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Your “Battle Of The Not-Losers” Sunday Night Thread
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Why is it that almost anything Collinsworth says about Aaron Rodgahs can be manipulated into a gay slur? Maybe it’s just me…
Everything that every football announcer says about every ELITE QB can be manipulated into many gay tropes.
If Terry Collins takes Harvey out to put in Familia, who has two blown saves already, they are fucking insane. And stupid. And insanely stupid.
DO IT DO IT DO IT!
Oh Sill, we all know if the Dirt Steelers were in it you’d be right there with me talking baseball.
DeMarry Me
Too lazy to provide context. Archer gif
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly477yw1Ah1qzgwdko2_500.gif
Oh, I KNOW the context! Nice.
Let’s not forget the elephant in the room:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/b21b73774649a77784b885ddc6eaa191/tumblr_njeqt5YQYX1qat5pio1_500.gif
I want an elephant on a trampoline.
HOLY SHIT. STARRING SYLVESTER STALLONE AS “MICKEY”
There has to be some kind of law against another ‘Rocky’ movie right? Right?
She panders to my people, and I am so OK with that.
YOU’RE attracted to women too?
WE’RE LIKE BROTHERS
NOW THAT IS BURNING A TIMEOUT
agreed!
Cespedes, (You can’t spell Cespedes without PED!), fouled one directly off his knee earlier. I would have immediately vomited and then cried so hard my dead ancestors would have come back from beyond the grave just to slap me.
That was brutal to watch. That guy was in PAIN.
Only the second worst injury I’ve seen today. I was pretty sure, at first, that the Cowboys had killed one of the Seahawks on a punt return.
That was frightening. He went down like he’d been shot and did not move.
Dude! I watched that and said out loud “Mistah Lockett, he dead!” When he finally moved his damn hands I felt marginally better.
Yeah, those moving hands made me feel so much better.
Not as good as jazz hands would have, but under the circumstances I was willing to take what I could get.
I honestly expected that to be a shattered kneecap. Yuck.
Funny, that’s exactly the picture that comes up in my dictionary for the phrase “Tries Too Hard”
As far as I am concerned she cannot ever try to hard.
And magic things they are. They make even the best of us stupid and foolhardy.
Nor does she need to. But she does. It’s mystery, wrapped in an enigma, folded into a conundrum, over which I will probably masturbate.
My Halloween story next year is going to be The Girl With The Yellow Flag.
oh yes!
Dude, some things are just too scary.
Or The Girl With the Butthole Tattoo:
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Meth is a hell of a drug.
“Deuce deuces!”
Another bailout flag.
[Eagle Rare bottle flies open]
Sip, sip, pass my friend.
SOMEone’s got Monday off!
There’s a place near me that does a killer Chicago dog.
I like my salad separate from my hot dogs thankyouverymuch.
The Chicago dog is tasty, though I always have trouble eating it without chunks of tomato falling out.
NO HOT DOG MATCHES THE DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES DANGER DOG! NONE!
Where I live, we have enough different hot dog places that there are arguments as to which is best. I personally go for the Potts chili cheese dog, but two other places make decent Chicago dogs. I’m not a fan but occasionally they’re tasty.
Back when I lived in Delaware and Maryland, my favorite hot dog was from a place called Deerhead with its amazing sauce. They had this greek chili sauce that was fantastic. ONe of these days, I’ll try my hand at the taste-a-like recipe I found, but I’m certain it will suck when I do it. http://www.food.com/recipe/almost-deerhead-chili-dogs-488970
Wooooo holy SHIT I am fucked up. I believe I have spent every minute since 3 PM Friday drunk as fuck. Things I never thought I’d say: “Fitzpatrick getting hurt has fucked the Jets.”
Harvey is killing it for the Dirt Jets, however. How y’all doing?
How I wish this was a plan.
Another sub free? We could use that!
— the Russian Navy
If there’s an unfunny Russian Navy joke I haven’t heard it.
Anyone else watching the World Series?
Or am I the only heretic?
BURN HIM!!!!
I wil be…now.
I’m watching both. Lately when I switch it’s just before something good happens. Earlier, I was catching all the commercials on two different TV networks.
Why has no one banned him yet?
I have. Harvey needs to meet Bane at some point for me to be happy.
Mother…. FUCKER
WOOOOO
fuck sake
ALL THE RUSHING TDs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently Munn has had some work done:
http://www.beforeandafterceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Olivia-Munn-Plastic-Surgery-Before-And-After-Breast-Implants-Photos-Boob-Job-1.jpg
I’m convinced, but a picture probably won’t convince the lizard people who live inside our hollow, flat earth. Because they don’t have the same kind of eyes we do.
