Your “Battle Of The Not-Losers” Sunday Night Thread

GB @ Den: This is the sort of prime time game that we all want to see. Let’s do this!

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Doktor Zymm

G’night all. Sleep time. Maybe tomorrow we’ll see an NFC team do goods.

Moonbatting Average

Welp, it’s official. The Donks fans on this site are the sand-baggingest motherfuckers ever. We were all “Oh my god I’m so scared” pregame. We are such assholes.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

We accept you for who you are. We are all kindred here.

Except for Pats fans.

entropy

FUCK THE PATRIOTS!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well, to be fair, the Broncos looked like dogshit-on-a-stick until this game.

King Hippo

Man, if Kubes and PeyPey been trollin’….that’s some long game shit fo sho.

I’m still kinda in shock.

Horatio Cornblower

Lucas Duda just tried to toss a ball to a kid in the stands and threw it 3′ over his head.

I’m not even making that up.

Sill Bimmons

What a jackass.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh. I just saw the thing that angered someone about all the Chicago shows 2 hours ago. They are making a Chicago med now. Why?

Sill Bimmons

Because old people?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Didn’t Ferris Bueller’s Day Off teach you anything? Nurses like to f***.

Horatio Cornblower

The WS just had a commercial where Bristol-Meyers was thanking patients for participating in a clinical trial. And probably an unspoken apology for all the testicles the women developed.

entropy

My favorite line from any med commercial is when the voiceover says, “it is believed [insert medicine here] works by….”

No. NO. I am taking MEDICINE, from supposedly trained professionals. I do NOT want to hear your half-assed theory on WHY this shit works. Figure it out and then give me the wonder drug, OK?”

Horatio Cornblower

Where’s that from? Marie Curie’s headstone?

entropy

Mistakes were made?

nomonkeyfun

The Germans after WWII, because they left some Jews alive.

entropy

OUCH. Everyone with Jewish blood just got a random nosebleed from that comment.

nomonkeyfun

Until I was 17 I would. Have goten a quarter nosebleed.

WCS

What is, “Mike Tomlin’s next press conference?”

Sill Bimmons

SHES A PENNDOT PR REP

nomonkeyfun

Can anyone make me a Terry Collins effigy to burn on Guy Fawkes Day ,or should I just burn the closest moron?

Brick Meathook

I think I’ve finally figured out what Pey-Pey says during the snap count. I think it’s “Omaha.” I looked it up and it is a city in Nebraska according to Wikipedia. Union Pacific Railroad has large rail facility there.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I’d say, “Aw, poor Aaron Rodgers,” but…

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entropy

Poor bastard.

Horatio Cornblower

Fucking Harold Reynolds. “Duda’s got some easy power doesn’t he?”

No, no you fucking idiot he doesn’t. Herrera throws 95+. The pitch is doing all the work. Duda put a half-swing on the ball and flew out to the warning track. You are an asshole. Die.

entropy

Hahahahaha I hated that comment too, but from a different angle. See below.

Sill Bimmons

ALL TEH BEISBOLS

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entropy

Duda needs to make up for his fuckup here.

Horatio Cornblower

Nope.

entropy

And Harold’s bullshit “Duda’s got some easy power doesn’t he?”

NO FUCKSTICK THAT BALL STAYED IN THE YARD THAT’S NOT POWER

Horatio Cornblower

See above.

Or don’t.

Horatio Cornblower

Is it just me or is NFL officiating beyond awful this year? Christ in the Cowboys game ever Mike Perreira said the crew was wrong at least twice.

Doktor Zymm

It does seem to be worse this year, but I would have to check to see if it’s actually worse. I seem to recall other years not being exactly stellar.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think it has been a lot worse this year, They usually circle the wagon’s and defend the shitty officiating though.

blordinaryfagicmox
entropy

I’m theoretically an adult. I should not be this invested in a team I haven’t paid for, know no one on, or have a seriously close geographic proximity to…. all that said, if the Mets lose this game I am gonna be PISSED.

WCS

Aren’t you a Phillies fan? Isn’t that anathema to your entire world view?

entropy

Mets fan. Jets fan. I go to Phillies games to get in fights.

makeitsnowondem

Why would you punt right here?

King Hippo

They just want to go the hell home. WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

“Hi, I’m Mike McCarthy. Apparently we haven’t met.”

