Everywhere you turn around these days it seems like things are going to shit. Whether it’s be-headings abroad or mass shootings here or government officials telling outright lies and not being called on it or hell, not getting that raise you were promised-don’t you think it would be nice to have some semblance of order? I’m not talking law and order, I’m just saying things should occasionally make a little sense. “But scotchnaut”, you interrupted before I was finished my thought-“the world is full of grey areas, there are no absolutes.” Sure, I get that and I’m with you most of the time but it would be nice if things were simpler, just for a bit. I’m not asking for ball-jarring change either. Let’s start off small-say, I don’t know…hmm, what about a Giants victory tonight? A win would separate them from the Eagles, a loss would send the NFC East into a chaotic jumble of two 3-3 teams followed by a 2-3 team. More messiness for you, me and the world to deal with. Embrace Clarity. Go Giants!
NYG @ Phi: Eli has been a whole ‘nutella QB so far this year. He’s got the 10 TD’s with only 2 picks (though he could regress in a heartbeat and add 3 to the total tonight) and due to some very solid play from O-linemen Pugh, Richburg and Schwartz he’s only been sacked 4 times. Red zone-wise the Giants grade out at 29th in the league. (I read that Coughlin calls it the green zone because ‘green means go’ and of course the lawn thing). The three-headed mediocrity of Vereen, Jennings and Williams aren’t doing the running game any favours, Beckham is hamstringed by a leg injury as is Randle plus Kennard and Prince are out. The Eagles have taken 10 of the last 13 from NY but DeMarco does have a putrid 2.7 ypc and Matthews is out. If it falls on Bradford I’ll take my chances.
I thought Andy Reid would have the whole iHop menu.
That’s just Second Lunch:
http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bc/10/e0/bc10e0c3d27b6dd6988da2edd2b82965.jpg
I don’t get blackouts.
They make your stadium look empty.
and like they’re holding a gun.
In this case they mean the blackout that happens when the Giants win and Eagles fans riot, destroying the grid.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4514198/johnny-pulls-the-plug-o.gif
make sure they ain’t no cameras! – R.R.
I understand blackouts. I can’t remember anything past the second half of the afternoon games yesterday.
… Oh you meant games. Nevermind.
Blacks Out
What things Riley Cooper thinks, Alex
I pulled a sickie from work to watch this game. It better not disappoint.
Fuck the Wallabies.
Long Live Coughlin’s gin blossoms.
I can’t wait to see Sam Bradford’s rocket arm in action.
He broke two bones, and tore his triceps taking that picture.
It’s all about that 20-400 vision
http://peerie.adaptive.net/faces/full/5/4125-182217.jpg
Best nightmare fuel of the young season
Do I need to watch this game? Please say no.
There’s always Big Bang Theory!
Ohio may vote to legalize pot, and the Browns will trade Josh Gordon the next day.
SOMEONE SAVE HER SHES CHOKING ON THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER
Bjork doing a hell of a job on that national anthem
I am a nerd and I don’t give two fucks about Star Wars.
SIZZLING TAEK
I’m a nerd and I don’t give two fucks about Star Trek, LOTR or Harry Potter.
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN IT DOES THIS WHENEVER ITS TOLD
After the extraordinary amount of disappointment they went through with the prequels..why the excite?
Last open tab with a pic. And it proves WCS wrong.
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Alison-Brie-GIF-06.gif
4 Super Bowls in 19 years (and 2 wins) really is barely under average performance. Fix yo’ maths.
Aw man. New Day taunting Tony Romo immediately into Eagles kickoff. Fantastic.
Monday Night Football on ESPN…
http://i.imgur.com/aNY7l1m.jpg
Its like non-alcoholic Budweiser in Dubai…
The Joe Flacco of foreign drinks.
I’ve always thought of him as this:
http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800×800/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/a/calpico_original_50oz.jpg
I’ll take “Things That Shouldn’t Exist” for $1000 Alex.
It’s Unprecedented! Florida has been asked to vote in the Canuck election. Given the choice between Conservative, Liberal and the NDP they have chosen the write-in vote of “Head Lice”.
/thank you participating Florida!
What is actually happening?
I’m having visions of Stephen Harper and Milan gas stations.
I hope I’m not wrong.
Just the east coast reporting and it’s a slaughter for in favour of Trudeau.
Libs-31
Cons-1
NDP-0
Stealing the HNIC opening is the best thing MNF has done in years.
It’s going to be hard to avoid seeing Star Wars shit before the premiere, isn’t it?
My son is shoving every screenshot of BB-8 he can find in my face. I don’t believe it has a scene I haven’t seen yet.
Gillian Jacobs or Alison Brie?
Why not both?
Because that’s not the question I asked.
But both is great
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Alison-Brie-GIF-013.gif
I already had that one open in a tab too
Man, you’re a stickler for the rules
Alison Brie
Gilliam Jacobs
COME AT ME BROS
Gillian in glasses is PERFECTION
hey guys
sup
woo stillers
sup
my grill is lit so am i
yo
my bong is lit and so am i
How the fuck ya doing boys?
