Another two only games at four p.m. Embrace your freedom of choice, America.
NYJ @ Oak: At 4-2 and 3-3 respectively, the Jets and Raiders have matched last season’s win totals. The Jets have done it with a suffocating D and the Raiders have beaten up the teams they were supposed to. That’s what respectability is like Oakland-you may like it. WR Cooper is getting all the tough lessons out of the way quickly and he’s doing just fine. He’s got Revis today and you may think that’s the end of him but he’s already battled Patrick Peterson, Pacman, Haden and Talib so I expect he’ll get his. I shudder to think what he’ll be capable of in two years time.
Sea @ Dal: The ‘Hawks need this one bad so that they can go into the bye at .500. Yet Dallas at 2-4 needs this even more in order to immerse themselves in the miasma that is contention in the NFC East. Dez may play or he may not play. Either way he will stomp on the sidelines thinking to himself, “try to upstage me Hardy? I’ll show YOU who’s the wonkiest prima donna on this team”.
wut?
God. Dammit.
Wait. What?
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McFadden…stick to that thing you do with your feet and legs, ‘kay?
My brother is a Saints fan and despite the victory he is concerned about the defense. I’m going to try and quote this properly, he said
“We’re soft as fuck! We’re a bunch of little titty baby fag fucks!”
I felt that needed to be documented.
If I ever decide to form a punk band, ‘little totty baby fag fucks’ will be in my top five band names.
You mean giving up 6 touchdowns is a bad thing?!
He’s not a big fan of Werewolf Rob.
GRAMPA CASSELL, HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE
We will now refer to Matt Cassel as “MCIII”.
MALLCOPSPEED!
Matt Cassel is getting his hip broken shortly.
Cassell is 35? What in the fuck?
He was 30 as a back up at USC.
MATT CASSELBECK
Well the Giants effectively gave me blue balls today.
CASSELSCRAMBLE
I am shocked Cassel didn’t cripple himself
Matt Cassell…running????
As much as I love Daylight Savings for the extra hour of sleep/drinking, having to turn the lights on at 16:45 isn’t inspiring.
I see the sun setting here, and think its way later. Good thing I started drinking with the London game.
As much as I hate to say this, that was no touchdown.
Just would have delayed the inevitable. I mean, when have the Seahawks ever screwed up that close to the goal?
True, but those few extra seconds might make a big difference at the end of the game.
It’s all about that butt.
If only there was a button they could push during that review to see where he was when his butt hit. A “pause” button…
[insert inches/Favre/dick jokes here]
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Giada’s mom?
That was gritty:
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From the people who brought you Too Many Cook’s, introducing Too Many Wilson’s
Oh hamburgers…
Christmas Movies on November 1st?!
I saw a bunch of stuff online about pre-Black Friday sales, and the grocery store was already playing carols.
At least I can tell my mom I watch Church every Sunday. Except for the bye week and occasional Monday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
Can somebody just frag this Herd guy already? Thanks.
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“Embrace your freedom of choice, America.”
I feel like a Moderate Republican in the 2016 US Presidential Primaries; when given the available choices, I start to seriously consider “Reconciliation with the British”.
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Wonder if she’d like a frank to go with her beans?
Huh, I didn’t even know I had a bean fetish.
I thought girls hated it when it gets in their hair.
Those are some big cans.
Trump on Cowherd’s show?!?! BLEERGH SAVE US!
Anyone with a spare tactical nuclear device…
We’ve had three Republican debates with a strike. No one has a nuke.
My name is Redshirt, a Moderate Republican and I approve this reply.
YUGE
Does Cyber Manningbot ver. 3.4 play tomorrow night, or this their bye?
Tonight
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Try that with a three year old and you’ll get arrested. Go figure!
Another C-section football victory.
5-2 and heading to Oakland.
I love/hate this time of year.
Hot damn we are going to grill some carne asada.
Drinks drinks drinks.
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Hardy sure knows how to express himself on the field.
Welcome back Geno
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That’s not that weird; I mean look at these games.
So the Raiders are pretty legit this year – how will the terrible haircut that is their owner fuck the whole thing up?
Also, Derek Carr might be better than that B+ grade I gave him.
Geez…
ALL HAIL our new Geno-centric universe!!
Serious, everyone is dead today.
Hi?
Terrible spot
Lord, what the hell happened?
All aboard the DMC hype train
I was looking forward to a solid Jets season…sigh
Or I could just reply. What happened?
Geno’s in.
No, I know that. What happened with Fitzmagic?
He got injured when he was scrambling in the 1st drive. Hand I think.
Saints need to win this game quickly
https://youtu.be/e4VQzsRA4as
Jimmy Graham catch! I hear he played basketball in college.
This just in:
Seattle’s O-line made of tissue paper and unicorn tears. Greg Hardy thanks Tom Cable by sending him Russell Wilson’s head.