G’night all. Sleep time. Maybe tomorrow we’ll see an NFC team do goods.
Moonbatting Average
November 1, 2015 10:20 pm
Welp, it’s official. The Donks fans on this site are the sand-baggingest motherfuckers ever. We were all “Oh my god I’m so scared” pregame. We are such assholes.
The WS just had a commercial where Bristol-Meyers was thanking patients for participating in a clinical trial. And probably an unspoken apology for all the testicles the women developed.
My favorite line from any med commercial is when the voiceover says, “it is believed [insert medicine here] works by….”
No. NO. I am taking MEDICINE, from supposedly trained professionals. I do NOT want to hear your half-assed theory on WHY this shit works. Figure it out and then give me the wonder drug, OK?”
Can anyone make me a Terry Collins effigy to burn on Guy Fawkes Day ,or should I just burn the closest moron?
Brick Meathook
November 1, 2015 10:16 pm
I think I’ve finally figured out what Pey-Pey says during the snap count. I think it’s “Omaha.” I looked it up and it is a city in Nebraska according to Wikipedia. Union Pacific Railroad has large rail facility there.
Fucking Harold Reynolds. “Duda’s got some easy power doesn’t he?”
No, no you fucking idiot he doesn’t. Herrera throws 95+. The pitch is doing all the work. Duda put a half-swing on the ball and flew out to the warning track. You are an asshole. Die.
I’m theoretically an adult. I should not be this invested in a team I haven’t paid for, know no one on, or have a seriously close geographic proximity to…. all that said, if the Mets lose this game I am gonna be PISSED.
How is that not an error? A halfway decent throw has Hosmer out by 5 feet!
I can’t take these announcers. They’re either willfully ignorant about baseball for the sake of the narrative, (which is the most likely case), or they’re functionally retarded.
I a, about to throw Peter Gabriel’s Secret World Live on the other TV because if I hear one more word come out of Joe Buck’s mouth I’m gonna commit a hate crime
G’night all. Sleep time. Maybe tomorrow we’ll see an NFC team do goods.
Welp, it’s official. The Donks fans on this site are the sand-baggingest motherfuckers ever. We were all “Oh my god I’m so scared” pregame. We are such assholes.
We accept you for who you are. We are all kindred here.
Except for Pats fans.
FUCK THE PATRIOTS!!!
Well, to be fair, the Broncos looked like dogshit-on-a-stick until this game.
Man, if Kubes and PeyPey been trollin’….that’s some long game shit fo sho.
I’m still kinda in shock.
Lucas Duda just tried to toss a ball to a kid in the stands and threw it 3′ over his head.
I’m not even making that up.
What a jackass.
Oh. I just saw the thing that angered someone about all the Chicago shows 2 hours ago. They are making a Chicago med now. Why?
Because old people?
Didn’t Ferris Bueller’s Day Off teach you anything? Nurses like to f***.
The WS just had a commercial where Bristol-Meyers was thanking patients for participating in a clinical trial. And probably an unspoken apology for all the testicles the women developed.
My favorite line from any med commercial is when the voiceover says, “it is believed [insert medicine here] works by….”
No. NO. I am taking MEDICINE, from supposedly trained professionals. I do NOT want to hear your half-assed theory on WHY this shit works. Figure it out and then give me the wonder drug, OK?”
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Where’s that from? Marie Curie’s headstone?
Mistakes were made?
The Germans after WWII, because they left some Jews alive.
OUCH. Everyone with Jewish blood just got a random nosebleed from that comment.
Until I was 17 I would. Have goten a quarter nosebleed.
What is, “Mike Tomlin’s next press conference?”
SHES A PENNDOT PR REP
Can anyone make me a Terry Collins effigy to burn on Guy Fawkes Day ,or should I just burn the closest moron?
I think I’ve finally figured out what Pey-Pey says during the snap count. I think it’s “Omaha.” I looked it up and it is a city in Nebraska according to Wikipedia. Union Pacific Railroad has large rail facility there.
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I’d say, “Aw, poor Aaron Rodgers,” but…
Poor bastard.
Fucking Harold Reynolds. “Duda’s got some easy power doesn’t he?”
No, no you fucking idiot he doesn’t. Herrera throws 95+. The pitch is doing all the work. Duda put a half-swing on the ball and flew out to the warning track. You are an asshole. Die.
Hahahahaha I hated that comment too, but from a different angle. See below.
