Wednesday Night Hockee & Based Balls Shenanigans

Since it’s the middle of the week, we should probably be responsible and turn it at a normal hour, since there isn’t much going on, right?
Or, on the other hand, we can continue ranting and being irresponsible while there is a nice assortment of other SPROTS to watch while drinking a favorite beverage, popping some favorite “medicine” or inhaling other favorite “medicines.”

World Series Game 2 – Fox 20:00 EST

The Mets look to bounce back in the Fall Classic, after blowing two different leads last night, as the Royals walked off in the 14th inning. It was a terrific start to the World Series, featuring an inside-the-park home run, great pitching, and timely offense. I hope Otto’s brain is enjoying this back in the Paleozoic Era. It’d be even better if the Fox feed breaks again, and we’re spared Joe Buck once more. Fingers crossed.

Penguins at Capitals – Fox Sports 1 20:00 EST

Remember when this was going to be the next great NHL rivalry? Sid and Ovie were destined to be perennial playoff opponents, each with multiple Stanley Cups in their future? Well… the Capitals have never shaken the curse of being the Capitals, and the Pens continue to flame-out in the playoffs, continuing their proud tradition dating back to the Mario Lemieux days. Somehow, this is the first divisional game for the Pens this season, despite already playing the Dallas Stars twice, the eventual Quebec Coyotes, and Nashville. The Capitals are the very-early-season Metro Division leaders, while the Pens are a modest 4-4-0. Some in Yinzburgh media say that if the Pens lose tonight and tomorrow against Buffalo, it should cost Pens head coach Mike Johnston his job. Yinzers are just as loathsome and moronic as Philadelphia fans.

Something called the “National Basketball Administration” – TWWL 20:00 and 22:30

The fact that the NBA season has stared may be the scariest part of Halloween week. ESPN has two games tonight, Oklahoma City hosts San Antonio in the early game. The Spurs are nearing the end of their dynasty, as 90-year-old Tim Duncan and 79-year-old Chris Paul visit Kevin Durant’s guys. The late game features Minnesota visiting the Staples Center and Kobe’s 88-year-old ass. The Wolves just lost their head coach, Flip Saunders, to cancer this weekend. I don’t know what to make of this, as the Wolves are young, and the unfortunate passing of their coach could either inspire them, or cause a completely understandable bad performance.

All-in-all, a decent lineup for the middle of the week in late Scotchtober. Pull a seat, pour a drink, pop a pill if you’re Hippo (or me), and join us.

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Brick Meathook
nomonkeyfun

So, the most rational statement of the debate.

Spanky Datass

His work on the mound was often referred to as a “One man cluster fuck”.
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Martin

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

HOLY SHIT RUSTY KUNTZ IS THE ROYALS FIRST BASE COACH!

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Beerguyrob

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Buck.”

– What I told a prospective client my fee would be to assassinate Joe Buck

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Spanky Datass
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Martin

What a schnoz

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Martin

Hello?

Sill Bimmons

hey

Spanky Datass

sup

Sill Bimmons

yo

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“We’re the Open Water Paddlers. The best part about kayaking together? BLACK PEOPLE CAN’T SWIM.”

– Rejected original Michelob Ultra ad script

Sill Bimmons

— Accepted Corona ad script. Currently in production.

Brick Meathook

I just got my car smog checked. So yeah that was pretty exciting.

Sill Bimmons

Anybody watching Cuckoo Bananas On Parade?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Buck.”

– What I told investigators I thought I was shooting at when I fired a rifle at Joe Buck in the woods behind my house.

Sill Bimmons

This powerplay couldn’t score at the BunnyRanch with $1000 hanging out of their zipper.

Old School Zero

$1000? That’s like ten florida hookers!

Sill Bimmons

Speaking of Florida hookers…

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Go through the whole slide show. I promise it will be worth it.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Such is the power of Resting Bitch Face: lady in banner pic makes me feel like I’ve done something wrong, and not in the fun way.

Spanky Datass

Natalie Heart … at least that’s what my friend says her name might be…

Sill Bimmons

You’re dead to me, shitbag.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Think FOX can knock out the feed to the GOP debate, too?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[runs away in terror]

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you said ‘sprouts’.”

– Andy Reid

Martin
ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit!

Old School Zero

Joe Buck’s bear only serves to make his lips look like an irritated hairy anus. Also, the makeup crew needs to even out his forehead vs. his neck.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Changing my FF team name to Joe Buck’s Bear

Old School Zero

Dawwww horsefeathers!

Old School Zero

MEDIOCRE

Martin
Croooow

Never could figure out the NHL’s rationale behind putting teams in places like Phoenix or Tampa Bay.

Sill Bimmons

Gary. Bettman.

Martin

Just a bit too big to post