No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed upon you by the heads that are talking? No? I knew that you’re the sort of commentariat that wouldn’t fall for that sort of thing.
NYJ @ Dal: Here’s a sentence you don’t see very often, The Jets are clearly the better team in this game. Whoa. I don’t know what you did/are doing Todd Bowles but I do know there will be hell to pay in the next life. The record for TD’s in a season for Jets QB’s is 29-the Fitz is at 25. He’s washed almost all the Buffalo off him and is looking fine. He’s got to be the poster boy for the “that system just wasn’t right for him” Narrative. Either that or this season is a one-off and Houston doesn’t really deserve the 6th round pick that they’re getting for dumping him. This is hard to type-INJURED TONY ROMO IS THE LEAGUE MVP! The Cowboys have fallen from 7th in yds. per game to 29th. As far as points per game are concerned they’ve gone from 29.2 down to 17.7. Enjoy the game folks.
AAAAAND we’re off!
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Place your bets
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SBIB
THAT JUST DOES NOT ADD UP!!
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I’ve been in classrooms like that one. I always wondered how they thought that was a more effective way of getting the material taught.
I’m at that happy little spot where one is not too drunk to be shithoused, but just drunk enough for everything is just fine. What am I doing in this state? Watching Band of Brothers, because I apparently I don’t allow myself to be in a good mood.
Ha ha! Nice choice. Enjoy that sweet spot!
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Make it snow is doing some hilarious Star Wars shit on Twitter right now.
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Guanzhou is winning 1-0 early in the third place game of the Club World Cup in Japan.
Yes, I’m watching it live.
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That’s a place in China, not Japan.
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They are playing a Japanese team?
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The show The Love Boat and how it predicted the future.
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There is SO much going on in that picture…
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Are her areolas really that small or were they photoshopped out?
h
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Also see the one I posted earlier.
Still can’t tell. Will need further evidence…
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Damn! Maybe they are…
Excellent work, Moose!
Very pink…. brings back some memories of past women….
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If that doesn’t get Martin out, nothing will.
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Good evening, Emily:
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Swimming!
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Sweet!
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Yum yum
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Still laughing.
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LOVE me some Magic Sam; give it a try:
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*no homo
The second song is great.
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Does it still count as hair of the dog if you start at 23:00? I haven’t been this hungover since grad school.
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I realize she’s only 20, but I just get the feeling it would not be a good idea to cross her. A knife in the back would leave a mark.
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She definitely has crazy eyes, which makes her even more attractive in my opinion.
Cue the graph!
Yeah, she’s beautiful IMO. I just would be polite.
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Good night all.
Good luck Fozz.
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Now he can watch football:
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NSFW:
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That’s wonderful.
DAMN.
A study in the properties of buoyancy.
The JV footbaw is close. Go Cajuns?
I don’t know who to root for… to lose??
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Jets…win? Again? The hell is happening? This really is leading to the ultimate heartbreaker of missing the playoffs at 11-5 on the conference record tiebreaker, isn’t it?
That would be a very Jets thing to do.
That would mean a win against the P*ts.
It would be even worse if they effectively handled the Patriots.
welp
“Kellen Moore does the right thing…”
Well yes, that throw did certainly improve Dallas’s draft position.
WINNING SEASON BITCHES!
WOO!
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ca we watch somethig else? i am on th edge of hammered, m wife is asleep, i am not gonna try a ‘hey, what’s this?’ with her, an dI’m not sleepy
DO IT.
JV football on ESPN!
Riddick on FXX?
MOORECEPTION!
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The Lord is my shepherd! There is nothing I shall -holy hell please give me.
I don’t think Kellen can throw more than like 20 yards
Wait, he CAN, it’s just like Toonces’ driving
i have neve reen to texas and i’m not sad about htat
You chose wisely.
First FG by a pregnant kicker in NFL history, or he’s so fucking hungry he wants nothing to do with delaying his postgame feast with overtime.
fuck your fucking weak ass honky golf analogies
Fozz went the Ricky route tonight.
Hey, Bullock did a good!
FAT SANCHEZ SAVES THE DAY!!
dammit
I’m back, and I got to change my first tire!
What, like, ever?
Are you 17?
Yeah, cousin had a flat and didn’t realize it until he was about to leave. And I’m slightly older than that, mid-20s.
/Realized he wrote that… hmm.
Wait, is that a euphemism or did you actually perform automotive maintainance?