Sill Bimmons

DEATH

Horatio Cornblower

How is that not an error? A halfway decent throw has Hosmer out by 5 feet!

I can’t take these announcers. They’re either willfully ignorant about baseball for the sake of the narrative, (which is the most likely case), or they’re functionally retarded.

WCS

Well, it is Joe Buck and Harold Reynolds, so your latter point could be correct.

King Hippo

Fox is ALL narrative ALL the time.

nomonkeyfun

You have a much opinion of Buck and Reynolds than I.

I may join you in the locker only so I can have something to bash.

nomonkeyfun

I’ve spent the whole game on the phone with my Mother. I get off it and have to deal with this shit.

Fuck me with a giant ragged dildo.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
entropy

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT FUCKING THROW DUDE YOU PIECE OF FLAMING MONKEY SHIT

nomonkeyfun

SO YOU’RE ALMOST AS ANGRY AS I AM.

entropy

Very drunk. Possibly angrier, but reactions dulled by alcohol.

Badger

Oh yeah, Monica Belucci in Spectre. Fuck yes.

Moonbatting Average

LOLMETS

WCS

Mark Richt has lost control of the World Series.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s not unbelievable base-running, that’s a horrible throw by Duda.

Senor Weaselo

Yes. How’d they give that an RBI and no error? On the other hand, baaaaahahahahahaha.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Manningception? Does..not…compute…

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Senor Weaselo

Did Harold Reynolds just say “This bitch”?

Sill Bimmons

LIFE

blordinaryfagicmox

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Gross. Mustard?

Romonobyl

Aaron prefers mayo…long story.

King Hippo

Delightful. Never seen Rodgers this flustered.

GOD BLESS WADE PHILLIPS

Romonobyl

Said no one in Dallas ever…

Brick Meathook

That’s what the Mets get for taking pitching advice from the crowd and from Harold Reynolds.

Horatio Cornblower

Sending Harvey back in was the right call. He’d been on fire all night and Familia has been terrible in the WS.

entropy

Agreed. I’m not happy he’s in now

Senor Weaselo

Pants-shitting time in Flushing.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m starting to really hate the Royals.

Senor Weaselo

I’m starting to really admire the Royals.

Horatio Cornblower

Neither of you is invited to my locker after-party.

Senor Weaselo

No way in hell I’d root for the Mutts. Maybe if they’d played the Jays, but then I’d root for the meteor.

Moonbatting Average

If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine

Romonobyl

Safety first! (If you don’t get that you weren’t around in the 80’s).

makeitsnowondem

I think that one was more of a danger.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
entropy

This gif mimics, to the second, how long I would last with her.

Sill Bimmons

I can’t fucking believe this.

Romonobyl

A whole game a yakity-sax.

Romonobyl

Deep in the end zone…
Taking a pounding…

I think I’m turning gay.

Senor Weaselo

It’s okay, they said no homo.

makeitsnowondem

Mike McCarthy deserves a lot of credit for his community work with Big Brothers Large Adult Sons.

Horatio Cornblower

How is Matthew Berry talking to you in a bar not the worst part of your night?

Romonobyl

This contest has thus far failed to live up to the hype.

Senor Weaselo

At least it hasn’t been a complete shitshow?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

We got Olivia Munn pics and WCS as Krieger. I thought it went well. Oh, you meant the game, yeah that hasn’t been great

entropy

HARVEY!!!!!

makeitsnowondem

BJ Raji is the elephant on the trampoline.

Sill Bimmons

Are you there God?

It’s me, Sill Bimmons.

Please give us a pick six here.

It’s the least you can do since you won’t give me a pony.

Sill Bimmons

And people wonder why I don’t believe in you.

King Hippo

VIRGIL!!! He’s killing it.

entropy

I a, about to throw Peter Gabriel’s Secret World Live on the other TV because if I hear one more word come out of Joe Buck’s mouth I’m gonna commit a hate crime

Senor Weaselo

Would that include Joe Buck as the victim or as an accessory?

entropy

I’m 78 miles from NYC. I’ll do what I can to make him the victim.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Badger

Jason Witten is now the headliner for the Cowboys….

King Hippo

Not injured, terrible, or a cretin. So…yes?