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Your “Battle Of The Not-Losers” Sunday Night Thread
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Jesus Christ Al, we get it. You have a gambling problem.
Al Michaels’ gambling problem has gotten serious.
Goodnight Emmanuel
THE BLEERGH IS MY SHEPHERD
I SHALL NOT FLAG
HE MAKETH ME REPLAY THE DOWN
HE CAUSETH ME TO RISE UP AND BEG THE BACK JUDGE FOR A FLAG EVERY TIME A PASS SAILS SIX FEET OVER MY HEAD
HE MAKETH THE BACK JUDGE THROW THE FLAG FOR HE IS BLEERGH AND HE MUST NOT BE TEMPTED
“Kubiak” always makes me think of some form of third world currency.
Are you guys talking about the guy who directed Clockwork Orange? Love that guy
655321
Recap from my afternoon checking out new cars:
Mazda dealership peoples were otherwise engaged and ignored me.
Toyota and Honda dealerships were actually informative and helpful; but, then again, their cars tend to sell themselves most of the time.
Hyundai dealership had a good sales guy that I initially dealt with, but then whipped out the super-douchey finance guy to try and “talk numbers” and pressure me into a purchase. That sort of ruined things for me.
I hate car shopping.
My shameful 2007 Honda Odyssey (hello, world, I am unfuckable!!) minivan has like 160K miles on it. You’ve described why I plan to drive it until it disintegrates into fucking dust.
/also has lifetime SiriusXM
So to recap your recap:
Mazada: Joe Horn, gloree boi WR
Toyota, Honda: Curtis Martin, dependable RB who never won anything
Hyundai: Darren Sharper
There’s experimental evidence that car dealers offer worse prices to women because they don’t expect them to bargain. I keep meaning to take up walking out of dealerships as a hobby.
Who is on the sideline feeding Shannon Sharpe apples and sugar cubes?
Are they stealing from Elway’s private stash?
I would rather gouge my eyes out with an eggbeater than watch The Night Before.
Puking in church during Christmas Eve mass. Fucking HILARIOUS!
Seriously, who goes clubbing on Christmas Eve? ISIS?
Now we know what Aaron sees in her.
A rival?
FUCKING BRILLIANT
A role model?
This was posted earlier. I think this one was chosen from an even more unappealing screen grab
Subway: “We’re sorry for getting rid of the cash money $5 campaign. Also, the kid fucking.”
free sammich, we cool right??
So much for “Eat Fresh”.
I have the same reaction listening to Cris Collinsworth as I did to the first time I accidentally chewed aluminium foil.
Glad it isn’t just me.
Mine was accidentally opening up the top of my head and repeatedly punching my brain.
I think Clay Matthews smells like meat and lavender
*raises finger*
*takes it back*
That seems right.
Yo Aaron Rodgers my fantasy team needs you to flick your faggy wrist to some TDs broooooooooooo.
Daily Fantasy, amirite?!
Do you know of a way I can make my Sundays more interesting and win a shitzillion dollars?
Is that higher than a brazillion?
Depends on the conversion rate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPsoBqjaXuE
King Missile is massively underrated.
She’s got the detachable kind.
HAIL BLEERGH ALL TEH FRAGS
BLEERGH will NAWT be mocked!!
IT’S RAINING FLAGS, HALLELUJAH
If Collinsworth didn’t play football he’s that insurance salesman in your office building who has a ton of dirty jokes, never holds the elevator for you, and makes wildly inappropriate comments to the women who work in the deli that’s located on the first floor.
And wonders why he’s never invited out for drinks after work.
He could never sell insurance.
I think he’d top out at shoes.
What could possibly be wrong with that?
Back in the game after cramps…
Never heard that my entire marriage.
Guess Rodgers doesn’t like it rough.
oh bullshit
I know you guys hate Ray Lewis, and as a Ravens fan I have to admit he could get on my nerves, but goddamn was that a cool moment today when he was the field.
Yes, he mouthed, “I love you Baltimore.” And I got all misty eyed.
Cool shot of him in the owner’s box during a defensive stand, he was going nuts.