ALL TEH BEISBOLS
Duda needs to make up for his fuckup here.
Nope.
And Harold’s bullshit “Duda’s got some easy power doesn’t he?”
NO FUCKSTICK THAT BALL STAYED IN THE YARD THAT’S NOT POWER
See above.
Or don’t.
Is it just me or is NFL officiating beyond awful this year? Christ in the Cowboys game ever Mike Perreira said the crew was wrong at least twice.
It does seem to be worse this year, but I would have to check to see if it’s actually worse. I seem to recall other years not being exactly stellar.
I think it has been a lot worse this year, They usually circle the wagon’s and defend the shitty officiating though.
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I’m theoretically an adult. I should not be this invested in a team I haven’t paid for, know no one on, or have a seriously close geographic proximity to…. all that said, if the Mets lose this game I am gonna be PISSED.
Aren’t you a Phillies fan? Isn’t that anathema to your entire world view?
Mets fan. Jets fan. I go to Phillies games to get in fights.
Why would you punt right here?
They just want to go the hell home. WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Hi, I’m Mike McCarthy. Apparently we haven’t met.”
DEATH
How is that not an error? A halfway decent throw has Hosmer out by 5 feet!
I can’t take these announcers. They’re either willfully ignorant about baseball for the sake of the narrative, (which is the most likely case), or they’re functionally retarded.
Well, it is Joe Buck and Harold Reynolds, so your latter point could be correct.
Fox is ALL narrative ALL the time.
You have a much opinion of Buck and Reynolds than I.
I may join you in the locker only so I can have something to bash.
I’ve spent the whole game on the phone with my Mother. I get off it and have to deal with this shit.
Fuck me with a giant ragged dildo.
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WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT FUCKING THROW DUDE YOU PIECE OF FLAMING MONKEY SHIT
SO YOU’RE ALMOST AS ANGRY AS I AM.
Very drunk. Possibly angrier, but reactions dulled by alcohol.
Oh yeah, Monica Belucci in Spectre. Fuck yes.
LOLMETS
Mark Richt has lost control of the World Series.
That’s not unbelievable base-running, that’s a horrible throw by Duda.
Yes. How’d they give that an RBI and no error? On the other hand, baaaaahahahahahaha.
Manningception? Does..not…compute…
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Did Harold Reynolds just say “This bitch”?
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LIFE
Gross. Mustard?
Aaron prefers mayo…long story.
Delightful. Never seen Rodgers this flustered.
GOD BLESS WADE PHILLIPS
Said no one in Dallas ever…
That’s what the Mets get for taking pitching advice from the crowd and from Harold Reynolds.
Sending Harvey back in was the right call. He’d been on fire all night and Familia has been terrible in the WS.
Agreed. I’m not happy he’s in now
Pants-shitting time in Flushing.
I’m starting to really hate the Royals.
.
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I’m starting to really admire the Royals.
Neither of you is invited to my locker after-party.
No way in hell I’d root for the Mutts. Maybe if they’d played the Jays, but then I’d root for the meteor.
If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine
Safety first! (If you don’t get that you weren’t around in the 80’s).
I think that one was more of a danger.
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This gif mimics, to the second, how long I would last with her.
I can’t fucking believe this.
A whole game a yakity-sax.
Deep in the end zone…
Taking a pounding…
I think I’m turning gay.
It’s okay, they said no homo.
Mike McCarthy deserves a lot of credit for his community work with Big Brothers Large Adult Sons.
How is Matthew Berry talking to you in a bar not the worst part of your night?
This contest has thus far failed to live up to the hype.
At least it hasn’t been a complete shitshow?
We got Olivia Munn pics and WCS as Krieger. I thought it went well. Oh, you meant the game, yeah that hasn’t been great
HARVEY!!!!!
BJ Raji is the elephant on the trampoline.
Are you there God?
It’s me, Sill Bimmons.
Please give us a pick six here.
It’s the least you can do since you won’t give me a pony.
And people wonder why I don’t believe in you.
VIRGIL!!! He’s killing it.
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I a, about to throw Peter Gabriel’s Secret World Live on the other TV because if I hear one more word come out of Joe Buck’s mouth I’m gonna commit a hate crime
Would that include Joe Buck as the victim or as an accessory?
I’m 78 miles from NYC. I’ll do what I can to make him the victim.
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Jason Witten is now the headliner for the Cowboys….
Not injured, terrible, or a cretin. So…yes?