NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!
Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread
NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!
69 seconds? CrippleGronk says, “Nice.”
Again: fucking bullshit. Just terrible.
Hehe, 69 seconds.
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My faith in this game has been restored.
It’s maybe happening?
Someone go wake up Hippo!
PAYBACK’S A MOTHERFUCKER
I’m….wow!
Osweiler gets so many bailout calls.
Defensive holding? On the Patriots?
I think I smell what the Brock is cooking.
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Take your time, dammit!
Aw, screw it. I can’t help it.
WHERE IS YOU GOD NOW, PATRIOT FANS?!
Deep in Tartarus’ darkest caves
i might be out of alcohol but i think i still have some bleach out in the garage
Something stupid will happen and the Pats will pull it out. Satan’s contract doesn’t expire for another 13 months
Gronk?
Amendola?
Jewkah?
Welcome to today’s NFL my Eastern Seaboard friends.
On the plus side, it’s pretty easy to turn crutches into a flask. I’m sure his family will buy him some plastic tubing and he’ll be hobbling around and drinking in no time.
I imagine Gronk has one of those beer-drinking caps and a flask in each one.
I can see that. I also imagine the hat says “I heart boobs” on it.
Nice to see Kubiak finally put Demaryius in.
I just assume they had that Gronk Injury History graphic ready to go all year
They have to set the “__ Days Without a Gronk Injury” sign back to 0.
Bernard Pollard is a free agent. Which means we are all Bernard Pollard.
i want to die
I feel the need to remind you that the Pats are undefeated, and will easily make the playoffs even if they lose out the season. You’ll be fine.
He’s a Pats fan. He will never be fine.
So had I stayed in Buffalo, I would have gone to the same high school as Gronk. I feel I dodged a bullet
He seems like the sort of guy who would give noogies to random people in the hallway.
2 DOWN, BRADY TO GO
Aw, he’s ok. Those ACLs snap right back into place.
As much as I don’t like Gronk, I get no pleasure from this kind of injury.
Yeah. I’m actually pretty annoyed that I can’t Patriots schadenfreude as much as I would like on this.
I would have preferred Super HantaHerpes.
That’s a little unfortunate. Gronk’s one of the good ones. You know, extremely bro-y bros.
I came back to remind you all that I rooted for the Patriots and Gronk got hurt. You’re welcome, everypony!
please just kill me
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO NO NO NO NOT GRONK
I’ll take Things That Greek Men Find Erotic for $800 please, Alex.
Still funny
WE HAVE A GRONK DOWN. I REPEAT: GRONK DOWN!
DEDKOWSKI
Big injured sex idiot.
Oh that is not good.
Dear Jeebus:
For Early Christmas, I would like world peace, health for my family, a pony, and for Tom Brady to spontaneously combust.
Sincerely,
Mayhem
Gronk close enough?
No. But it’s a start.
For a 6’7″ QB, Osweiller gets an awful lot of passes blocked.
Watching Brady get upset is like watching really funny Ben Stiller movies, in that I enjoy it but it doesn’t happen often enough to count on.
Also, he reminds me of Stiller at the end of Dodgeball
I meant the histrionics at the tournament itself, but sure.
There’s been a surprising number of calls against the Pats lately…Grumblelord’s last check must not have cleared yet.
Turns out the Pats don’t like the NFL’s new “NE Doesn’t Get All The Calls” policy
Brandon LeFell Down
(Yes, yes, I know, shutup)
Gravity isn’t just a good idea…it’s The Law!
FUCKING BULLSHIT
Aw, Pats Fan finally understands everyone else’s pain…
I’ll take Things That Greek Men Find Erotic for $400 please, Alex.
Weak.
I feel for you man, as ‘BOYS fan we have to stick together!
Naw…fuck that. You’re still cool though.
OPI? What universe is this?
Post DeflateGate Appeal Earth
Easy with the Gronk love there Cris, don’t want Dreamboat to get all jelly.
He’s the jelly in a Gronk/Brady sandwich.
HOW THE FUCK YOU…wait, I’ve not been drinking.
How does the evening find you, ladies and gentlemen?
Ummm…drinking?
With all these flags against the Pats? Feeling fine.
The League has ruined that movie
I also think that needed more Dinoflip.
Statistically, Osweiler threw it exactly between two receivers in the end zone, so touchdown?
Human field goal?
I’m so close!!!!
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