Currently watching the iceGiants. Fiance is waiting for the other Giants. I’m not sure which team is going to force the most drinking in our apartment.
I’m just going to pretend this Paul Heyman promo is the opening to the Eagles game.
I had this one open from earlier when I was looking for pics and felt it would be a shame not to share it when I closed the tab
http://img005.lazygirls.info/people/avatar/avatar_alison_brie_gillian_jacobs_kyUfj0bI.sized.gif
Canuck votes so far-
Those politicians advocating for moose shelters are projected to win 85% of the time.
Moose are people too, my friend!
“Fuck your entrance, Taker.” – Cell Phones
http://i.imgur.com/kxIfqpz.gif
Stone Cold opening Raw? Nice try, Vince. Football has Star Wars.
Found some old photos of a projected I worked on overseas…
http://i.imgur.com/iRjAvjf.jpg
Dear god using these squat toilets sucked.
there are countries that I will not visit solely due to the toilet situation
I’m with you. My theory is that if you can’t get basic infrastructure/hygiene down I’m not there.
and you should never go ANYWHERE without Phenergan and other gastrointestinal distress-y related meds. Always be prepared, no matter what.
Karen Gillan in music video form. Many flattering outfits. Also Pee Wee Herman driving a race car.
I love their song “staring at the sun”. I can fucking listen to that on repeat and lose fucking hours…
I really need to see these guys live. They seem so genuinely cool. Their range is broad, and good across the spectrum. “Wolf Like Me” is a favourite pre-game song of mine.
I saw them when they were opening for NIN. I had no clue who they were.
Now that I think about it…I don’t think I have listened to any NIN since then, but I play TV on the Radio all the time. Fucking A they are awesome when I am stuck in the office and I just need to get work done. Start blasting them on my head phones and ignore the idiots around me.
She is very good looking in every outfit. And I enjoyed the song too.
I refuse to watch pre-game crap so I give you a guy making a 1890’s-style type of ketchup-
https://youtu.be/kXd8iQch9wU
Who’s ready for some Star Wars trailers?
More Alison Brie
http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu254/OnThInIcE911/2p2%20random/Alison%20Brie/alison-brie-1.gif
http://i.imgur.com/7MeviaY.jpg
We ready to have some fun!?!?
This pregame is beyond terrible and my booze is out in my car, so you get an Alison Brie pic.
http://i.imgur.com/LiSwy4b.gif
Is this the Star Wars trailer open thread?
Oh good. Time for this to get sad. Wouldn’t just want a happy story
More Kate Upton. Deal with it.
http://bouncebreak.com/gif/bounce/new-slow-motion-kate-upton-bounce.gif
She is going to back pain one day.
/those are just, just……just perfect.
Heh, that’s always my first thought, too. That poor gal’s lower back. For reals.
Being a leg man comes with less moral ambiguity.
To all my compatriots I hope you did your civic duty.
To the Giants, just lose baby.
I apologize in advance for my bitching about the Iggles tonight. I really need an Eli derpfest to happen.
[casts not-Harper vote]
oh yeah, will you syrup monkeys RiveBrog election results aussi?
Are you thinking of moving or something?
I like Canadia too much too sully it with myself.
Well out here in the west our province had their dissatisfaction vote this year already. Sadly Harper will do well here, but in the east they are our only hope for booting out the guy who wants in on every aspect of our life.
So I decided to watch the latest SNL Family Feud skit(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=watFrxeBNgk).
I choose… poorly.
I really appreciate Ray Lewis showing his appreciation for racial diversity by adopting the bowl haircut.
I’m tired of cheering for the meteor. Go banana!
http://i.imgur.com/qHlixvn.pn
Welp. Fucked that up. Again. I’ll be on the lawn Coughlin wants me off of.
I am bored as fuck. And ESPN pregame is terrible. So you get a Kate Upton pic.
http://bouncebreak.com/gif/bounce/this-is-why-kate-upton-is-all-over-bouncebreak-com.gif
My kingdom for a return to kelly green Eagles.
I’m going up against Eli in 4 FF matchups. I need 4 IN Eli to show up!
EMBRACE THE DERP!!
Pregame Karen Gillan
http://cdn1.sciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Karen-Gillan-Esquire-1.jpg
Yeah, this photoshoot made her blindingly white but fuck you, half naked Karen Gillan.
Sun should not sully that lovely skin.
I’m looking forward to some classic NFC East derp tonight. HERP THE DERP DERP DOO!
The NFC East has for years been the darling of the media, with no one outside of fans of the specific teams giving a shit. I will watch tonight but I feel I should let it be known I want all 44 starters to get run over by a bus before kickoff and ESPN show a rerun of some shitty soccer friendly.
Even if my Eagles lose tonight, at least I still have the new office New Day t-shirt design to look upon and be inspired by.
http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-main/default/dw13751e24/images/large/W10497.jpg
God help me Scotchy, I’m gonna have to start your defense going forward. Not looking forward to this, but the Titans flunked their Ravens-replacement dress rehearsal.
A hearty welcome from the bottom of the barrel!
/it’s no consolation, but they play the run very well in this pass-heavy league. [shrugs shoulders]
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