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Bal @ Cle: 34% of the Ravens salary is on either the IR or PUP list. These folks include Flacco, Forsett, Smith Sr., Suggs, Perriman and Pitta. Needless to say, Baltimore wants a do-over for 2015. Sir Matthew of Schaubton gets the start tonight unlike the human self-destruct button that is QB Manziel. If you were a Ravens 4th round rookie RB (Buck Allen) getting his very first start and could pick any team to play against you would probably pick the Browns and their league-worst run defense. Something to say about Cleveland…hmm…well, Gruden in his game teaser on ESPN (that Tirico didn’t bother to show up for) says that he’s a BIG FAN of the SUPER SPEEDY Travis Benjamin. He may have been reaching.
Your “It’s Come To This” AFC North Debacle Open Thread
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I tuned out for a bit, is Austin Davis ELITE?
Does Steve Levy age?
Off topic: there is no new show I want to watch less than that terrible-looking Zach Galafinakis turd “Baskets.”
Maybe it’s intentionally bad as performance art.
Disconcerting Television Signals
This ad needs to die.
Why isn’t Dwayne Bowe playing? Did someone see him in a bar too?
Extra drinking period lurks…
I can’t think of a quarterback I’d rather have than Austin Davis if I needed him to lead my offense ten yards in the wrong direction.
With the game on the line, anyway.
You just don’t get the strategy. If he goes far enough in that direction, he’ll make it into the end zone from the back. Just try to stop that!
Pac-Man strategy>Dan Orlovsky strategy
This Daylight SavingsTime crap is bullshit. It’s already tomorrow you sick fucks! Stupid close prime time games.
Um…Browns…the first down is that way…
Just when I thought Gruden couldn’t freak me out more, he mentions this mustard on pizza thing
That man is a monster.
Feels a bit late for Austin Davis’s patented six-minute drill.
It’s a shame these teams’ records weren’t flipped for a day because this game has been worth watching.
too many kochs
That was an insanely good punt wasted.
Doesn’t Mike Pettine hate JFF’s guts?
Not sure, but Manziel hates only his liver.
‘Evening everyone. How is the factory tonight?
0:00 without a lost time accident
“You OK, son?”
“I think so, Batman!”
“Where are you?”
“Over the rainbow!”
“Get back in there!”
Remember how Mars tried to sell Snickers bars by making us laugh at grown men turning their brains to proverbial pudding?
Those were the days.
And I thought Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli had some weird fetishes.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/bb2ff61e02a53c9a4cf94577cd16a0c5/tumblr_ninln3pMaq1s2wio8o3_1280.png
http://screencrush.com/442/files/2015/10/addiction-demon.gif?w=630&cdnnode=1
Sorry…I needed a wake up…
“?w=630&cdnnode=1”
BRILLIANT!
“OK, you’re going to feel a little pressure….”
Prepare your anus?
I am going to ration these DoppleSticky bottles as long as I can. These are too good to go through quickly.
This entire game should be flagged for hands to the face.
Unnecessary Football
False Start, Middle, and End
Holding America Hostage
Offensive Life Interference
Intentional Groaning
Sublime.
But since Mike Carey is the referee, the game continues anyway.
HAIL BLEERGH
Someone should let the Ravens know that The Walking Dead is just a TV show.
Those glowing demon Raven eyes.
OBEY.
Is Nick Boyle a elite tightend?
If Josh McCown is hurt I hear his brother isn’t busy.
Cooper Manning keeps pushing the same concept.
Jesse Palmer lost his phone.
Dude looks like he got hit in the face with a cast iron skillet.
Glad Gruden got the shocker there.
ReidLoviean Challenge
It’s barleywine time.
I’ve walked in my parents having sex, too.
NUDIE SUIT
http://i.imgur.com/ol7qcKz.jpg
Wasn’t he sliding?
Oh look, a Brett Favre commercial advertising a product I can use when I see him on TV
HI ANNA
Shockingly mediocre!
Crockett Gilmore is going to be a character in my next Oregon Trail livetweet.
The next pick six will be more enjoyable after the first down.
That’s right, JFF is the No. 3 so he can’t come in.
Browns are just so
You know how in baseball when a team is getting totally thunderfucked and they just give up and put in the second baseman to pitch? I wish we had a football equivalent of that.
i can haz saftey plz?
Beauty & the Beast is different that what I remembered.
Gotta say, night time cold meds are absolutely fantastic.
JOHNNY FOOTBALL PLEASE
I just baked a cake since I was bored. Yinz are welcome to help yourselves to a piece.
that wuz penultee
With a darker orange, regular numbers, regular pant-stripes, a different nameplate font and a smaller chest “CLEVELAND” those wouldn’t be bad Browns uniforms.
Pettine looks like the video game character you get if you skip through all the customizing options.
Love this.
Used to call that the “Dick Jauron.”
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