I read something on ESPN today that really pissed me off. I’m not the sort to call out pro athletes but this really got to me. Apparently Keenan Allen has some sort of unspecified kidney injury that is going to keep him out indefinitely. Really? “A” kidney injury? Do you see where I’m going with this? Christ, he’s got more than one. Was this not explained to him by the team doctors? It’s not like he’s got some problem with his heart. Wait. Actually, metaphorically he does have an issue with that organ as well. As an every-day nobody that punishes my liver day-in and day-out without regard to the long-term consequences I think Allen is taking the easy way out. You can rest assured that he’ll never play on one of my fantasy teams ever again!
Ind @ Car: The rumour going round is that Luck has cracked ribs but it went unreported because he had a shoulder ouchie at the same time. Why Pats fans aren’t piling onto this news befuddles me. Maybe someone jangled a set of keys nearby? I’ve seen it happen before. With a loss, which would give them a 4-4 record, the Colts would maintain their stranglehold on the first place position in the AFC South. Someone’s getting a season-ending injury tonight. My money is on TE Olsen. Why? Why not? You’re asking for a rationale? These things happen for a not-reason. Guh! The Panthers are off to their best start in franchise history at 6-0. Asked to comment, owner Richardson maintained that his favourite start was 3 and 5. He’s such a silly goose!
Vinatieri classes up the Colts, oh, 35%? Irsay, -70%. Sober.
Vinatieri classes up the Colts, oh, 35%? Irsay, 70% sober.
Watson from Jeopardy is going to kill us all.
Must….keep….watching….footba
The one time I didn’t even want a Bonus Drinking Period.
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Wifey came home from work and immediately crashed. She woke up and then upchucked. I’ve been away since six minutes to go in the fourth. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
Hodor woke up
THESE CLOCKS MIKE I CALL THEM SKIP BAYLESS AND STEPHEN A. SMITH BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING THEM BUT THEY’RE USUALLY WRONG
Will the scoreboard operator put 15 minutes on the clock. I AM KRONOS BITCHES.
“To keep the night going” There was such despair hidden in his voice when he said that.
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Thirty-second official timeout for rappelling gear malfunction.
EXTRA INNINGS
Fuck it…I’m going to sleep. I got work in six hours.
Night y’all….
what the shit
what is a catch
CHRIST ON A CRUTCH
noap
DAMMIT I WANTED THAT TO BE A PICK
Dammit
RIVERBOAT IS TAKING ON WATER
Seriously…the officials can’t even figure out if a player is in bounds or out of bounds anymore?!?
Worst year of reffing I can remember.
GRITTY TELEPORTATION
I like the way this game’s been no-called. CBs are handsy as hell.
Can someone tell the Colts OC and Andrew Luck that they don’t need to score from 40 yards out?
THIS GAME I CALL IT MOBY DICK BECAUSE A NINTEENTH CENTURY LOOKING DUDE IS GOING WHALEN
That should be the next banner, well done sir.
If Griff Whelan catches the winning TD, Stormfront will have a collective orgasm.
Homer timekeeping strikes again!
Vinovich is such a prick.
1st & 10, go for 50.
I was just going to quote your earlier comment. This playcalling is insane.
T.Y. Slowton
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT A FUCKING PASS IS ANYMORE!!!!
The gap between Cialis and Zales ads is decreasing.
You need equal amounts of both to keep a marriage going.
Wow.
That ad just pixelated the shit out of my relatively new TV.
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Spider-Cat … Spider-Cat ….
THE GRITTIEST OF THE GRITTING GRITSTERS GRITACULAR
That ball looked like a hammer Luck threw up to the roof to brother Jebediah during a barnraising.
Whoever is calling these plays for Indianapolis needs to be fired yesterday.
2nd & 10, go for 40.
Only chance for the clock to stop (at the 2 minute warning), waste the clock stoppage with a shit pass.
Yeah, I got notthing.
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That pass was straight outta Duck Hunt.
Crappy quarterbacker named HODOR
Holy shit. It’s still him.
pick six pls
Panths on the ground
wow
Did that gross motherfucker just spit into the same cup out of which he was drinking?
And I thought Andrew Luck had more broken ribs than The Golden Wok.
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April fools?
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14041207/san-francisco-49ers-benching-colin-kaepernick-blaine-gabbert-quarterback
Not much of a drop. But the INTs should speed up the games.
Well
Just dropping into say I showed up at a bar in NYC that is about to turn into a burlesque show. Yes, I am drunk, why do you ask?