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Dal @ Was: Thursday and Sunday featured wondrous Hail Mary’s, brain-shattering upsets, fingernail-biting excitement, win-streak-extending blow-outs, a clearly inferior team beating the Giants in overtime and some other things. If you want more of that this evening, boy/girl, did you ever come to the wrong place! Quite frankly, I question your judgement. The Slurs are 5-1 at home because they get a lot of support from their obviously racist fan base. It’s called math-look it up. That being said, if the Slurs can contain the running game that would mean that a certain washed-up, turnover-prone, in-over-his-head, doesn’t-know-what-he’s-doing, never-will-be-a-starter-again, stares-at-his-first-option, win-less-at-this-point, will-fumble-at-some-point, dump-pass-loving Matt Cassell will have to be a difference-maker. [snorts]
AP’s “More NFC East Action Than You Can Shake A Stick At!” Open Thread
So missed field goal?
Nailed it.
Am I that far behind?
guess not lol
So the computer didn’t break! Thank goodness.
I stopped watching at halftime, so I have no idea how in the hell Sean Lee has 11 fantasy points and Dez has none.
Oh, wait…Matt Cassell. That’s right.
IF I MAY CONTINUE ABOUT GEO LUCAS STAR WARS ET AL WHY THE FUCK WAS RETURN OF THE JEDI TWO SEPARATE FILMS ITS AS IF THE REAL FILMMAKERS ON THE JOB WERE LIKE LOOK LETS HAVE AN AWESOME JEDI/EMPIRE TATTOOINE BATTLE THAT FOLLOWED THE DESTRUCTION OF JABBAS SAIL BARGE AND THEN CONTINUE THE AMAZING HOTH SCENE IN A SEPARATE FILM AND LUCAS WAS LIKE NAH LETS GO WITH THE TEDDY BEARS IN THE FOREST
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God dammit. The one night I do a rant and Sill’s is still better than mine.
sorry for the twitter rant
you didn’t do that
Wait!
Are you Donald Trump!?!?
You got my girlfriend freaking out you DICK!!!!
make it snow is EVERYONE
What, does she own Amazon stock?
Muslim…she is legitimately terrified she is going to end up in a camp…
She won’t. As much as Trump worries me for his unparalleled potential to incite street violence, he’ll never be President.
SEE THE THING ABOUT DEMOCRACY IS THAT IT’S OVERRATED AND FASCISM IS ACTUALLY GOOD. YOU SHEEPLE NEED TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT THIS IS AMERICA’S CENTURY RIGHT NOW
I see the Rangers-Nationals game is going exactly as planned.
I HOPE THERE IS ANOTHER FIELD GOAL
God yes. We should have overtime, just to punish Dallas and Washington fans.
Sounds great! Sign me up!
+1 mothers’ little helper
vvvvvvv reply fail vvvvvvv
Drove out to the Ghetto sheetz…apparently Ted Koppel is on Coast to Coast AM and telling people to stock pile hair to trade with Amish people in the advent that ISIL fires an EMP in the upper atmosphere….
Or I could be tripping balls…not sure which…someone check….
This game is atrocious. Yesterday was so good, and now this donkey punch. Yet here I am, watching.
It’s like we feel we owe them for yesterday, maybe?
GODDAMMIT YOU NITWITS CAN’T YOU SEE THAT A HALLOWED TRADITION HAS BEEN SULLIED AND TRAMPLED AND WHORED OUT AND THIS IS WHAT WE ARE LEFT WITH OF COURSE I AM TALKING ABOUT THIS PERVERSION OF THE GAME OF FOOTBALL I’M NOT TROLLING SILL AT ALL
He’s averaging TWO YARDS A CARRY, Gruden. At what point do you stop fellating him?!
OLD SCHOOL ZERO; YOU NO LIKE BELGIAN WAFFLE JOKE?!?!?
BELGIAN WAFFLE JOKE!
BELGIAN WAFFLE JOKE!
BELGIAN WAFFLE JOKE!
BELGIAN WAFFLE JOKE!
BELGIAN WAFFLE JOKE!
BELGIAN WAFFLE JOKE!
I DO!
I DO!
I DO!
I DO!
I DO!
I DO!
I DO!
I DO!
I DO!
make it snow’s current twitter rant against trump is more entertaining and educational than this game.
Well, this shit show of a game has given me the opportunity to finish a Flag Gods post. And let me tell you, I like this one.
is it BEERGH or BLEERGH we must know
I’d rather watch this game than the Point Break remake.
Shit, I would re-watch this game every night this week first.
+57 THERE, MY MAN!!
Claymation Lily is annoying as fuck. Someone had to say it.
She needs claymation Trey and Matt to show up and do things
This game ends with 3 FGs in OT.
6-9
Hehe.
Now we just need 420 yards of total offence for the circle to be complete.
What is this “off-fence” of which you speak?
Fine. I’ll watch until the end of this drive.
Also, I don’t get why it’s illegal to have a non-clear handbag, but you can totally wear a helmet to watch the game.
AND you can wear pants. Pants are just a non-clear handbag you wrap around your genitalia ,, ppl forget that
A helmet does hide tampons from view better.
Mike Carey just weighed in and said that pizza is a sandwich.
All pizzas are open-faced sandwiches NO ONE DENIES THIS
Also, thinly sliced smoked duck is magical on pizza. Even just a little.
Or even a lot.
