Your Cornucopia Of Late Games Open Thread

Oh wait. It’s just two freaking games. Nevermind.

Oak @ Den: Oakland is progressing just fine right now but it seems to be Denver’s time to shine. In this pass-happy-friendly league what the Bronc’s “No Fly Zone” have accomplished beggars belief. CB’s Talib, Harris Jr. and Roby have yet to allow a 300 yard passer to date. Much of that depends on help from the front seven for sure but hold up a second. These guys have given up only 1 (ONE) TD through the air. Maybe they give up plenty of yards in the slot? Uh, no. There have been only two guys that have done 100 yards receiving versus these super stubborn fly boys. I’m thinking Oakland WR Cooper gets his wings clipped here.

Dal @ GB: Since Wk. 8 QB Rodgers has a 57.5 QB rating.  Everyone and their mother knows that he’s much better than this and that he’ll come out of his funk but I think it would be great for the Boys to take the game and take the lead in the-. Hold up a second-that won’t be funny at all. GO GREEN BAY!

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King Hippo

Halftime adjustments are a bad thing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can’t wait to read all my fellow Raiders fans complaining tomorrow that Musgrave’s playcalling is “too conservative”. It’s all they know.

WCS

You want MORE Brittfar shoved down your throat! YOU GOT IT!

Shogun Marcus

At least it won’t go in that deep. 3-4 maybe?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I counted 7 attempts tonight. I am in WI so it may be high for the national average. I also am sure I missed a few going for cigs

King Hippo

FUCK YOU AGAIN FAVRENIS

Romonobyl

Off to start the jambalaya, see ya’s for the nightcap.

King Hippo

JEEBUS, Denver.

Doktor Zymm

Also, people were super nice to me today, even as a Skins fan. How much of that should I attribute to the fact that I wore my humorous bra? As in, it makes my tits look hilariously large?

Doktor Zymm

It’s realistic enough that people who know me and went to the game with me haven’t said anything, I really think it’s just me who think it’s funny.

Romonobyl

Never argue with success.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

How dare you posit this without a pic? Also, it was 100% your boobs

King Hippo

That was a big impetus for me to lose weight. I never knew if people just liked me for my tits.

Doktor Zymm

You are awesome, and I will confirm that no matter what your tits say 😀 Cheers!

Royal Tenenbaums 2: King Me.

Doktor Zymm

Lady sitting near me. “I was first out of 1100 people on fan duel, I picked the $1 league cause those people who bet $2 know what they’re doing! I bet $1 and mad $75 and now I’m only down less than a hundred for the year!”

Romonobyl

Congrats…and glad to see you’re alive.

Romonobyl

Oh, and I love that concept. I have a friend who spent $50 on lottery tickets, one was good for $30, and he thought he was a winner.

Doktor Zymm

Winner winner chicken carcass!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am like 70% sure it is legal for you to punch her

King Hippo

REALLY nice throw

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wish Roberts had caught it with his hands instead of giving the refs something to think about.

King Hippo

Or giving me a little bit of false hope! Don’t like the idea of asking Brock to do more than manage the game and get into FG position. Stupid Carr, messing up my stress-free buzz.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve been describing Brock Osweiler as a rich man’s Alex Smith.

King Hippo

And adult-sized hands!

King Hippo

BLEERGH emerges from power nap

New Game: pitch an unnecessary 90s nostalgia porn sequel.

Pulp Fiction 2: Pulp Harder.

Sharkbait

TV show but I’m going for it:

Hey Dude: The Breeding Shed.

entropy

Shawshank 2: Shower with the Sisters.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Kingpin 2: Rubber Man Rises

fleshwound_NPG

Big Lebowski 2: Forget About The Fucking Toe

ThePirateSloth

Waterworld 2

I got no witty title, just the thought of a sequel kills braincells

Spanky Datass

The Abyss 2: Deeper, wider, same fishy smell.

entropy

Forrest Gump 2: jumbo pimp.

Romonobyl

Ordinary Peepholes starring Erin Andrews.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Rushmore 2: Shut up you haven’t seen this 17 times

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I say this but Life Aquatic is one of my favorite films

ThePirateSloth

I’m secretly hoping for a Randy Quaid cameo, tying together his real life crazy ass with being abducted by aliens from the first film.

