I read something on ESPN today that really pissed me off. I’m not the sort to call out pro athletes but this really got to me. Apparently Keenan Allen has some sort of unspecified kidney injury that is going to keep him out indefinitely. Really? “A” kidney injury? Do you see where I’m going with this? Christ, he’s got more than one. Was this not explained to him by the team doctors? It’s not like he’s got some problem with his heart. Wait. Actually, metaphorically he does have an issue with that organ as well. As an every-day nobody that punishes my liver day-in and day-out without regard to the long-term consequences I think Allen is taking the easy way out. You can rest assured that he’ll never play on one of my fantasy teams ever again!
Ind @ Car: The rumour going round is that Luck has cracked ribs but it went unreported because he had a shoulder ouchie at the same time. Why Pats fans aren’t piling onto this news befuddles me. Maybe someone jangled a set of keys nearby? I’ve seen it happen before. With a loss, which would give them a 4-4 record, the Colts would maintain their stranglehold on the first place position in the AFC South. Someone’s getting a season-ending injury tonight. My money is on TE Olsen. Why? Why not? You’re asking for a rationale? These things happen for a not-reason. Guh! The Panthers are off to their best start in franchise history at 6-0. Asked to comment, owner Richardson maintained that his favourite start was 3 and 5. He’s such a silly goose!
What is Gruden talking about? This offense IS comical!
I’m eating Popeye’s chicken and drinking Moose Drool.
Mill Street Lager and a turkey sandwich with too much mayo.
I didn’t realize I had an opinion on Firefly women til Rikki and entropy bashed Jewel Staite
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I do, Summer Glau every day
Oh, I didn’t bash her. She’s incredible. I just find her the 3rd most attractive woman on a show that had a murderer’s row of such women.
I wasn’t bashing Jewel Staite – I was just making fun of her career trajectory.
Sorry guys, did really mean bash. I know what you meant
If Lovie Smith ever started a band, he should call it “Wasted Challenge”.
/would also work for Steve Sarkisian’s band.
How about “Prevent Pussies”?
The Oakland Raiders’ “Stay Off The Drank Challenge” issued to JaMarcus Russell.
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LET’S ALL GET THE SAME GIRL PREGNANT TONIGHT
Matt Blanchard reference. DRINK!
Caesar, chef, chopped, or wedge?
Caesar
Homemade Caesar dressing, or that bottle crap that doesn’t have half the ingredients right?
“What are things that food eats,” Alex?
chef, but that ain’t no salad in my opinion.
crab louie
Fat Hump Banners o’ Sadness are nothing new:
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I picture Jim Irsay having a sweatshop in the bottom of his mansion full of underage Thai girls cranking those out.
Why would you waste the challenge? Trying to expedite that firing?
Marinara, tomato, meat, red clam, white clam, or meatballs?
Meat and meatballs.
White clam
Red clam, I have no issue with it in the shower.
Cancer interferes with your challenge judgment ,, ppl forget that
Pagano just wasted a handkerchief there.
Oh yeah, and I can’t get the pic up for some reason, but we now have a banner in Lucas Oil Stadium that commemorates hosting the Super Bowl.
That’s quite the participation trophy.
Better than I guess the one they put up in Houston.
Cam needs to call Spider 2 Y Banana.
I take back my not watching. Cutler and Rivers WILL try to murder each other. Back in for next week.
When your best player is the punter, it’s time to clean house.
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“Wish someone had told us that.”
– Oakland Raiders, 2005-2011
Also 80% of the Ray Guy years.
Um, I had to look it up, but they didn’t have a single losing season with him. Their worst was 8-8 in 1986.
My childhood hate clouded my judgment. MOTION WITHDRAWN!
Seriously, dude was really good, and should have been first ballot Hall of Fame, in my book. Complete game changer.
Luck looks like a shell of his former self. Is he still hurt?
Hodor.
Hodor.
Oh yes. Just a matter of how badly and exactly which organ(s)
Dorho?
“no.” – Ryan Grigson
Look I think its time we all admit this. I don’t mean to sound racist but you can’t be a successful QB in this league if you are white like Luck.
Honkies can’t run. No one is shocked by this. We just need to acknowledge that white people make terrible QB’s.
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go get the gimp
The gimp’s asleep.
Don’t you hate it when you fart in your gimp suit?
So “Rudy” at Texas, then.
Can you imagine if this is the Andrew Luck we’re going to get from now on?
He needs to take a cross country road trip with Roy Munson, that’ll set things right again.
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If it deprives espn of another golden boy to fawn over, I can’t say it doesn’t comeout with a silver lining
Evening fellow heathens, how was everyone’s holiday that seemed a lot cooler as a kid?
GREAT – my high school senior daughter worked the door, I enjoyed Vicuprofen and JV NFL.
