Johnny “Hasn’t Screwed Up In 7+ Days, Let’s Give Him A Chance” Manziel gets the start against the Niners! There’s your footed-ball news. Tonight there’s some other sports on just like there usually is. In the icy business the Wings/Caps looks like a good one and the Blues, Stars and Sens are also lacing up. In the NBA the fun and undefeated Warriors look to keep on rolling against the Pacers. The Jimmy V. Classic has the #14 West Virginny Track Pants up against UVA. The Huggins force turnovers like bananas and the Younger Cavs don’t. I’m intrigued. Later on 7-1 Maryland plays 5-2 UConn. There’s also a battle going on in The America’s most embarrassing state, Florida! The 6-1 Gators meet 7-1 The U. Unless you count a guy in a wife beater spitting terbaccy joose into an empty Bud Lite can, there is no NASCAR this evening. ENJOY!
It’s now Wednesday morning. MAY I STILL STAND HERE?
Well I guess I’m two hours late:
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Belay that: FOUR HOURS LATE
Maybe late, but you came bearing gifts and that’s what counts.
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BRING IT SKATEBOARDERS!
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Wait; are ‘skate boarders’ just tenants who just try to avoid paying the rent?
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“Let’s go to the strip club.” they said. “I know of one with no cover charge.” he said.
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Spectremam, Peeky Blinders edition?
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Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love…
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Sciency types: has anyone ever tried centrifugal distillation?
Science Schmience. Let’s just assume Jesus did it and move on.
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On the job training?
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Is she preparing to pee?
It’s called a “Tokyo sunrise.”
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Dookie V irritates me.
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I made a tissue-ghost/voodoo doll with the name of a poorly engineered database written on it a while ago. I had occasion to play hackysack with it today. It’s good that I spent some time teaching, because when I go “HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT!?” to myself, I know that in the context of the people who built that shit, the answer is “HUH?”
UVA flips the script on WVU in the second half, rallying from a 13-point deficit to win, 70-54.
WVU just couldn’t hit the sun from Mercury in the second, and sort of came unglued. These are the signs of a young team, which they very much are. UVA, on the other hand, is a talented and experienced squad.
Huggs might have a couple of guys walk back to Morganhole after this. Oh, well. Honestly, they needed to be humbled a bit. They’re not the 14th ranked team in the country. They benefited from starting 7-0, and other schools losing in front of them.
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Done grading for one class, but it’s too late to get my drank on. Gotta get up early and write a final exam study guide for my other class. Or get up slightly early and just copy the one from last year…
The latter has been the WCS way for three years!
Drunken exams are the best exams!
I regret that stunt where I heated up some Lagunitas Brown Shugga so much. It’s temporarily (I hope) ruined the beer for me. All I can taste is the flavors that got brought out by heating it up, and it’s awful.
YOU DID WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
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The Ice Cowboys are just an absolute hoc-kee riot on ice. So fun to watch.
One more try:
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I didn’t catch much of ‘Legit’ first run but Netflix’d it and enjoyed hella much.
He is now one of my favorites.
I was kind of surprised when it got cancelled. It was hit or miss at times, but it was a pretty good show. And it’s not like FX ever pulls the plug on a show prematurely, right Donal Logue?
R.I.P. Terriers … so much.
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No matter what else he may end up starring in, to me that guy will always be “Hey, that’s the other guy from Terriers.”
The Pacers score 60 points on the Warriors in the first half…and are down 19.
oh shit, that Bills 30 for 30 is gonna feature Berman. Enthusiam tempered.
So, did you guys hear that UPROXX is hiring???
Place is a sterile fucking wasteland.
Hope that was their goal.
Haven’t been back since I saw the post about these here premises.
Fuxxx ’em.
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Haven’t been on since the Ape-ocalypse. By that time I think I was already spending more time over here than I was there, or at least whatever version of “here” was at that time. I think it was something like FuckJohnnySugarWithASidewaysCrescentWrench.com.
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I was under the impression that once things settles that Trevor and maybe one or two others would end up over here. Anyone keep up with any of them?
No money, no Trevour.
I thought it wasn’t to write but just to shouw up.
Yeah, that’s what I thought too. Maybe not as writers, but as leeching malcontents like the rest of us.
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Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings AS WELL AS Trombone Shorty are playing in Portland this April IN THE SAME CONCERT!
Got DAMN I gotta get tickets to that.
Are, uh, are those bands?
Yes and they probably haven’t been optioned to have their songs appear in any video games yet, unfortunately.
Heyyyyyyyy…
Maybe they are base-ball players?
Recommended by NSZ; they are cool in his time.
I didn’t realize they’d allow that many black people into Portland at one time. I thought it was like a Walking Dead situation where it’s one comes in, one goes out kind of thing.
My god the Warriors are ruthless. 44-28 at the end of the 1st quarter.
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Why do we still use the word “ruthless?”
When you’re a pansy nobody calls you “ruthful.”
It’s just like “disgruntled.”
When you’re happy nobody calls you “gruntled.”
I am frightened of words that have no opposite cognate.
There actually is a word “gruntled.”
grun·tled
ˈɡrən(t)ld/
adjective humorous
pleased, satisfied, and contented.
You just never hear it because of all the postal workers who are not, in fact, gruntled.
Flammable and Inflammable.
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And there is a “ruth” that people often, lack:
ruth
ro͞oTH/
noun archaic
noun: ruth
a feeling of pity, distress, or grief.
Origin: Middle English: from the verb rue1, probably influenced by Old Norse hrygth .
I am aware that both of those words exist.
It’s the fact that they’re never used that causes me concern.
I use “gruntled” quite frequently.
OK, a few times since I found out it was really a word.
Now that I’ve learned “ruth” is a bona fide term, I’m gonna sneak it into conversations with my kids.
Yeah, “ravel” and “unravel” BOTH MEAN THE SAME THING. That worries me more than the lack of ruth or gruntled.
Why is there not more use of “whelmed”? There’s over- and under- , but the actual word is far more interesting than “meh”.
I remember there was a magic hammer named “Whelm” in the White Plume Mountain D&D module.
Also very grateful that NC State is taking the week off for exams!
Gynecologically, exams are very important.
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NOBODY roots for Other Tony Bennett. I mean, just LOOK at that asshole. Then look at the King of Track Suits.
You know in your heart what is right and good.
#GARBAGETWITTER talk
so what’s up with Trillballins?
Goddamn it the pretty girl lost Jeopardy.
Also, Syracuse is playing Colgate and The University of Rochester against Crest looks promising.
Huggy Bear vs. Other Tony Bennett in Madison Square Garden
C’mon, ya fuckshits. Yinz (or should I type “Ya’ll”?) are all Mountaineers tonight! First time since Cousindiddlers and the Disciples of Jefferson have played a basketball game since 1985. That just isn’t right. I wish I was in Charlottesville for this one. 77-71 WVU.
Also, here’s another edition of “That’s So Florida!”
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After witnessing what the Huggins’ did to my Aztecs, I hope they do that to everyone. I think the Aztecs are still trying to in bound the ball.
You’ve got a shiny, new Mountain West Conference football championship to compensate. Rocky Long is one of the greatest unknown football coaches in the country.
Rocky Long is great. I’m glad to have him and his ridiculous defense here in SD but based on the fans around here you wouldn’t believe that to be true. I really hope he can beat Cincy in Hawaii. It’d be a nice cherry on top after the shitty start to the season.
PEAK FLORIDA
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Also, that would be a big NOAP on the Diddlers.
The only way I pull for the Diddlers is if they’re playing the Molesters.
Had one happen like that a couple years ago in my neck of the woods too, only the guy didn’t die.
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