AP’s “More NFC East Action Than You Can Shake A Stick At!” Open Thread

Dal @ Was: Thursday and Sunday featured wondrous Hail Mary’s, brain-shattering upsets, fingernail-biting excitement, win-streak-extending blow-outs, a clearly inferior team beating the Giants in overtime and some other things. If you want more of that this evening, boy/girl, did you ever come to the wrong place! Quite frankly, I question your judgement. The Slurs are 5-1 at home because they get a lot of support from their obviously racist fan base. It’s called math-look it up. That being said, if the Slurs can contain the running game that would mean that a certain washed-up, turnover-prone, in-over-his-head, doesn’t-know-what-he’s-doing, never-will-be-a-starter-again, stares-at-his-first-option, win-less-at-this-point, will-fumble-at-some-point, dump-pass-loving Matt Cassell will have to be a difference-maker. [snorts]

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If I can’t function I should stop fucking posting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTY78K_t84c

Sill Bimmons

I WISH YOU ALL CARED ABOUT HATING GEORGE LUCAS AS MUCH AS I DO BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR BLIND SPOTS

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Sill Bimmons

24-2 GVFA

Beerguyrob

I think of it like my grandfather:
– he gave me some wonderful gifts (the first three)
– he drove for longer than he should have (the prequels)
– someone took his keys (Disney)
– and now someone else drives the car (JJ Abrams)

Romonobyl

WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO and YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWW!!!!!! Just what Dallas needed, a meaningless win to screw up next season’s draft. BRILLIANT!

Moonbatting Average

Congrats!!!

Sill Bimmons
WCS

A new form of psychological torture the CIA and DIA are developing.

Sill Bimmons

Replicants.

Sill Bimmons

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS FAT FUCKING IDIOT KNOW WHERE THE CLONE PLANET IS AND NOT FUCKING YODA

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Sill Bimmons

OH WAIT

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makeitsnowondem

lady snow: It’s a kronut! (Ed: She means krogan, from Mass Effect, and knows she means krogan)
me: No, it’s that guy from Revenge of the Sith. The guy in the diner.
lady snow: It’s a kronut!
me: The guy Obi-Wan takes the dart to, and the guy’s like “it’s Kaminoan” and holy shit the prequels really were just awful.
lady snow: No, he looks like a kronut.

Sill Bimmons

/sigh

Senor Weaselo

The Kurgan? But we already talked about Highlander!

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Sill Bimmons
Recovery Whiskey

Silly ending to a shitty game. Good night stalwarts

Sill Bimmons

BECAUSE ONCE THEY INEXPLICABLY GAIN ACCESS TO THE DONUT SHIP NOBODY ASKS THEM WHY THE FUCK THEYRE THERE THEY JUST DECIDE TO GAS THEM IMMEDIATELY

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DAFUQ

Senor Weaselo

Sill needs Machete Order. Because if we gave him a machete we’d hear about him on the news.

Sill Bimmons
Senor Weaselo

In fairness, you could just be yelling and swinging your machete at nothing in particular.

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Sill Bimmons

That is PRECISELY what I’m currently doing.

makeitsnowondem

Nine seconds left. Not letting lady snow leave this couch. I will see a game-winning hook-and-lateral this season.

WCS

Watch DJax return this 80 yards and to kill the clock.

Gratliff

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Moonbatting Average

Is it safe yet?

King Hippo

YES

Senor Weaselo

Aww man…

Old School Zero

Aww, man. Fuck you, Santa. Eat a dick, you fat bastard, I wanted that tie.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are you leaving a dick out for Santa?

Old School Zero

TWO OF THEM!

AND NO SAUCES!

Sill Bimmons

thank god lets get back to star wars

WCS

Go figure.

The Maestro

$20 says he shanks this. BLEERGH DEMANDS A TIE

The Maestro

fuck you bleergh

Recovery Whiskey

Cleveland ending incoming

Recovery Whiskey

Nope

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Come on Cassel, show me the pick six I called for an hour ago.

Sill Bimmons
The Maestro

HE’S GONNA MISS

makeitsnowondem

I don’t even know anymore. Bailey could kick a 70-yard field goal with lady snow watching and I wouldn’t be surprised.

Senor Weaselo

The NFC East division will be decided by the College Football Playoff.

Gratliff

CHIP KELLY PLAYOFF GAME IMMINENT

Can we give the NFC east playoff berth to Tampa?

makeitsnowondem

Holy fuckin’ shit.

King Hippo

THE LUCKIEST OF WHITEHEADS

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of scorching hot taeks were suddenly silenced.

Moonbatting Average

Fuck the garage, I’m hiding under the deck. She can’t find me there

Sill Bimmons

BACK TO THE STAR WARSES I MEAN COULD ANYONE HAVE ANTICIPATED THE MIASMA OF WHALESHIT THAT AWAITED US WHEN WE WENT TO SEE THE MOST ANTICIPATED FILM IN THE HISTORY OF TIME AND WERE INTRODUCED TO THIS FUCKING CRAWL

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Sill Bimmons

THEN WERE INTRODUCED TO THE MOST BORING AND INCONSEQUENTIAL SEQUENCE OF EVENTS IN ACTUAL OR IMAGINED HUMAN HISTORY WHO IS ASKING FOR PERMISSION TO LAND ON THIS PARTICULAR DONUT SHIP AND WHY ARE ALL THE OTHER DONUT SHIPS IN THIS FRAME SUDDENLY GONE WHEN JAKE LLOYD FINALLY FINDS HIS KID-SIZED HAT AND GOGGLES AND MERCIFULLY LEADS US TO THE END

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Senor Weaselo

RED DEAD REDEMPTIONDOWN

/Possibly racist

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy tits

The Maestro

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He’s still a dumb fucking cunt.

Old School Zero

THE TIE COULD STILL HAPPEN!

THERE IS A SATAN!

Recovery Whiskey

Hahahahha

Moonbatting Average

I’m going back to the garage because I’m scared of what my wife will do if the Skins tie it

WCS

You’re about to find out.

King Hippo

TOO LATE

Gratliff

They’re going to win by hitting bitches?

Recovery Whiskey

So Dallas messed this up by scoring the games first TD

Gratliff

You know Washington’s going to end this drive with a FG attempt

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As disappointing as the Raiders loss was yesterday, this week has been a reminder of how happy I should be I don’t root for the Browns, Lions, [*Redacted] s…

King Hippo

yeah, you guys have still come a long way. And shit, the Redacteds still seem to be operating under the delusion that Cousins might actually be the solution. And Snyder’s a long way from dead.

Senor Weaselo

INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD EVEN IF IT WAS IN THE 1ST MINUTE OF THE GAME

Gratliff

“They let them score” /4 [*Redacted] s get dragged to the end zone

Old School Zero

Touch… down?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dum dum dum dum dum

The Maestro

Joseph Smith-style football, y’all!

Sill Bimmons

welp