Your NYJ/Oak, Sea/Dal Open Thread

Another two only games at four p.m. Embrace your freedom of choice, America.

NYJ @ Oak: At 4-2 and 3-3 respectively, the Jets and Raiders have matched last season’s win totals. The Jets have done it with a suffocating D and the Raiders have beaten up the teams they were supposed to. That’s what respectability is like Oakland-you may like it. WR Cooper is getting all the tough lessons out of the way quickly and he’s doing just fine. He’s got Revis today and you may think that’s the end of him but he’s already battled Patrick Peterson, Pacman, Haden and Talib so I expect he’ll get his. I shudder to think what he’ll be capable of in two years time.

Sea @ Dal: The ‘Hawks need this one bad so that they can go into the bye at .500. Yet Dallas at 2-4 needs this even more in order to immerse themselves in the miasma that is contention in the NFC East. Dez may play or he may not play. Either way he will stomp on the sidelines thinking to himself, “try to upstage me Hardy? I’ll show YOU who’s the wonkiest prima donna on this team”.

 

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Romonobyl

wut?

ThePirateSloth

God. Dammit.

ThePirateSloth

Wait. What?

Brick Meathook
Romonobyl

McFadden…stick to that thing you do with your feet and legs, ‘kay?

laserguru

My brother is a Saints fan and despite the victory he is concerned about the defense. I’m going to try and quote this properly, he said
“We’re soft as fuck! We’re a bunch of little titty baby fag fucks!”

I felt that needed to be documented.

John Difool

If I ever decide to form a punk band, ‘little totty baby fag fucks’ will be in my top five band names.

Bortleback

You mean giving up 6 touchdowns is a bad thing?!

laserguru

He’s not a big fan of Werewolf Rob.

John Difool

GRAMPA CASSELL, HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

Romonobyl

We will now refer to Matt Cassel as “MCIII”.

Spanky Datass

MALLCOPSPEED!

Gratliff

Matt Cassel is getting his hip broken shortly.

ThePirateSloth

Cassell is 35? What in the fuck?

laserguru

He was 30 as a back up at USC.

John Difool

MATT CASSELBECK

Bloody Lethal

Well the Giants effectively gave me blue balls today.

WCS

CASSELSCRAMBLE

Gratliff

I am shocked Cassel didn’t cripple himself

Romonobyl

Matt Cassell…running????

WCS

As much as I love Daylight Savings for the extra hour of sleep/drinking, having to turn the lights on at 16:45 isn’t inspiring.

litre_cola

I see the sun setting here, and think its way later. Good thing I started drinking with the London game.

John Difool

As much as I hate to say this, that was no touchdown.

Romonobyl

Just would have delayed the inevitable. I mean, when have the Seahawks ever screwed up that close to the goal?

John Difool

True, but those few extra seconds might make a big difference at the end of the game.

Romonobyl

It’s all about that butt.

Col. Duke LaCross

If only there was a button they could push during that review to see where he was when his butt hit. A “pause” button…

ThePirateSloth

[insert inches/Favre/dick jokes here]

Romonobyl

Giada’s mom?

John Difool

From the people who brought you Too Many Cook’s, introducing Too Many Wilson’s

Romonobyl

Oh hamburgers…

Redshirt

Christmas Movies on November 1st?!

Doktor Zymm

I saw a bunch of stuff online about pre-Black Friday sales, and the grocery store was already playing carols.

Romonobyl

At least I can tell my mom I watch Church every Sunday. Except for the bye week and occasional Monday.

Bortleback
Brick Meathook

Can somebody just frag this Herd guy already? Thanks.

Redshirt

“Embrace your freedom of choice, America.”

I feel like a Moderate Republican in the 2016 US Presidential Primaries; when given the available choices, I start to seriously consider “Reconciliation with the British”.

John Difool

Wonder if she’d like a frank to go with her beans?

Redshirt

Huh, I didn’t even know I had a bean fetish.

Romonobyl

I thought girls hated it when it gets in their hair.

Col. Duke LaCross

Those are some big cans.

Moonbatting Average

Trump on Cowherd’s show?!?! BLEERGH SAVE US!

King Hippo

Anyone with a spare tactical nuclear device…

Redshirt

We’ve had three Republican debates with a strike. No one has a nuke.

My name is Redshirt, a Moderate Republican and I approve this reply.

John Difool

YUGE

Romonobyl

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WCS

Does Cyber Manningbot ver. 3.4 play tomorrow night, or this their bye?

Moonbatting Average

Tonight

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Romonobyl

Try that with a three year old and you’ll get arrested. Go figure!

laserguru

Another C-section football victory.
5-2 and heading to Oakland.
I love/hate this time of year.
Hot damn we are going to grill some carne asada.
Drinks drinks drinks.

Romonobyl

Hardy sure knows how to express himself on the field.

Welcome back Geno

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s not that weird; I mean look at these games.

Bortleback

So the Raiders are pretty legit this year – how will the terrible haircut that is their owner fuck the whole thing up?

King Hippo

Also, Derek Carr might be better than that B+ grade I gave him.

Geez…

King Hippo

ALL HAIL our new Geno-centric universe!!

Serious, everyone is dead today.

WCS

Hi?

Spur

Terrible spot

Senor Weaselo

Lord, what the hell happened?

Spur

All aboard the DMC hype train

I was looking forward to a solid Jets season…sigh

Senor Weaselo

Or I could just reply. What happened?

Geno’s in.

Senor Weaselo

No, I know that. What happened with Fitzmagic?

He got injured when he was scrambling in the 1st drive. Hand I think.

Spur

Saints need to win this game quickly

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Beastmode Ate My Baby

Jimmy Graham catch! I hear he played basketball in college.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

This just in:

Seattle’s O-line made of tissue paper and unicorn tears. Greg Hardy thanks Tom Cable by sending him Russell Wilson’s head.

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