Dal @ Was: Thursday and Sunday featured wondrous Hail Mary’s, brain-shattering upsets, fingernail-biting excitement, win-streak-extending blow-outs, a clearly inferior team beating the Giants in overtime and some other things. If you want more of that this evening, boy/girl, did you ever come to the wrong place! Quite frankly, I question your judgement. The Slurs are 5-1 at home because they get a lot of support from their obviously racist fan base. It’s called math-look it up. That being said, if the Slurs can contain the running game that would mean that a certain washed-up, turnover-prone, in-over-his-head, doesn’t-know-what-he’s-doing, never-will-be-a-starter-again, stares-at-his-first-option, win-less-at-this-point, will-fumble-at-some-point, dump-pass-loving Matt Cassell will have to be a difference-maker. [snorts]
I’m glad I stopped watching. I did ask Alexa what the score was, so I know it was 9-9 with 1:50 left to go (though Alexa doesn’t tell you who has possession, so while I’m happy to have the time remaining, there’s still room for improvement). I knew this was going to happen. The waters of the NFC East must be further “muddied.” (Hint, that isn’t mud)
Hopefully you saw the Far Sides below.
The cartoons, that is.
http://static.selectour-afat.com/sites/885/Fiches%20produits%20Automne%20Hiver%202015/Hommage%20a%20Edith%20Piaf/edith%20piaf%2052.jpg
Holy shit the kid from the GEICO Peter Pan ad looks like the kid whose first bar mitzvah I attended, shrimp included:
http://i.imgur.com/WswtXFv.gif
Let the peace flow through you:
http://h.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/poster/2015/12/3054188-poster-p-1-nick-offerman-drink-whisky-for-45-minutes.jpg
https://youtu.be/LS-ErOKpO4E
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/122011/1323369085_jesus_quintana_last_supper.gif
Get with it and explore the planet, the solar system, its periphery and the galaxy.
Learn something about light, wave motion and particle motion you fucking assholes.
http://www.photonics.com/images/Web/Articles/2012/11/6/thumbnail_52250.jpg
New Horizons baby! I followed that little bastard for 9 years, and the paydirt was sweet.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/newsgraphics/2015/01/15/new-horizons-pluto/assets/150713-Pluto-last-before-flyby.jpg
PLUTO WOO
http://media.giphy.com/media/ByUDWjce12r3q/giphy.gif
http://www.funnfun.in/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ugly-man-funny-gif.gif
We are nothing but the remnants of exploded stars:
http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/blogs/dnews-files-2015-07-lithium-nova-670×440-150728-jpg.jpg
For some reason, this makes me cry:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–Mq8pJpRc–/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/772223414747072581.jpg
Reminds me of this:
http://uploads0.wikiart.org/images/salvador-dali/the-eye.jpg!Blog.jpg
This:
One of my favorites:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/f006741347466a00c9105d2334c34553/tumblr_mrktg2NIcf1ric2iqo1_500.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/232495a4ad4c368dce7dbe9453c03e3d/tumblr_mrktg2NIcf1ric2iqo2_400.jpg
Nice!
http://40.media.tumblr.com/35efc5b0e60baf22b261661d7b0c15a6/tumblr_nsht31uidl1tvrnbyo1_1280.jpg
Ha ha! I was in Seattle just last summer!
http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20101206/1000/new_funny_gif_03.gif
Have not been in a few years and then it was three times, but a kind of pass through for work. I need to go back when I can spend some time.
http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/yearwithoutgod/files/2014/03/Helix-nebulua_eye-of-god.jpg
NSFW:
h
ttp://49.media.tumblr.com/8b71f75383d01c9375c63da5a04b5c5a/tumblr_ns0g0lwj0x1rbrhnko1_500.gif
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/–uiOfh4l-XE/USYuM9DoxAI/AAAAAAAABbs/7eou9avfyTI/s1600/b43c5_funny-animal-gifs-animal-gifs-derpnotic.gif
http://search.it.online.fr/covers/wp-content/Amaya_Gonzalez_Reyes,_YO,_2010.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KuJ-Pdtb_tQ/Tp-mHOE3puI/AAAAAAAABDY/96GTBY9i_tg/s1600/h_in_sun_redgiant_03.gif
So….looks like shit got weird after I switched bars.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/256fcca6cc71a10299c1529f9ac141a4/tumblr_ntad5gDjAy1s0wwqso1_500.gif
http://akhil.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/shithappens-300×262.gif
http://stuffpoint.com/funny-gif/image/376086-funny-gif-meanwhile.gif
THATSMYFAULTOVERTHEREJUSTLIKEEVERYTHINGABOUTTHECATACLYSMICSUCKITUDEOFTHISANDEVERYOTHERFILMIVEEVERBEENASSOCIATEDWITH
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1251240/homer-simpson-evolution-o.gif
dammit
http://i2.wp.com/bitcast-a-sm.bitgravity.com/slashfilm/wp/wp-content/images/George-Lucas-C-3PO-700×300.jpg
Hmmm…
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1251240/homer-simpson-evolution-o.gif
http://45.media.tumblr.com/db13be42cae19682e53c0c9bcf147b1c/tumblr_nejc7w86NH1snmmclo1_500.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2272485/homer-evolution-o.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1212035/crazy-cat-o.gif
http://49.media.tumblr.com/71741396c57fb714b5055d811bfd1777/tumblr_ne41iw4mlZ1sjtac3o1_500.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A
http://45.media.tumblr.com/618235dd0ad770554cc6918679f7681e/tumblr_nxi7plsEYv1s702q2o8_400.gif
These are just motion-capture captures that capture motion!
