Everywhere you turn around these days it seems like things are going to shit. Whether it’s be-headings abroad or mass shootings here or government officials telling outright lies and not being called on it or hell, not getting that raise you were promised-don’t you think it would be nice to have some semblance of order? I’m not talking law and order, I’m just saying things should occasionally make a little sense. “But scotchnaut”, you interrupted before I was finished my thought-“the world is full of grey areas, there are no absolutes.” Sure, I get that and I’m with you most of the time but it would be nice if things were simpler, just for a bit. I’m not asking for ball-jarring change either. Let’s start off small-say, I don’t know…hmm, what about a Giants victory tonight? A win would separate them from the Eagles, a loss would send the NFC East into a chaotic jumble of two 3-3 teams followed by a 2-3 team. More messiness for you, me and the world to deal with. Embrace Clarity. Go Giants!
NYG @ Phi: Eli has been a whole ‘nutella QB so far this year. He’s got the 10 TD’s with only 2 picks (though he could regress in a heartbeat and add 3 to the total tonight) and due to some very solid play from O-linemen Pugh, Richburg and Schwartz he’s only been sacked 4 times. Red zone-wise the Giants grade out at 29th in the league. (I read that Coughlin calls it the green zone because ‘green means go’ and of course the lawn thing). The three-headed mediocrity of Vereen, Jennings and Williams aren’t doing the running game any favours, Beckham is hamstringed by a leg injury as is Randle plus Kennard and Prince are out. The Eagles have taken 10 of the last 13 from NY but DeMarco does have a putrid 2.7 ypc and Matthews is out. If it falls on Bradford I’ll take my chances.
RACISTDOWN
That behind-the-line camera angle is terrible.
The cable cam? It is objectively superior; you can actually see downfield and the speed of the game comes through so much better.
You’re right if the angle is high enough. It wasn’t in that case and it isn’t a lot of the time.
My friend’s dog died, so I’ma go ahead and drink the last Bourbon County Coffee Stout.
(Helmet to helmet contact currently on screen)
Gruden, “I don’t see anything wrong there.”
Did the NFL just decide that “defenseless receiver” is a dumb rule (it is) and stop calling it?
Due to no concrete evidence of head trauma the nfl has decided that anything goes, except for qb’s.
Wow. Not even close.
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Nobody wants to see the practice squad.
The most amazing thing about that is that it wasn’t Eli’s fault.
I’ll take “Things Heard Around the Manning Household” for $200, Alex.
MannInception
Eagles…do a good?
YAY! THEY DID A GOOD
Holy shit.
A theory : All of Chip Kelly’s battery powered devices died over the summer and he’s too cheap to buy his own batteries when he can get free ones from the fans.
IceGiants willing 2-0 after 2. Fiance is getting more and more angry that she started Vereen over Randle this evening. Starting to think sitting next to her on the couch will keep me out of the line of fire when she inevitably throws her phone
RE: Doktor’s Thanksgiving/Christmas in Philly/NYC
Spent Thanksgiving 2012 in Philadelphia. I made (mostly) successful my first Thanksgiving dinner for everyone. Afterwards, we went to Dave and Busters in Conshockhen. It was mostly deserted, so we got free drinks and free game play. It was also the night of this:
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Good day!
That never gets old.
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That will never not be funny. I thought that was the greatest thing I’ve seen in a Pats game until last night.
hehe. Butt.
So Pinktober has been abandoned?
We all are aware
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Is there anything as sweet as exasperated Eagles fans?
Sad pats fans
I have been found salty, not sweet, incredibly bitter right now though.
THEY ARE NEAR THE TOP.
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I like them most when they throw batteries and snowballs at Santa. It allows me to pretend I am less of an asshole than someone.
Hi.
I brewed kombucha at home and it’s not as carbonated-y as I would like. I think if I let it secondary ferment any longer, however, it would have gone vineagar on me. How do I balance this?