Okay – I’m done – cue a bunch of well played stabby/murder/Bodymore jokes
So you’re saying he totally killed it with his speech?
I’m glad you were able to cut to the chase.
Next?
STAB STAB STAB STAB
Hey, can you get rid of this suit for me? I spilled BBQ sauce on it
“I love you, Baltimore. Specifically, your criminally understaffed homicide department.”
I appreciate that Aqib Talib’s parents made the effort to find a first name that rhymes with Talib.
What’s worse?
IN-COM-PLETE
or…
Seven Nation Army chant
Please discuss…
Seven Nation Army. It’s not close.
Seven. Nation. Army.
/stares at WCS
Seven nation army makes me want to shove hot knitting needles up my nose
Seven Nation Army should be tried in The Hague for crimes against humanity.
The prosecution calls to the stand…
WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY
USING YOUR FIRST TIMEOUT IN THE FIRST HALF WITH 6:18 LEFT TO AVOID A DELAY PENALTY IS NOT BURNING IT
You can’t expect someone working for SNF to know that
especially on 3rd and 6 down fucking 17
I suppose Rodgers is going to have to come from behind tonight.
HAR
Have you guys ever heard of this JJ Watt guy? He’s a professional lumberjack.
Is he okay?
He can live off the land. He is a woodsman after all.
How is he at log rolling?
shit
jpeg’d
I like that he endorses only League sponsors. Beats By Dre? Hell no. Bose, yes.
Don’t care how many times I’m told otherwise, but I know for a fact Datone Jones has a sibling named Disone.
This is not what I was expecting. Which gives me hope for ManningBradyBowl 94, sponsored by PapaNationDuelKings TV.
I hope they’re up for anything.
Good evening you buncha beautiful bastards
Ola!
Howdy
hey
My opinion of this season thus far:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/ee26a89594652af465ad50044e1ee067/tumblr_momiuoJCrb1r03eaxo1_500.gif
Travis Kelce approves.
What the fucking hell?
One more Krieger gif in honor of WCS’s excellent costume
That’s actually not funny, it’s condescending.
You braying ignoramus.
Huh.
That’s unexpected.
Get used to saying that.
Oh Lily:
http://i.imgur.com/q49U0YH.png
Looks like Favre’s Team Points stat is coming up….just short.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is unexpectedly awesome
Just need it to stay that way. My optimism is still cautious.
Sure is.
Motherfucker
You still have a QB that is good enough at football to convince Olivia Munn to let him use her as a beard. I wouldn’t be worried yet
Run, Ronnie, Run! Redux!!!!
Much better as a recurring 5 minute sketch.
y’all are brutalizin me
VAUNTED DEFENSES
Wow, talk about Year of the OPI.
I got trucked into a wall during a snow game at school. It was probably one of the few moments I had any cred, walking it off. Though I did also have a bloody nose from it.
Did you ice up, son?
Got some paper towels.
Of course Suh wants to play tackle against girls. Can’t tell if he has Greg Hardy on his team.
Somebody wanted to give Suh an endorsement. That’s what baffles me.
No such thing as bad publicity.
So this Snow Day commercial, one of these players lives in his car?
Also, I don’t know who these other athletes are.
*shrug* Dunno, but I enjoyed the opening with the window pane.
Neighborhood “snow football” games were fun as shit.
Of course growing up in the South, they happened like once every 3 years.
I just hope Joan Jett is getting massive royalties for the lyrical raping of her classic song.
Hm…if things go predictably next week, we might start to see some separation in the NFC East with a 5 win team, a 4 win team, a 3 win team, and a 2 win team.
Whoa, 5 whole wins?
Giants playing the Buccs next week. They might screw it up, but assuming they don’t.
They better not, since I believe the following week’s loss to New England is already in the records.
Skins are getting curb-stomped in Foxboro next week
I believe the East should be decided by whoever embarrasses themselves less against New England.
They should just let Grumblelord decide
Thank you for rooting for ARI today, btw.
No prob. They’re my dad’s team, so I like seeing em do well.
LOVE seeing Virgil Green involved
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