I don’t get fake tits. Just fuck a tub of plastic for Christ’s sake.
And I think her small ones look better, FFS.
That could just be the difference between no bra and a padded push-up bra. I have one that makes my tits look comically large, though it looks weird enough to me that I’ve never actually worn it anywhere.
I have boxer shorts like that, but I always wear them.
Could be but that would be a hell of a push-up bra.
What’s the sound of one hand fapping?
My daily routine?
CHICAGO DENTAL HYGIENISTS
CHICAGO STREET SWEEPERS
CHICAGO SHOE SHINE BOYS
CHICAGO NEWSPAPER DELIVERY GUY WHO DRIVES A BEAT TO SHIT STATION WAGON
CHICAGO HOT DOG KETCHUPERS
AND SPORT PEPPERERS AND CELERY SALTERS
You left out Toll Booth Attendant…rookie.
On one hand sucks for him. On the other he didn’t go all the way through.
Just wait til the CHUDs show up.
The Hunger Games – Milk This Shit.
Kia mom is a shitty mom.
These Built for Football Families car commercials are fucking spot on
This woman is a fucking monster.
Browns, Bengals, Battle Star Galactica!
“What is going on?!”
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MICHAEL!
Dunder Mifflin: The Factory Of Awkwardness
BUZZ
What are “three things that famously let you down at the critical moment”?
My entire sex life could be rewarded with a participation trophy.
Has anyone been making Jason Whitlock jokes with all the “The Undefeated” graphics?
“They will in fact Bing Crosby out”
I don’t care what those Factory workers say, blowing a 17 point lead at home is NOT COOL.
Twitter does not seems to be applauding this. What are you reading?
If it comes down to Manning vs. Brady again I say we go Jonestown.
Which Manning?
Fetus.
Not liking the trendline of this footy contest
“Rodgers slips it over to Lacy.” I bet he does, Al.
FUCK
PIck plays were normalized so fast, even the gay agenda was like “Holy shit.”
Back to badass D, please
Any other Mac people here? I need some input on a new model.
Yup – I have an old MacBook PRo and a newish Macbook Air
I have an OLD iMac, and my wife is forcing me to upgrade. Looking at the 27″ with massive 16GB RAM…any reason to go i7 processor over i5? Main use is graphics and the like (PhotoShop, etc.).
I think the i5 should be fine – graphics and photoshop gonna need that RAM and the monitor (obviously)
Much appreciated…that’s the direction I was going as well.
Personally, I’m a fan of the Big and the And Cheese.
You stick to SCIENCE!
I learned Bash so I wouldn’t have to deal with the dogshit that is OSX
I had a mac back when my family got one for them to use and it looked much better than the Windows 3.1 box I built out of spare parts. Not since then though.
300 will get you >500 GB drive at this point. Holy shit, Apple.
I dont know how old this picture is though, to be fair, I just found it on google images searching for “what percent of the price of a mac is for the smugness”
Well, admittedly the smug is worth it.
I was trying to reply but my post autorefreshed so I lost it. Short version. Solid state drives are MUCH faster and more stable. Your RAM is solid state memory (but it is memory not storage, I will lecture you on that later)
I’ve been reading up on Fusion vs. SSD a bit…so far it sounds like SSD is the way to go.
ALL OF IT. Especially in video editing. It’s like their college buddies don’t think they’re REAL multimedia specialists unless they have a glossy screen.
“John Elway, how many playoff appearances have you had?”
clop…clop…clop…
Pat Bolen doesn’t hire hitmen to get the job done, he makes his own kills
Poor Pat Bowlen.
If anybody needs me, I just leapt through my TV screen to kill Tony Dungy.
You have to destroy the brain.
I need to find it first.
I bet if you turn the light on in his hotel room, he scuttles into a crevice
“A gay man would be a distraction in the locker room because the whole time I’d be thinking about him thinking about my penis, which would distract me. That’s really my problem, but he put it there. Which I might like. Oh noes I’M GAY NOW!”
…uh coach, we asked what you wanted from craft service.
http://actionflickchick.com/superaction/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/olivia-munn-licks-apple-tv.jpg
OMG She’s like so totally random!!!!!11!
Try the fish.
Yeeeep, yep, yep, yep, yep
Commercial break survey:
Who has leftover Halloween candy?
TONS. Crappy weather here last night scared off the keeedz.
EVERYONE
My dad ate all we had left. It was basically sleeting but we went through 20 bags yesterday, last year we only went through 4 bags in much better weather
CHICAGO CHICAGO CHICAGO!
GIVE ME MORE FUCKING STUPID SHOWS BASED IN CHICAGO
I hear that in Chicago they put ketchup on hot dogs.
You’ll get murderized for that.
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