Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing it up on the field. QB Teddy and his 6 TD/6 Int’s is quite happy to have found someone that he has a rapport with. That ought to improve those ugly stats quite a bit. The Raiders have averaged 35.5 points in their last three while the Vikes D have been holding their opponents to an average of 17 all season long. This shall be an interesting game of strength against strength. Both of these teams are just beginning to understand just how good they actually are. Oakland has the poorer record because, quite understandably given their history, it took a little bit longer.
NE @ NYG: The Giants can’t stop the short passing game.* Brady excels at the short passing game and is on fire right now. Let’s watch and see how this plays out.
*or the medium or the long passing game
KC @ Den: This is another game that looked great at the beginning of the season. RB Davis, once the handcuff to JC, is on the inactive list. Oh how the not-mighty have fallen! You may ask yourself, “how are they going to replace 2.6 ypc?”. One of the other voices in your head would answer “Spencer Ware” sometime after it told you to kill the neighbour’s dog. Peyton is starting to turn things around, improving his completion %, yards per catch and QBR these last few weeks. Perhaps he’s getting some feeling back in his hands? That said, he’s got a foot thingy and a rib ailment that he’s dealing with. That sound you heard was Justin Houston and Tamba Hali and Andy Reid licking their chops. With respect to Houston and Hali I was speaking metaphorically.
Donks glad that the Chiefs are worshiping the FG gods
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IT’S NOT AN UNDERNEATH PASSING GAME, SHITHEAD! IT’S FINDING A WAY TO SPREAD THE FIELD BOTH HORIZONTALLY AND VERTICALLY! CAN WE JUST BAN ALL ANNOUNCERS?!?!
So did Jimmy Garoppolo shove Tawmy in a broom closet and then put on his uniform and a mask?
Dammit Brady…the one damn time I need you to be really good, you suck ass.
I liked when I thought that SNF drubbing was a sign the Donks were good as opposed to a harbinger of doom for the Packers.
France has launched 10 bombers and 20 bombs on ISIS targets in Syria.
Ne pas baiser avec la France!
Go you fabulous frogs!
They should have done that in their own country, might’ve killed more muslim terrorists that way.
This is good. Millennials need a Vietnam to grow them up a lil’.
It’s apparently not a revenge attack though. And 2+2=5.
I like to think that Peyton and Eli were originally part of one child destined to be a super-quarterback but experienced a split. “Peyton” got the personality, intelligence, and general quarterbacking skills. “Eli” is an idiot savant who can only win in the playoffs and beat the Patriots.
And have two Superbowl trophies.
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Eli, you magnificent derpy son of a bitch!
God dammit. I hate the fucking Giants.
Whoo! (but let’s see the replay)
why wait to call fucking timeout?? moron
Will TYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
My mother just called me up. Apparently my sister told her I was in Detroit. I answer the phone to…
“Juststopdude ARE YOU BACK ON THE HAIR-RON?!?”
“No Ma…why?”
“What the hell you doing in Detroit?!?”
The funny thing is my mother takes enough legal pills to kill a kill a hundred head of cattle.
Holy shit. There’s coffee concentrate now. Game changer.
It’s good to GET out of bounds it’s not good to THROW out of bounds, Eli.
Giants have all three timeouts and possession towards the end of the half. Lovie Smith and Andy Reid shake their heads in disbelief.
Tom Brady just made 11 dying children’s day “You too someday will be married to a supermodel and have sports commentators and referees wrapped around your manhood like a cock ring…… in heaven”
“Just kidding, kids. There is no heaven.”
SAINT PEETAH ONLY ALLOWS YOU INTAH HEAVEN IF YOU WEAR A PATRIAWTS JERSEY AND WARSHIP THE GAWD KNOWN AS TAWM FAWKIN BWADY, NOONE DENIS THIS
“Bwady”? I guess Porky Pig is from Southie.
I worked with some guys from Boston years ago and to me it seemed liked they substituted their ‘R’s’ for ‘W’s’ when pronouncing a word.
I’m Tony Romo. I’m Broken Collar Bone Tony Romo….
!
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MY NAME… IS PAULLLLL… HEYMAN! AND IT! IS! TIME! FOR YOU… TO PUT IN MY CLIENT…. BRRROOOOOOOOCK! OSWEIIIIIIILERRRRRRRRRRR! THE BACKUP INCARNATE!
Manning looks like he has an old man guy with the way his qb jacket sits.
gut
Is there any other QB that throws for more 0-yard completions than Derek Carr?
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Holy hell, Peyton.
Put in Osweiler
I’m finally ready. He isn’t healthy enough to play today.
Oh sweet heavenly fuck
Nothing like a big manly-man, being manly, wearing a giant poofball hat.
3rd & 17, lets run it……” BILL BELLICHICK IS A GENIUS, NOONE FAWKIN DENIES THIS”
I need Tawmy to start actually putting up some stats. Then I need the meteor to strike the stadium with :01 left in the game.
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YESSS ELICEPTION
Who is the Giants offensive co-ordinator and what has he done with Ben McAdoo?
E-LOL Manning
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The Giants should refuse to schedule anyone but the P*ts.
UGH never fucking mind
McAdoo is still one of the funniest names in football today.
Sounds like a Girl Scout cookie.
One made with kool aid and canned frosting decorated as a smiley face
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Edelman abused his helmet…again.
This could go on all day.
Denver looks like poop. Getting no pressure.
After Talib was suspended for eye gouging they also told them they’re not allowed to wrap barbed wire around their hands or to mace their opponents, so they’re out of ideas
We all know poop needs a little pressure.
Edelman heading to the showers……. thanks I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.
That’s the Halle Barry of comments…dark but delicious.
It was a bad spot, but one never wins these Lovie challenges.
Edelman’s hurt. I hope he doesn’t get…cut.
Damn it. Fortunate spot, Chefs.
DEADLEMAN
Cromartie is playing? By the end of the game I’ll bet three cheerleaders will be in their second trimester purely through association.
I haven’t seen a Jew ripping through a giant like this since Davey &Goliath
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Best to steer clear away from that sriracha sauce.
Titans and Jags (thank God it’s) only on the NFL Network!
Are they playing for a participation trophy?
No way, winner likely the new AFC South favourite!!
I’ll bet Tony’s been going through the paper mache like a bitch.
Manning: Chasing Meaningless Recooooooords
I can’t bring myself to want a Pats win, so instead I’ll hope for a Giants loss.
I always root for dysentery.
Pictured: Giants’ defensive line
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They didn’t stop the game when they played with onions on their belts, I’ll tell you that much.
and then you could get 5 bees for a quarter