Shogun Marcus

Like somehow his last 20 years were a big Bowfinger?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I thought it was confirmed he would show up. I am not really paying attention to it, but the trailer made me comment

King Hippo

Losing shutout is a bad thing. BOO

fleshwound_NPG

plz id4 part 2 do not suck

entropy

You ask the world, fleshwound.

fleshwound_NPG

Asking Hollywood for one decent summer movie is asking for the world, I suppose.

Doktor Zymm

Cowboys are trailing….SO SAD!!! :(:(:(:(: HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

King Hippo

All going right for the Redacteds, as long as you beat the Iggles head to head, you seem good.

Doktor Zymm

I’m actually in favor of the fourway death fuck, which is highly improbable. All NFC East teams, 7-9, with all tie breakers even. But I can’t ever Cowboys. Never.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It is gonna be terrible, just awful, but I am gonna watch Independence Day 2

King Hippo

The FIRST one was awful.

entropy

True. But that does not prevent it from being wildly enjoyable.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will give you that, still love it.

Hey more 90s nostalgia porn.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

ANNOUNCER: “I’ve never SEEN a quarterback dominate a football game the way Osweiler is doing today! He’s absolutely SLAUGHTERING the Raiders!”

OSWEILER: [leads 12-0 at halftime]

entropy

God help me but I loved Independence Day, and I will probably love the shit outta this sequel.

Doktor Zymm

HEYA! RUN OR PASS AND SCORE WE WANT A LOT MORE!

Fight on, fight on, t’ll the end of the early games when you have won, sons of Washington.

Lots of nice people. Bears fans are so much better than ___________

ThePirateSloth

You’re alive! YAY

entropy

No bail requests, no riots…. you disappoint me.

King Hippo

We imagined hearing your shrieks of anger and joy several times. All’s well in the end.

laserguru

Guess I better head to the kitchen.
Making fettucine alfredo with some pancetta and garlic bread.
Get out mah way!

Sharkbait

That sounds awesome.

ThePirateSloth

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King Hippo

I made a turkey breast yesterday. Mmmmm, leftovers.

fleshwound_NPG

I at least gave Katie Nolan’s show a real honest try her first season, and sort of liked her a bit, but not watching anymore.

Still have not watched a single second of Cowherd.

A sterling silver mic. Fuck that guy.

entropy

She is honestly incredibly beautiful in real life. Her show kinda sucks, but she’s amazing.

fleshwound_NPG

If only she was not from BAAWWWSTAAAAHHHN

entropy

I met her on the PATH train from NYC to Hoboken. I forgive her terrible roots.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I listen to mostly sports radio, his show seems to be always on. I want to stab him in the eye every second I accidentally listen to him when I start up my car

Croooow

I thought Katie’s speeches on the Cowboys and Hardy were excellent.
And she had an awesome rant on Peter King last year.

entropy

I enjoyed the whole “garbage human” thing about Hardy, but now I’m gonna have to hunt down this PK thing.

Croooow
Romonobyl

Welp… this game sucks, guess I’ll go over to Brazzers and crank one out.

Sharkbait

MOAR ROGERS ON ROGERS ACTION!

entropy

The hero in Detroit last Thursday night? This is the same ref group?

Romonobyl

Colin Cowherd is over-compensating with that microphone.

Bortleback

Does he actually have a lisp, or is his sterling silver microphone just shit at being a microphone?

WCS

He’s overcompensating with a Lego brick.

fleshwound_NPG

FUCK COWHERD

entropy

I wish I could like this more.

Croooow

He’s like that bitter twerp who resents all athletes because he’s never gotten over getting cut from his junior high whiffle ball team.

entropy

“Didn’t I cut you already?”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I should hate the Packers more than the Cowboys as a Bears fan in Wisconsin. It isn’t happening. I hate the Cowboys more. I grew up when the Packers were bad and there was more Cowboys gear than Packers, so I am ok with it.

entropy

Yeah, Troy, Rodgers kept the play alive by drawing the penalty.

Romonobyl

He’s a regular Tom Brady that guy…

WCS

He makes more money in a year than you and I will ever make combined in our lifetimes for that kind of insight and analysis.