That sounds fantastic. I bet confited duck leg would be good too…
It’s super good, but I’ve used it sort of like anchovies–a little here or there to salt/fat it up. It’s waffer theen so it nearly melts away and just flavors everything else. It’s exceeded my improvisational hopes for having it on pizza.
There’s a place in Houston with a duck confit pizza that is amazeballs.
Never had it as a pizza or sandwich at Le Petit Canard.
You can get that in Oregon? FUCK IT, I will rob a bank or ten, I movin’ there.
You come to Portland, and I will make you pizza, give you beer/cocktails, and watch football. THAT’S A PROMISE.
I mean, do you even remember Attack Of The Clones?
When you said, “The first one was so unbelievably retarded, how can the second one be any worse?”
And then it was?
I mean, like SO MUCH FUCKING WORSE?
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Attack of the Clones without Hayden Christensen acting is a very watchable movie.
Shame about that hour of the running time.
And everything that came before and after.
The clones saved the Jedi, they attached the wasp dudes. The title makes no sense.
NONE OF IT MAKES ANY SENSE
Remember this game on a dreary Monday in June.
Bold prediction: this game ends on a Matt Cassell pick 6
I’m gonna raise you and say it ends on a Kirk Cousins pick-six.
Cassel pick, followed by a Matt Jones fumble, followed by a McFadden fumble, followed by everyone giving up, taking their ball and going home.
Man, I’m glad I expected the Skins to blow out Dallas.
The only thing the Skins ever blow out is knees.
And racial sensitivity
Yeah, I’ma sit on the couch with my buddy and watch another man shave. Totes not gay at all.
Depends on what he’s shaving.
That is fucking great…. so to speak.
Moose, who was the redhead in the gif you posted 15 minutes ago?
It was a cat.
That was the JPG!
A beautiful actress Emily Browning?
Yatta! Danke.
I know what my nightmares shall contain tonight!
For anyone still watching Dallas tied it 6-6
DON’T CAAAAAAAAAAARE
If you can’t recognize George Lucas as the fuckwit who took your childhood memories and flushed them down a fucking honeybucket…
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BEING MODERATED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One of the Winslows should dedicate his life to finding Witten catches to overturn and get him under 1000
Carl would suffice
Oh man. Belgian-style Christmas ale. So good.
YOU NO LIKE BELGIAN WAFFLE JOKE?!?!?
It is 9:30. I will leave the game on while I brush my teeth. NO MORE.
That won’t get the taste of this game out of your mouth.
10pm Zymm “One bourbon will help me fall asleep”
My toothpaste is actually super tasty.
You know you won;t sleep anyway, just wondering what is happening.
Here, Sill. Just for you.
THIS GAME IS VERY EXCITING. I SHALL PURCHASE THE PRODUCTS OF ALL THE ADVERTISERS.
BLEERGH <3 CasselVANIA
When you first sat down for The Phantom Menace, do you remember how you felt?
When this fucking happened with John Williams fanfare FUCKING BLARING
Uh, wut?
Taxation…of…trade…routes…?
What the motherFUCKING fuck?
Is this Star Wars or a Senate committee meeting?
Mitochlrorians filibusted the quorum
Episode I
The Menacing Benghazi
Episode XIII The Ewoks Invoke the Congressional Review Act to Undo Executive Action
Episode IX: The Sith Invokes Cloture
Episode XX: The Coruscant Park Closure Review
Why would I ever go see a movie every person in the universe said was fucking terrible?
Because you were 20 when The Phantom Menace was released?
True story. When the scroll appeared, I heard a hush mummering like the audience was reading it to themselves to see if they were reading it correctly.
I try to block out everything from episode I that wasn’t the climactic lightsaber fight. Duel of the Fates on top of Darth Maul remains the hottest of shit.
People will say, “What? Who? Where?”
“What trade routes?”
“When has this ever been established as a point of conflict?”
Then….
“Where is Naboo and why do I care?”
“Why is this racist cartoon rabbit leading us away from our target?”
“Was this written by a human?”
et&c…
Injuries galore on this turf. Or maybe players on two dead-end teams just getting an early start on the holidays.
B(L)EERGH SHALL REASSERT HIS DOMINANCE
Went away for an hour. I see I missed puntkakkee?
Quinton Dunbar has played at corner since September, and had his first career interception in the Giants game last week. He’s actually been playing pretty damn well at the position, which is incredibly impressive seeing as corner is a position that usually takes a couple seasons for people to get used to playing at the pro level, even when they played the spot in college. Also, his name starts with ‘Q’ which is one of my favorite letters. Go Quinton!
And his last name is of one the most historic high schools in DC.
MY ANGER AT YOU FUCKWITS KNOWS AS MANY BOUNDS AS GEORGE LUCAS
PLEASE JOIN MY RAGEGASM
[continues to sit quietly in the corner]
/shakes fist in front yard
Speaking of Idris Elba, Luther special event next week on BBC/America! That show is so fucking good.
Holy shit I never realize how fucking expense pizza delivery has gotten…
I just want a Cheese Pizza without risking a DUI…apparently that is almost $20….
Dough == Dough
Diarrhea Until Interception
Oh and for those who don’t know where my name is from, this is my favorite BC monologue.
Given my dad would walk through in the room during this sketch or the virtual buddy one growing up
Mmmmmm… was your dad Mario, the 45 year old Montreal imbecile I had a fling with when I was 13?
I’m sure all those flocking to the fleshpots of Bangkok are there for the food.
Probably better than your dad laughing a little too hard at “Daddy drank”
The lesbian softball team manager sketch is my favourite BC.
“It had attitude.”
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