There are only so many corpses to roll out from the NFC East, so some must be saved for Sunday. Thusly, you will be treated to…
Bears @ Packers (8:30, NBC)
Though this may have “third shitshow of the day when one is already sleepy from teh turkey” written all over it at first glance…I wouldn’t be quite so hasty. The Packers have been poop for quite some time, at least on offense. I mean, I am quite likely to start Josh McCown over Aaron Rodgers this week. Yes, a good part of that is me being a fucking lunatic, but still. Plus, Catler’s zen presence has elevated all around him since returning from injury. The Bears qualify as perfectly average right now. Prepare to mute thine teevee boxes early and often, as this is a Favre Slurping Special tonight. Even if it’s physically impossible to deep throat ol’ #4″…Cris and Li’l Bobby Costas are sure gonna try their best regardless.
Yeah, I remember that game, Britt. I had a 104 fever in a malaria attack. It was Halloween 1995. The Bears got fucked without lube. Fuck you, Britt.
Someone here just confirmed Obama is a Muslim. Christ help me.
Where the hell ARE you, coal country?
Wife’s one side of family is excruciatingly republican and Christian. And woefully under educated.
Tell them he’s a Sikh, then watch the confusion.
“See! I told you Star Wars was a documentary!”
Good lord, if bot h Al and Cris are talking who is fellating Favre?
Random fluffer.
COSTAS. Duh.
I think Kyle Long actually made the tackle on that play.
Are there actual Favre fans on this planet? I’ve never met one.
They’re all on TV.
My ex gf has a signed picture in her accounting office, she is awful.
So they’re still pimping the Wiz? Will there be an Anglo version of The Color Purple now?
That’s raycess.
#blackfridaysmatter
#blacklivesmatterunlessyou’reblackthenjustblastaway
The Color Taupe, Live on NatGeo, staring Mary Steenburgen and Steve Guttenberg.
It was called Friends and ran for a shitload of seasons cause white people have no taste.
“RACIST BULLSHIT. MY FAMILY IS FROM THE SOUTH AND THEREFORE CAN NOT MAKE THINGS THAT DON’T TASTE AMAZING! WHITE PEOPLE INVENTED ENTERTAINMENT. THIS IS WORSE THAN SLAVERY!”
-All the white people on facebook
Bart Starr had grit.
Of course, he’s white.
Well…his zipper IS up.
Oops…
Farve got dressed up
oh jesus
OH GOD BRITFARR IS IN THE BOOTH
Oh. My. God. MarvelUniverseLive.com
Coming to Columbus. The guys in that show must smell of alcohol and despair. They must all be Browns fans.
OK, Ray Liotta is a good actor. You get him on a TV show and you put him opposite… Jennifer Lopez?
She has all the fucking range of a still life.
STOP INSULTING STILL LIFE PAINTINGS!!
KAAAAAAAAREN!!!! WHY AM I ON THIS GODDAMN TV SHOW KAREN!!! DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO READ MY SCRIPTS!? GODDAMMIT KAREN, YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!!!!
That was perfect.
Study of Two Canteloupes in Jeans
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FLAGS FOR THE FLAGS GODS!!!
Oh god, wife’s family saying 9-11 was inside job. Not close enough to drunk to deal with this.
You’re at Pete Carroll’s place?
Tell them that they’ve got it all wrong, that it was actually Obama who did 9/11, and then take the rest of the night off.
Hail Bleergh
rogers wrist can’t get any limper than it already was
right
anyway thank you the journal sentinel for inviting me here tonight
Go home NotForte, you’re drunk.
That PI was obvious. And I’m not being a Bear fan saying that.
Bouncy ball!
I don’t care what anyone says…the spiral-sliced ham has been the most influential thing to happen to Thanksgiving since the musket and smallpox.
I made one Tuesday night and have been picking at it ever since… Spiral cut ham is better than sliced bread.
They go together quite well actually.
French’s fried onions…
It turns out that spiral hams caused much death in the new world; pigs carried influenza and tuberculosis into virgin animal and human populations.
A POX ON YOUR HOUSE SIR!!!!!
Well, yeah, that’s what he’s saying.
