Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing it up on the field. QB Teddy and his 6 TD/6 Int’s is quite happy to have found someone that he has a rapport with. That ought to improve those ugly stats quite a bit. The Raiders have averaged 35.5 points in their last three while the Vikes D have been holding their opponents to an average of 17 all season long. This shall be an interesting game of strength against strength. Both of these teams are just beginning to understand just how good they actually are. Oakland has the poorer record because, quite understandably given their history, it took a little bit longer.
NE @ NYG: The Giants can’t stop the short passing game.* Brady excels at the short passing game and is on fire right now. Let’s watch and see how this plays out.
*or the medium or the long passing game
KC @ Den: This is another game that looked great at the beginning of the season. RB Davis, once the handcuff to JC, is on the inactive list. Oh how the not-mighty have fallen! You may ask yourself, “how are they going to replace 2.6 ypc?”. One of the other voices in your head would answer “Spencer Ware” sometime after it told you to kill the neighbour’s dog. Peyton is starting to turn things around, improving his completion %, yards per catch and QBR these last few weeks. Perhaps he’s getting some feeling back in his hands? That said, he’s got a foot thingy and a rib ailment that he’s dealing with. That sound you heard was Justin Houston and Tamba Hali and Andy Reid licking their chops. With respect to Houston and Hali I was speaking metaphorically.
I have to repost this from Mr. JustStopDude.
http://terezowens-com-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/2014/01/peyton-500×500.jpg
Pretty much says it.
Walking the dogs in the pouring rain was a better idea than watching the Giants collapse
We’re gonna need a montage…
Man, am I fucking pumped right now.
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See you all in the SNF thread!
Gotta go start some dinner. See you all in the SNF thread.
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At least I have my salt & vinegar almonds.
WHY ARE YOU SO BITTER SALT & VINEGAR ALMONDS
Holy shit, it’s a gang fight
Don’t tease me like that!
Thanks to shit like this, the Eagles have a solid 4 more weeks to fuck around before they have to worry about the Giants pulling away.
They tackle Amendola where he caught that last pass and that kick misses.
Alright, Cal-Stanford on Two. Ready? Break!
The NFC East…..
…The Aristocrats!
And we call it….
JUICEBOX DENIED
Oy vey.
Oh goddammit…
Everyone else shadenfraude
Fuck.
I hate this season
welp
GOOD GUYS WIN!
fuck
I hate everything.
welcome to the club!
YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH HAIL SATAN
Shit.
Does icing the kicker ever actually work?
it sounds better than it actually is
C’mon Pats. Fuck New York.
Epic Manning face before the kick….
Ice that Kicker!
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/c/cc/MM1-IceSlasher-Art.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100718202007
Fuck you, The Patriots.
BOO
hell’s bells
Of fuck-here we go. 54 yards
Yeah, he’s gonna make it.
Oh god no. No. NO.
Cover Gronk!
Haha!!! Great fake spike, TB12!
YEAH STUMPY
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Wait…is this another terrorist joke?!?
Late hit Brady into the turf. Make Garropolo beat you!
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COME ON COME ON COME ON
JOTUNHEIM AWAITS
This is a saga…