Romonobyl

Rodgers handles wet balls well.

ThePirateSloth
entropy

That Dallas coach REALLY wanted to slap the corner’s ass. He was on the field for that shit.

fleshwound_NPG

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King Hippo

HAWT

Bortleback

Classy stuff

WCS

O AN HE SEXY

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pleez let that be a fotochop

Romonobyl

Too bad he couldn’t catch things as well as his mom.

King Hippo

OH NOES, Demaryius done got Romonobyled

JustStopDude

I really wish they would just flip a goddamn coin every time there is a challenge like this…

It seems more logical than what they are doing now…

fleshwound_NPG

#whatisacatch

Shogun Marcus

STILL. NAWT. A. CATCH. DEZ.
YOU DIDN’T GET THE THING HE SENTCHA.

King Hippo

Totes just trolling Dez.

Shogun Marcus

Maybe a little. Pretty sure I’d have another mental disorder if I was him. WAS THAT A CATCH? IS THIS MY SHOE? WHY CAN’T I FIND A SATISFYING BURRITO? WHO’S DOING MY MOM NOW? …so many questions.

King Hippo

WOW, can’t believe we didn;t just run and set up the FG!

Romonobyl

That Galaxy Gear headset looks pretty cool. I think I’ll wear that on my next long drive.

JustStopDude

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entropy

My favorite thing about chop saws is their tendency to grip and rip the cast off material. This guy’s getting faced with that brick in 3 seconds.

WCS

Safety is Priority #1

Shogun Marcus

Dumb but serious question. How the fuck can a movie be nominated for things if it hasn’t even come out yet?

Romonobyl

Best trailer?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

100 70 year old’s get the movie first

entropy

Review screeners. That guy Warren Ellis whose quotes I put up from time to time is one of the folks that get ’em and he is openly campaigning for Hateful Eight and Revenant screeners.

Shogun Marcus

Transmetropolitan. Crooked Little Vein. Wonderful creations.

fleshwound_NPG

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John Difool

#WetBallz

theeWeeBabySeamus

If one wishes to be happy, one must powder their ballz.
Words to live by.

King Hippo

About time for another Donks FG, all the late afternoon scoring there shall ever be!

King Hippo

oh, the Packers scored? Totally missed that. Opiates WOO

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just wanna point out that you’re missing NCSU beating USF by 23 pts.
A team which we SHOULD be beating by about 50.

We suck ass, dude.

King Hippo

Shit, I forget to bring in the paper this morning. Why do we insist on playing on NFL Sundays?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Why are we playing on NFL sundays????
Did you not just hear me mention that we suck ass????

King Hippo

Yes, but I like to complain.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO.
Then NCSU/USF is like a wet dream on Christmas morning.

Seriously….no fear of losing in spite of playing like warmed over ass.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My bad, I didn’t post pics when they actually scored. My bad. Sorry

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Department of redundancy Department open for business

fleshwound_NPG

wet balls wet balls wet balls wet balls wet balls wet balls wet balls wet balls

King Hippo

Rodgers sure takes the assdickery of his OL and WRs (and coaching) with a fuckton of grace.

Sharkbait

He’s used to a ton of assdickery.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Imagine if he had any of those. He would be unstoppable. I refuse to imagine because that means 10 more years of him kicking the Bears ass

fleshwound_NPG

Aaron Rodgers sucking dot gif dot internet

Romonobyl

You Nacho fans have your buttfumble, but we Cowpokes have our beloved legacies as well.
NEVAH FORGET!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-B9r6R5zpI-I/UrJd84TM8MI/AAAAAAAABM0/sH2z9qsUVkE/s1600/CowboysFumble.gif

Sharkbait

Why was he holding again?

Bortleback

He was the backup at the time

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I thought he was starting, he held because that was his job when he was a backup

Bortleback

Upon further review/wikipedia research, I’m full of shit. Disregard.

What lunatic has their starting quarterback hold for field goals?!

Romonobyl

Actually, he was the starting QB at the time. This was his first playoff game, and loss.

ThePirateSloth

This never ever gets old for me.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Jesus, these announcers in the Raiders game sure do love the Broncos. I’ve seen fewer horses getting their dicks sucked at a Tijuana rodeo.