I thought about doing one of my usual half-assed breakdowns for this game but the Jags don’t matter (okay, here’s one thing I learned-they’re the only team that doesn’t have a running TD after six weeks) and it would most likely result in a breakdown on my part. I checked Weather Underground, a site that provides weather updates for games all ’round your fair nation. London forecast? N/A. Someone, or a series of someones at the site wasn’t able to go to one of the major weather sites and punch in “London, United Kingdom”. I’m SMGDH over here. By the by, it’ll be overcast for the game. It’s not often that one gets to “pre-game” during an actual game, whether it takes the form of cooking yourself some eggs, going to the gym/church or waiting for the beer store to open so have at it. Me? I’ve got my polar bear jammy bottoms on, gonna fold me some laundry, hit the treadmill and make the gang some breakfast once they drag their pathetic carcasses out of bed. What are you up to?
So, do they just have stock footage of Rex looking pissed and confused after every Bills offensive play, or do you think that’s live each time?
Thrilling nil-nil Manchester Derby is over. Hammers ascend to 3rd on goal differential, City stays in 1st over Arsenal on same.
You are saying words that I recognize…but the order of them is confusing me…
Is this that Iced Hockey think the Canucks are into?
Derby = horse racing. Duh.
Or chicks on roller skates…
“We’d LOVE to have a team in Los Angeles. That’s why we keep scheduling games to air at 6:30 on Sunday mornings! Those’ll be sure to get big numbers out on the west coast.”
Typical LA person…expects a sporting event to happen in London at 1am so they don’t have to wake up early…
Morning, gents. Apparently I shouldn’t have bet on the Bills.
Holy shit. They actually ID’d Tower Bridge properly.
Sorry, JustStopDude’s kids. You can eat next week.
Turns out Baby does *not,* in fact, need a new pair of shoes.
Eh…I’ll be honest…that check was never gonna be written no matter what…
A pathetically easy interception that gets dropped by the DB is the most Buffalo-Jaguras play possible.
Throw it to Clay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS. Fucking assholes.
Buffering….. buffering… buffering….
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He didn’t get a piece of the ball, so that’s a straight red for me.
Sent off until the early game open thread
http://i.imgur.com/GVdjQgY.gif
By the way, I’m expecting everyone to have some uber-tasteful homecoming float jokes for next Saturday’s JV NFL thread. Burp.
Nothing says “I’d like to be fired, please” like callng four straight goal line runs with Toby Gerhart
I thought Rexy was gonna raise Gus by running that wildcat shit again, but Manuel was just going to the sideline to get the play, I guess.
At a boy Jacksonville. Don’t go for three! We need to stay under 42!
My child support payments are on the line here!!!
Dude, you are KILLING it today. Dok Zymm better bring her A game later on.
Wow!! Brilliant play-calling!
Upcoming safety in 5….4…. 3… (game time clock, not this webstream commercial time)
YOUR NAME is TOBY!!!
Sure, give him a try or 2 but where the hell is Yeldon?
Insufficient grit.
Gerhart? Really?
For the guy who thinks Marissa Mayer doesn’t laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg
No, no, I don’t mean she doesn’t laugh at all, just in the looping gif of her eating blueberries.
I know it’s early, but this is really all I want to see all afternoon:
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/925296/bradypwn.gif
This Yahoo stream:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7joe0OkrM1qfw2dno1_250.gif
This game…
Michael Irvin is slowly becoming Delroy Lindo
No Doopy Pantz today.
I… I can’t tell if this is a positive, or a negative.
Mornin’, everybody. I woke up and discovered my TV provider allows Yahoo to stream through my DVR service, which was nice, and then I remembered who was playing, which was not.
I watched the 3-minute Jags scoring/defensive juggernaut and then decided to start laundry. While in the basement, I walked into my attached garage and found that someone had brought and never consumed a case of Not Your Father’s Rootbeer, so I’m gonna get Girl Drink Drunk for the 1 PM games.
OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN CONSIDER THIS…WHOLE IS THE YAHOO HALFTIME CREW?!?
THEY CAN’T BE WORSE THAN CBS AND FOX RIGHT??!? RIGHT???!?
Who…not whole…
They could certainly be worse. Never ever assume otherwise.
Still not Berman, so they’ve got that going for them
It will just be a looped gif of Marissa Mayer eating blueberries and laughing.
She doesn’t laugh.
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-24-2015/INW8gd.gif
Fuck it…I’m drinking…never gonna make the under now…
Shady is a really good blocker.
Per ESPN: EJ Manuel had three turnovers in 2:24.
Have to ask whose the backup? if they don’t have one, an Emergency QB would seem better (WR, RB, DB or an actual buffalo).
It’s “journeyman QB Josh Johnson,” who maybe knows 1/16th of the plays, which is maybe half of what Manuel knows. Of course, the ones EJ knows all end up in the hands of the other team, so hopefully Josh knows a different subset.
Charles Clay (artist’s conception)
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/4419/160900-127215-clayface.jpg
So why can’t Manuel find him smgdh
Super Mario. NC Muthafuckin State!
Not Charles. Clay. Fucking shite.
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/7/23/8/anigif_enhanced-buzz-9086-1374580853-20.gif
I took the under on this game…no way its holding…
Today Bills fans wake up to the fact that the beautiful Rex Ryan girl they thought had great potential for Sunday dinner with mom and pop is in fact really a crazy alcoholic STD-riddled whore bitch. You were warned.
New York Jets fans sadly, knowingly nod.
My nephew nods too.
Ummm, I don’t believe Manuel’s problem is “thinking too much.” Nobody will ever accuse a Seminole man of that.
Dan Snyder might. “Just take the damn tractor and say thank you!”
I could use some Charles Clay garbage time. Oh yes, I could.
New Game: guess what Rex did in a past life to be deserving of all the shitty QBs on his teams.
Opposed the introduction of the forward pass.
I’ll bet it had something to do with feet.
He was probably this guy.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/dayton-leroy-rogers_n_1181287.html
Nothing says great bye week prep like Rex Ryan. OHBOYILLTELLYA.
London hasn’t seen a beating this bad since the Luftwaffe crossed the channel.
When this train left L.A., the announcer said repeatedly that you’re not allowed to consume “personal alcohol” on the train. seriously, he said it like three times.
“Not allowed to consume ‘personal alcohol'”?
Does the train have a bar or something?
Yes. They just announced that it’s Bloody Mary Sunday.
Just tell ’em you brought your impersonal alcohol…so fuck off.
I think if you brought enough for everybody, it’s OK. The “Middle School Chewing Gum Rule” has real world implications after all.
Am I having a stroke? Is this real life?
I dont know. Do you smell burned toast?
I smell ham sandwiches and despair
The choppiness of this stream combines the non-visual nature of radio with the nausea-inducing nature of a ride on the Edmund Fitzgerald
Mercy rule.
Manuel reads defenses about as well as one would expect of a Florida State alumnus.
http://media.giphy.com/media/37Zc2J72G3yAU/giphy-facebook_s.jpg
Buffalo: “We need to switch QB! Hey, Flutie get over here! Flutie, I need you to go…get Rob Johnson’s phone number!”
The fantasy audio is really quite something.
Welp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
Holy shit, Buffalo!
Keep calm and OH SHIT
Has anyone seen this movie? I’m on a train that’s full of Raiders fans, it’s basically the same story.
Yup. Classic flick. One of those movies that would get remade today but utterly clueless shitheads who never watched the original and even if they did, could not understand the different between this film and Juwanna Man.
*By not but…
sorry…its early…