Bal @ Cle: 34% of the Ravens salary is on either the IR or PUP list. These folks include Flacco, Forsett, Smith Sr., Suggs, Perriman and Pitta. Needless to say, Baltimore wants a do-over for 2015. Sir Matthew of Schaubton gets the start tonight unlike the human self-destruct button that is QB Manziel. If you were a Ravens 4th round rookie RB (Buck Allen) getting his very first start and could pick any team to play against you would probably pick the Browns and their league-worst run defense. Something to say about Cleveland…hmm…well, Gruden in his game teaser on ESPN (that Tirico didn’t bother to show up for) says that he’s a BIG FAN of the SUPER SPEEDY Travis Benjamin. He may have been reaching.
Right here is the advertisement for keeping a team out of Los Angeles.
Its the advertisement for keeping the Browns out of the NFL…
Good Christ.
Explain?
Defies.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Browns gonna Brown.
Yeah, the Factory’s output just peaked
Reviewable?
Fold Cleveland, just fold
That was the single most Cleveland ending to a Cleveland game ever!!!!
The Fumble was the most Cleveland ending ever
Does that count though? Its before ’92…
Oh, Browns.
Wow. Factory gonna Factory.
Wow. Just….wow.
HOLY SHIT PLEASE LET THAT COUNT
bahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah
FACTORY OF SADNESS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
THE FACTORY OF SADNESS IS WORKING THE MIDNIGHT SHIFT TONIGHT!!!!!
Missed field goal short enough to be returnable, Ravens return it to the 10 before getting Don Beebee’d, we go to OT, game ends in a tie.
#predictionwrong
SO CLOSE
The limbs keep getting longer and longer
LETS BLOW THIS THING AND GO HOME
http://24.media.tumblr.com/106592010c102f3bd53702a36e70079d/tumblr_mfxyc4m2cV1r93xiko1_500.gif
And boy did they.
He’s gonna miss.
Okay…I really don’ fucking get either of these teams…can they sit out the rest of their games???
This has to go to OT, right? It’s the only way.
Does he have D.T.s?
http://49.media.tumblr.com/9ed84302bdba23a8414906534c2506f9/tumblr_niaf3hDwZQ1s2wio8o1_500.gif
WHY DID HE SLIDE?!?
NEITHER TEAM WANTS THIS GAME TO END???
oh you fucking dumbass
Southern Mississippi Alumni Unite!
No member of that group could successfully spell your statement correctly…
WHY WOULD HE SLIDE
surely you can’t be serious
http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o631/chilipeppergirl/TheGirlinHR%20Blog/iamseriousstopcallingme_zpsef78fe42.jpg
Fucking Schaub…
God I love him. No one else in the league is better at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory…
Note- I am not an idiot and fully recognize that the Ravens defense is a smoking dumpster fire and its mostly their fault…
SCHAUBERCEPTION WOOOOOOO
Ah theatre of the absurd football on full display here.
The end of this game is Godot, right?
Can we call that a pick-three?
Fitting
Aww… That was all pick but no six. 🙁
SCHAUBIFICATION COMPLETE
Schaubnotapicksixception!
Dogshit punt.
Where will Rex Grossman be?
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http://49.media.tumblr.com/598cbaf7a51d3676d198942083d7ca8c/tumblr_mp629xouWF1qerto6o4_r1_250.gif
How does the Ravens defense consistently have 7 players out of position each play?
Cleveland in the off-season again?
http://45.media.tumblr.com/e3675a5eb7dc2750f0ee5526c0d6b558/tumblr_nidm06kFoo1qg39ewo1_500.gif
Nice form, but no backspin on the ball is gonna cost her in the long run.
http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Friday13th_Pt8_HeadToss.gif
“Heads flying” while not a common saying, may be much more apt.
http://www.sadtrombone.com/?autoplay=true
Delay of game ending.
GO FOR IT JOHN!!! END IT NOW!!!!
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Cyprus Hill huh? Got to give it to Cleveland…they keep the stadium music fresh…
They have the new phonograph from the Glen Miller Orchestra to play at the close of this thrilling sports contest!
http://45.media.tumblr.com/b91a6279ed3807375173053aaff92099/tumblr_ngraovJUSG1qg2n7mo1_500.gif
Cyprus Hill:
That totally looked like the $ sign from the top seats.
We’ve secretly replaced Austin Davis with Otto Graham. Let’s see if anybody notices!
“Wow, Austin Davis is looking a little gray these days…”
Johnny Pink Slip
So, shank?
Sadnessly, no.
http://stubbornthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/734b3tm.gif?w=560
Clearly the new guy hasn’t been instructed in factory procedures yet.
So Johnny is never gonna play again in Cleveland after that.
Double JJ is already lighting up their phone bank…
JJJJ? “Jesus Jumped-up Jerrah Jones?”
http://i.imgur.com/oRfpJJc.png
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lot of time though…plenty of time to set up a Schaub pick 6!