Nighty night
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17w5rhez8swchgif/original.gif
http://45.media.tumblr.com/1a974c281a8511d6a67453f7a54134c3/tumblr_nhvmerqUFN1u66brso1_500.gif
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c8676d88b7e6b1c8a890a7e3ab25a119/tumblr_n3k6erzfIx1sqt68to1_500.jpg
Becuase. Naturulay.
maybe this too
This is also OK
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/549/784/97f.gif
dafuqsrongwityall
http://b.pcc3.fubar.com/02/02/3312020/1441659896.gif
Damn good shot.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/9389f8942badce7807a5c81d3eab1e1b/tumblr_nekdfp7sjF1qb9y67o1_500.gif
http://49.media.tumblr.com/79904415ab5e2ec4ad6bc7364f3eace3/tumblr_nenvdw38hv1s3rlr2o1_400.gif
http://moejackson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kate-upton-gif-from-the-other-woman-trailer-2.gif
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/f/f0/Dafuq_meme.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131123142556
sup
The Phantom Menace is only the second-worst film of all time.
Attack Of The Clones makes The Phantom Menace look like Citizen Kane.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a7074f82491a3210cde9d7902a55a050/tumblr_nemv331Ajx1qzwe1to1_1280.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/18a0913595106ccf236ad0e1605e1b0f/tumblr_na2bleNUR91qgjplzo1_500.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/5523ed8625f1c60d346626a11a6235c5/tumblr_ns3ijfH2jp1qe31u3o1_1280.jpg
Genocide seems reasonable, then.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/10bf9c23205ae11ca28fcc548482d452/tumblr_ntgq6eeKDU1r4w8k5o1_1280.jpg
It is what it is.
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/pile-skulls-11948804.jpg
Supply and demand work best on a skull-based economy.
dis is r next planet smgdmfh
http://mars.nasa.gov/images/mars-globe-valles-marineris-enhanced.jpg
http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbc0vrIZDn1qh7gfao1_500.gif
IT IS NOT CONCEIVABLE TO ME THAT THERE ARE SUCH GRAMMARIAN REJECTS HERE
http://41.media.tumblr.com/b3d921fd417f86b35ee63ce90daeddc8/tumblr_nf7vtljmzA1t1ndr5o1_1280.jpg
Ivory poachers, collectors, and sellers suck.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/711a271ddffd988dab8a536b1f043202/tumblr_ntfibyRsT41tumwmdo1_1280.jpg
THEN AFTER THEY BREAK THROUGH THE DOOR THE GIANT FORCEFIELD ROBOTS JUST COME OUT AND SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING AFTER QUIGON AND OBI-WAN HAVE FLED THE SCENE
WITH SUPER FAST RUNNING POWERS NEVER EXPLAINED ONCE THE UNEXPLAINED GIANT SHOOTY ROBOTS INEXPLICABLY PROTECT THEMSELVES.
dafuq
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060610060514/starwars/images/2/2f/Droidekapromo.jpg
THEY TASTE LIKE SOUR KAFFIR CHILLI AND BASIL BRING IT
http://41.media.tumblr.com/ed9cc0ed029a217947bca7345db2e180/tumblr_ntgk7xJwnr1s2lfoto5_r1_1280.jpg
SO AFTER THEY INCAPACITATE THE SILVER C-3P0 BY ACCEPTING ITS TEA THEY JUST SORT OF CUT THEIR WAY THROUGH METER-THICK STEEL DOORS WITH THEIR LIGHTSABERS WHEN THE COLORED ODOROUS GAS BEGINS TO PERMEATE THE ROOM WITHOUT EXPLANATION
http://i.stack.imgur.com/LLqhv.gif
THIS IS COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE BY THE WAY