RE: Eagles Offense
Something can’t be right, I thought the game was supposed to pause if someone’s controllers gets unplugged.
On an unrelated note, anyone doing anything interesting for Halloween this year? I’m contemplating going to some sort of organized pub crawl or party or booze cruise this year, instead of just throwing together some sort of costumish thing and going to my corner bar. Last year some ass tried to hit on me by stealing my book. (Yes I always bring reading material to bars, I’m nerdy like that)
Running a marathon the next morning so sadly no
Carb-load on martinis.
Going to a Halloween party for charity at a bar. That way when I get blackout drunk, I’ll be doing some sort of good.
Also going as Pacman
/not Adam Jones’ penis.
YAY, I’m not the only one. Bartender lady did make fun of me once, though.
Also, did not know that “petty thief” was a trait in courtship that ladyfolk found attractive?
In a volleyball tournament and they want the teams to dress up. Can we just play the damn game???
Last October I was stuck in the Middle East…this October…I am not allowed to drink…so I am not sure which Halloween is going to be more depressing…
WE GOTS USSINS A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADER!!
We’re going to Savannah for like, cemetery tours and shit.
I don’t know — it’s the GFs idea.
I always bring (one of my copies of) the Kama Sutra to the bar, but no one has ever tried to hit on me by stealing it. Maybe I need the large print version so they can see it from farther away?
Does anyone have relatives from NY and Philly? What were holidays like?
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Does it count if you yourself were the New York relative?
I went to college halfway between Philly and NY. It was…lively.
Rutgers?
Rutgers? I never even felt hers.
I was wrong about Matthews being out. My penance shall be eating the honey garlic side ribs I made last night before I passed out.*
*Hipp, yer not the only one
Elisha, consistently good? Are the Giants like, an actual team, and not just King of the NFC East Dipshits?
The hurry up 3 and out offense is something Oakland perfected, but chip is adding his own uniqueness to it
Exactly what I expected to see in Bradford tonight!
Since WCS is just wrong and prefers Gillian I felt it necessary to give one of her. It is NSFW so not getting posted directly
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Brittaboobs!
Jesus, sam ….
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Everyone have their projectiles ready?
If they didn’t battery nail the butcher of the national anthem, I just dunno Philly anymore ,, smgdh
Hah, that old guy swearing in the stands is my spirit animal.
Just happy the offense is looking good, and our defense looks tight. Gotta be the laser beam eyes of our quarterback
Not miscommunication, that’s just a Bradford pass
“An uncommon error”? Gruden hasn’t watched any Eagles this year.
Bradford targeting Sproles with the bad eye.
Speaking of Dick Jokes, did anyone mention NFL Network’s revealing interview with Adam Jones yet?
Chu?
NFL Network did an interview with Pacman and there was many naked Bengals in the background.
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All this Canadian Election stuff is confusing to me…
Oh, Tom Joyner…. why?
Finally the NBA for the nights there isn’t any football on including Thursday
Gentlemen.
hey
WOO we beat the FACTORY!!!
I wouldn’t mind if this year ended in another Giants last minute Super Bowl win over the Patriots. There would be a rash of broken hands and damaged walls in the Greater Boston Area.
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Relax; sex with a dummy is not uncommon.
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*steps on electric grocery store sliding door panel* Good evening gents.
Somebody has a soul.
Meh, its fluid.
Giants TD! Even just typing that felt false. I don’t care. Alison Brie anyways
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This is the best thing I’ll see tonight.
One coach use to coach at Oregon, the other traveled a trail to there in his younger years
Tonight on Monday night football
Nice
Victor has Dysentery.
Chip, the Giants just effortlessly scored a TD, what should we do.
Has USC called?
Uh, no.
If they call let me know.
Can you imagine the chaos?
Welp, I’m going to work.
Well the whole East Coast of our country voted liberal.
If the reception reviews have been any indication this week, that was OPI.
Chip Kelly, proving that black isn’t always slimming.
Welp, this is going great.