EFF YOU touchdown pass from Brady, or is that too much to ask?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pussies

Dick E. Phuck

Oh good, I wondered when we were gonna get a Brett Favre reference.

John Difool

Ho Lee Phuq, dat block.

King Hippo

Backdoor? Covered.

Spanky Datass

FUCK!

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuuuuuuuuck

Dick E. Phuck

Onside kick.

entropy

Least favorite spy-show trope: “this place doesn’t exist.”

YES.YES IT FUCKING DOES.

You are STANDING in it, therefore, it exists.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Welcome to Bah-stahn. Here’s a Gronk jersey and a flaming bag of dogshit.

Sill Bimmons

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I’ll take the dogshit.

Brick Meathook

STELLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/vZn6EhK.jpg

King Hippo

sooooooo many kids’ college funds on the line here in garbage time

Dick E. Phuck

Richard Nixon’s top political advisor: Steve Belichick

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

*Chins

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Didn’t say fans, that would be asking too much. TOO much.

King Hippo

ah would like to court her

entropy

Do a search for “Kato Steamgirl.” You’ll thank me.

King Hippo

THANK YOU, good sir

entropy

Quite welcome. She deserves recognition for all her God,good works.

John Difool

Garbage time…. time for Al and Chris to make up for lost time and suck Brady and Bellichick’s cawks as hard as they can for the last three minutes.

Dick E. Phuck

New England Clam Chowder.

Brick Meathook

Did you see Brady when they threw that flag? He thrust his hips and pouted like a DIVA

laserguru

They may have stretched the franchise out but…

http://spookysean.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Picture-7.png

King Hippo

So…Bungles/Panthers Super Bowl? That doesn’t sound right.

Dick E. Phuck

Maybe that’s too much anarchy?

Sill Bimmons
laserguru

Three.

The answer is three.

Brick Meathook

THUH-REEEE

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Let’s see a flea flicker here

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pussies

Romonobyl

There’s a story there…

entropy

Yes. Club Dread.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If we give up on interracial furry/food mascot erotica, the terrorists win.

CBQUE

I’m truly looking forward to Odell Beckham Jr handing Butler his ass on November 15th.

entropy

She pulls off the normal look pretty well, too:

http://imgcandy.net/upload/big/2014/09/28/54277126a4c37.jpg

King Hippo

really nice fucking shoulders. better with the katana, though.

CBQUE

Needs some sun.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Dick E. Phuck

Is it me, or does it look like Malcolm Butler holds on every play?

CBQUE

Isn’t that true of all Pats DB’s.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Mr. Belvedere was a better Butler because he would have held on to those balls!

CBQUE

Dear Malcolm Butler, just because you wear No. 21 does not make you Deion Sanders. Shit it doesn’t even make you Eric Allen.

Sill Bimmons

It barely makes you Deon Figures.

entropy

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indieguy

man you’re really speaking my language

King Hippo

I am intrigue

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well that was some bullshit.

Old School Zero

luck for sucks

Dick E. Phuck

This second half is as boring as most Thursday night games.