Favre somewhere in the locker room throwing on a Tolzien jersey.
Rodgers hurt? You know what this means right?
BAH GAWD!!! THAT’S BRITTFAR’S MUSIC!!!
IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!111!11!
Please make this happen. YEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW, ALL HELL I WONT EVEN CHANGE MY WRANGLERS WHOOOOOOOO
“Packers announce signing both Farve and Starr as emergency backups”
“Starr as quarterback, Farve as ball-holder”
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Did Rogers jjust get Romo’d???
The paternity test says…
Mmmmm
Bad day for quarterbacks with names starting with R
Rodgers ded?
O AN U NOE HE DED O YEZ HE IZ
Broken wrist. Congratulations Vikes.
Have you seen their qb throw? He has a broken wrist too I believe.
That’s Rodgers’ jerking hand.
RAWDJAZ DED
Maybe he could have handled that snap if Olivia Munn hadn’t been in the end zone seats unbuttoning her shirt.
I stand by my statement earlier that we should run the NFL for one weekend. Nothing has to be binding other than score, but we have to be better than these idiots.
And man that was funny hearing that “FUCK!” from Rodgers.
I look forward to PFT Commenters letter to the FCC complaining about that.
well, there’s a little Karmic payback
I heard Rodgers say “fuck”
That gives you one over Olivia Munn.
Oh, I’m sure he’s told her to “Stay the fuck away from me!”
“Don’t fucking touch that! That’s not for you!”
“It’s a natural reaction, so that makes it OK for Green Bay to do.”
I haven;t seen Bears fucked like this since Fire Island, summer of aught four…
Not nearly enough people refer to the period between 2000 and 2009 as the aughts. That needs to happen more.
I haven’t said “aught” since 19-dickety-5! We had to say “dickety” because the Kaiser stole our word “twenty!”
Mrs. Cola- Maybe stop throwing to him, hands, hands, hands
Flag thrown on Chicago because Rodgers threw the ball too far. Name of foul? Impinging on QB success.
Did Cris just blame video games for the Packers losing two games?
What’s next, that their pants are too low?
Damn kids these days
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we should have Maury do the officiating instead of the refs…
If Maury was in charge the NFL would be a much better organization
Just throw a ball really high, you will always get frag.
What the fuck? that was goddamn uncatchable
That no longer matters in today’s NFL.
We’re so flag-happy and pro-offense anymore, it seems like after every goddamn incompletion, people fucking boo when there’s not a flag.
I feel like I should be drunk for this. And yet there is no booze.
Are you at a convent?
Might as well be.
Shope small. Who are the sponsors for the NFL again? Jim’s Corndog hut? Benny’s tire repair?
Just did a breath check and it’s like 70% all-corn whiskey.
In non-funny cat news, my 13 year-old best furry friend has been losing weight suddenly over the past couple weeks; we think he’s not even drinking now. I’m taking him to the vet tomorrow and very hopeful there will be a simple (and, frankly, inexpensive) treatment to turn him around.
After his sister (actual littermate) got sick and had to be put down 3 years ago, I had a long talk with this cat and my expectations that he make it to at least 18 years old so both my kids would have solid, fond memories of him. I hope he was paying attention during that talk.
Probably thyroid.
One of my parents’ cats had a similar problem and adjusting her thyroid straightened everything out.
She’s almost 16 and doing fine, so fingers crossed for you.
I hope so. He’s always been skinny and not a big eater. But this cat will not take kindly to pills.
I’m full of booze an food but because I’m a goddamn hero I’m going to finish this last beer so it can be with its friends.
I did the same honor to the last piece of my son’s birthday cake. I’m a fucking hero.
Hey guys. No Thanksgiving for me here north of the border, but I still got drunk anyways. How was y’all’s dinners?
Buttery and delicious here. And drowning in wine. And watching the brand new 55′ Vizio. All around, great.
Make fun of us on Boxing Day.
So, what do you call this non-holiday? Thursday, eh?
Black Friday Preview Sale Day
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Cutler spun right into that blitz. I think someone had a laser pointer.
Save the guttural sound talk for the break, gents.