AP’s “More NFC East Action Than You Can Shake A Stick At!” Open Thread

Dal @ Was: Thursday and Sunday featured wondrous Hail Mary’s, brain-shattering upsets, fingernail-biting excitement, win-streak-extending blow-outs, a clearly inferior team beating the Giants in overtime and some other things. If you want more of that this evening, boy/girl, did you ever come to the wrong place! Quite frankly, I question your judgement. The Slurs are 5-1 at home because they get a lot of support from their obviously racist fan base. It’s called math-look it up. That being said, if the Slurs can contain the running game that would mean that a certain washed-up, turnover-prone, in-over-his-head, doesn’t-know-what-he’s-doing, never-will-be-a-starter-again, stares-at-his-first-option, win-less-at-this-point, will-fumble-at-some-point, dump-pass-loving Matt Cassell will have to be a difference-maker. [snorts]

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Doktor Zymm

I’m glad I stopped watching. I did ask Alexa what the score was, so I know it was 9-9 with 1:50 left to go (though Alexa doesn’t tell you who has possession, so while I’m happy to have the time remaining, there’s still room for improvement). I knew this was going to happen. The waters of the NFC East must be further “muddied.” (Hint, that isn’t mud)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hopefully you saw the Far Sides below.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The cartoons, that is.

Sill Bimmons

Holy shit the kid from the GEICO Peter Pan ad looks like the kid whose first bar mitzvah I attended, shrimp included:

http://i.imgur.com/WswtXFv.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

Get with it and explore the planet, the solar system, its periphery and the galaxy.

Learn something about light, wave motion and particle motion you fucking assholes.

http://www.photonics.com/images/Web/Articles/2012/11/6/thumbnail_52250.jpg

Beerguyrob

New Horizons baby! I followed that little bastard for 9 years, and the paydirt was sweet.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/newsgraphics/2015/01/15/new-horizons-pluto/assets/150713-Pluto-last-before-flyby.jpg

Sill Bimmons

PLUTO WOO

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Beerguyrob
Sill Bimmons

This:

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ballsofsteelandfury

Nice!

ballsofsteelandfury

Ha ha! I was in Seattle just last summer!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Have not been in a few years and then it was three times, but a kind of pass through for work. I need to go back when I can spend some time.

Beerguyrob

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NSFW:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So….looks like shit got weird after I switched bars.

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Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons

THATSMYFAULTOVERTHEREJUSTLIKEEVERYTHINGABOUTTHECATACLYSMICSUCKITUDEOFTHISANDEVERYOTHERFILMIVEEVERBEENASSOCIATEDWITH

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1251240/homer-simpson-evolution-o.gif

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

These are just motion-capture captures that capture motion!

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Becuase. Naturulay.

Sill Bimmons

maybe this too

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Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

sup

Sill Bimmons

The Phantom Menace is only the second-worst film of all time.

Attack Of The Clones makes The Phantom Menace look like Citizen Kane.

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Sill Bimmons

It is what it is.

Don T

Supply and demand work best on a skull-based economy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

IT IS NOT CONCEIVABLE TO ME THAT THERE ARE SUCH GRAMMARIAN REJECTS HERE

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Sill Bimmons

THEN AFTER THEY BREAK THROUGH THE DOOR THE GIANT FORCEFIELD ROBOTS JUST COME OUT AND SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING AFTER QUIGON AND OBI-WAN HAVE FLED THE SCENE

Sill Bimmons

WITH SUPER FAST RUNNING POWERS NEVER EXPLAINED ONCE THE UNEXPLAINED GIANT SHOOTY ROBOTS INEXPLICABLY PROTECT THEMSELVES.

Beerguyrob

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Sill Bimmons

THEY TASTE LIKE SOUR KAFFIR CHILLI AND BASIL BRING IT

Sill Bimmons

SO AFTER THEY INCAPACITATE THE SILVER C-3P0 BY ACCEPTING ITS TEA THEY JUST SORT OF CUT THEIR WAY THROUGH METER-THICK STEEL DOORS WITH THEIR LIGHTSABERS WHEN THE COLORED ODOROUS GAS BEGINS TO PERMEATE THE ROOM WITHOUT EXPLANATION

http://i.stack.imgur.com/LLqhv.gif

Sill Bimmons

THIS IS COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE BY THE WAY

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