I drank a bottle of 2 Gingers whiskey and whipped my older brother’s ass in beer pong. I enjoyed it. Yours?
Quite a step down next week – SNF is Iggles/Pokes, MNF is Bears/Bolts.
Vote of confidence for Luck…third and long and take it out of his hands…
Is the game next week a Bears game vs Rivers? I will watch but why unless Cutler and Rivers try to stab each other
Oh look not a fuck up!
She was the third hottest woman on the show, and she’s amazing. Damn but Firefly was good shit.
No offense, but fourth. Fifth if you count Christina Hendricks.
My ranking is different than most; Hendricks was a guest star and doesn’t make the weekly list.
1. Morena Baccarin
2. Can’t remember Zoe’s real name, but her
3. Jewel Staite
4. Summer Glau, she just looked to damn young in the series, she got far more attractive in Sarah Conner Chronicles.
Fair point, I forgot how young she was then.
Poor Jewel Staite. I feel like someday she’s going to serve me coffee and we’ll have to both pretend I’ve never seen her before.
Leonard just dominating this matchup with Melo.
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Why is Menstrual Blood male?
Coaches are generally too conservative on fourth downs. There’s been stats around about it for ages. See what happens when you aren’t stupidly risk averse? SEE!? You get points, we get exciting football to watch, the other team gets to look dumb, it’s win-win-HAHA
Rivera was presented with the stats and he actually LISTENED.
Trust her; she’s a doktor.
Ah shit. You’re secretly Gregggg Easterbrook, aren’t you.
Nah, I’ve just taken too many U Chicago econ classes.
Weird part is, I do agree with the “oh just fucking go for it” on 4th down school of thought, but Gregggg is so fucking obnoxious I want the stats to be wrong.
The perverse incentive is coaches coach to avoid criticism. Nobody gets fired for being “by the book” conservative. Taking mathematically correct risks is still judged by the yellow press largely by whether it works or not. BECAUSE AMERICA.
People are awful at probability.
GODFREY DANIEL
This ad is such a glib pile of shit.
Were you somehow looking into the future and seeing the iPhone ad?
I don’t think Carolina coaching staff has any respect for the Colts’ offense.
To be fair, neither do the Colts, so it’s a wash.
Firstandlastdown!
I think the Panthers are my favorite team to watch this year. Ron calls games like you are playing your nephew on Madden. Cam is a hell of a QB and he pisses off all the sportswriters. This defense is fucking dominate.
Jesus and that run. The play looked DEAD!
Cam is everything white people wanted out of Tebow.
White fundagelicals.
Us heathens wanted him to do shit like this:
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I forgot how funny it is to see the Colts fail.
I’m already sobbing in my bacon grease.
Just remember: (i) we still love you; and (ii) you’ns still running away with the division!
6… 6 6…. The number of the eligible receiver!
One of Iron Maiden’s lesser efforts.
The Playbook of Souls
Two minute drill to midnight
This is some damn good football.
AGREED. Things have come together for Rivera and Newton. Leadership is in synch, and everyone believes. It helps when your $100M man puts his body on the line like that, and is such a consistently good, positive teammate.
2nd mention of “Riverboat Ron”.
/blood at a slow simmer
Want to go full boil?
Simmons made that up.
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No deflated balls on Cam
I still can’t shake instinctively wanting Olsen to score from last season.
Summer Glau
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She sure is fun to look at, too bad she’s TV show poison.
Yeah true, but TSCC is a show I will always love. Don’t care it got a 1.1
Glory boy stretching for the first down…
Of course if it was a white QB, it would be Elway-ish.
He really is very close to Elway in many ways, melanin aside. No wonder I like him!
Is Pagano fired mid-season or do they wait until the end of season?
Oh he is gone mid way through, unless he is Irsay’s dealer.
Cancer does get you bitchin painkillers ,, ppl forget that
No bullshit, after work I am at my local Kroger getting groceries and my prescription filled. I had a dude follow me out to my car, offering to buy my meds.
Fucker had no idea what I even had. Why he thinks he wants the pills a dude with a tick takes is beyond me…
RG3’s shoulder just broke.
Shit, Chad Pennington just suffered another rotator cuff injury watching that.
Trent Green just put his shoes in the dishwasher.
Tough dude.
Pouring rain. Check.
Black unis. Check.
When is Willie Beaman taking over this game?
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I forgot Supergirl was on tonight!
Pagano shouldn’t be out there in this weather. He might catch some sort of illness.
I’m guessing whatever defenseman cracked Luck’s ribs closed his eyes and wished for lots of picks. Then when Luck’s ribs cracked with the longer bit on the defenseman’s side, his wish came true!
“Interception? It’s the ribs. It’s gotta be the ribs.”
-Mars Blackmon
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