Your Sunday Nighter Open Thread

Ari @ Phi: The Iggles are fighting for that “we’re just barely better than you” title that is the NFC East championship. Arizona? They’ve got the top down, the music is pumping and all of  QB Carson’s balls are in the air like he just don’t care. Go Cards!

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litre_cola

Already swearing at TV quite loud. Dog has left my side due to said yelling. “Fuck cross eyes who the fuck was that to? “scared him off

King Hippo

what if his eyes go uncrossed?

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Falls down a well, eyes go crossed, gets leveled by a lineman, eyes go back. I dunno.

Sill Bimmons

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Zach Ertz!

Zach Ertz who?

Something something, something something Zach Ertz!

King Hippo

NACHO TIME!

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Sam Bradford’s hurt, the sun rises in the east…

Gratliff

rdls;fkjadkajf;LKFJ AFA:OIUFAFSIJOFDIU:ODIJO(D

blaxabbath

I like seeing Sam Bradforf get hit.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Zach Ertz and Ha Ha Clinton-Dix should really be teammates.

blaxabbath

Damn. Sam Bradford MVP candidate?

WCS

In the WIP world, one completion should get you in the Hall of Fame, one incompletion should get you shot into Jupiter.

John Difool

Most Valuable Pima ?

Gratliff

Gonna be one of those defense optional affairs

blaxabbath

ARI’s D has gotten gashed on the open drives quite a few times this season.

Sill Bimmons

They’re still running that stupid Chip Kelly play clock?

Cockslobbering morons.

Senor Weaselo

Shouldn’t it just be 40-what the play clock is? IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT, PEOPLE?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Thanks a lot, Denver’s defense. I needed you to contain Ben Roethlisberger and Antonio Brown, instead you let them run wild for almost 60 points. YOU SUCK BRONCOS I HATE YOU MORE THAN I ALREADY DID!

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I don’t think a single Commentist isn’t angry about that game.

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I get the feeling some of us don’t mind.

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What can I say? I love the idea of our entertainment making everyone angry for one reason or another.

Don T

Truly.

King Hippo

definitely the blurst of times

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OH SHIT THE PACE CLOCK IS UP

King Hippo

they should keep it running through the penalty for funsies

King Hippo

Not even Iggle home suffering can lift the Donks-related depression now. BOO

At least the Panthers and Cards look good. Either should be able to at least put up a fight against the “waltz into the SB” P*ts.

blaxabbath

Arians will actually call out the P*ts. Or, I like to think he would.

Sill Bimmons

GE guy needs to murder his idiot friends.

blaxabbath

“I’m a new engineer at GE. Watch me change the world!”

Sill Bimmons

Cards were never going to be good until Bill Bidwill kicked the bucket.

blaxabbath

At the end of the season, the NFL should offer a compilation of all punt/kick return plays (not just fair catches).

I would watch that violence.

Sill Bimmons

What a jackass.

litre_cola

Is that a Sex Cannon dildo?

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Not Chris Johnson Down!

Gratliff

/calls WIP

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LONG TIME FIRST TIME, ANGE

Sill Bimmons

You’d have thought the Asomugha disaster would have put the Eagles off of spending a metric fuckton on a cornerback, but no.

litre_cola

I have an asomugha jersey Sill. Along with a Kolb, Maclin, Detmer (Koy, yeah), Cunningham and more but this year I bought a MUrray. Fuck me.

litre_cola

Oh good this defense is showing up tonight.

Gratliff

It’s like this every fucking time we play Arizona.

blaxabbath

Last game PHI controlled for like 45 game minutes.

Gratliff

15 minutes was all they needed

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Tackling: How Does It Work?

blaxabbath

Gotta be fast! No time to bring the guy down!

blaxabbath

ARI is putting up 50+ tonight.

ThursdaySkyGoddess
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blaxabbath

Looks like Arians is trying to earn a Madden medal for no plays under 10 yards.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Sill Bimmons

When Fitty completes his U. Of Phoenix “degree” does he change his intro from Pittsburgh?

Disgrace.

King Hippo

Dude seems plenty smart to finish a REAL fucking degree too. Just don;t get it.

blaxabbath

Goddamnit. That was a TD.

Gratliff

Holy fuck. That was a walk in. Oof. This is gonna suck.

litre_cola

Need this one. Cunningham jersey, Edradour single malt, already hate Chip Kelly and crosseyes.

Please Demarco show the fuck up.

blaxabbath

Hey all!

Gratliff

Eagles getting healthy. I didn’t think such a thing existed.

Sill Bimmons

First 12-win season EVER.

SINCE 1920.

Wow.

blaxabbath

WE NEED AN 18 GAME SEASON!

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There’s a reason they were dumped in the desert and left to die.

WCS

Tannehill is “angry” and today’s loss was “unacceptable.” Tomorrow’s going to be a bad one for those practice squad guys.

Sill Bimmons

I wouldn’t want to be on the opposing side during the post-practice Red Ass game.

Gratliff

Remember Chip, Carson Palmer is weak against the chop block.

Romonobyl

So apparently Odell B. has already shifted into glory-boy bitchtastic douche mode?

Romonobyl

Has Not Faith Hill started bleating yet?

Gratliff

ARby’s Steak Fajita Flatbreads featuring what can not possibly be called “steak”.

Romonobyl

But it is mostly protein.

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WE HAVE THE MEATS.*

*meat contains no less than 70% animal flesh

blordinaryfagicmox

McDonalds readily advertises their burgers as 100% beef. If that’s the best thing you can say, you shouldn’t be proud of it.

Gratliff

The best part of Star Wars is how easy it made Christmas shopping this year

Senor Weaselo

Holiday Special Blu-Rays for everyone!

Romonobyl

POINT BREAK!

Hey, we remade Red Dawn so why not?

Gratliff

Did anyone not immediately write off the Point Break remake the second the line “Like me, they are extreme athletes” made the trailer?

John Difool

I wrote it off the moment I saw what looked like the Alps and a bunch of Eurotrash.

John Difool
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Sill Bimmons

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Moonbatting Average

FLY EAGLES FLY!

(Vomits)
(Fantasy is a cruel mistress)

Romonobyl

I wonder where his prerequisite Rocky tat is.

John Difool

Well, at least he has some decent scenery for his prison roomie to concentrate on.

litre_cola

Question if the commentists allow, what does anyone who smokes weed pay for it? Just curious as when I have travelled in your lands the prices have fluctuated wildly.

Sill Bimmons

The crap I usually get is $45/quarter.

It’s so bad that the guy I get it from and I call it “shitbage” because calling it “shit” or “garbage” would be an insult to shit and garbage.

Moonbatting Average

$45/quarter for shit weed? Damn. Glad I quit to focus on drinking

litre_cola

I pay 100 a half, and it is really good. no human contact, pick it up in buddy’s bbq. Hopefully decriminalized here soon.

Moonbatting Average

So I need the Eagles to torch the Cardinals DEF and shut down Micheal Floyd. I don’t like my chances.

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

litre_cola

Good evening. I guess we have a happy Sill, with Starwars and Stillers and whatnot?

Sill Bimmons

Haven’t seen Star Wars yet.

Stillers the typical mix of excellence and embarrassment.

So, meh.

Gratliff

AGAIN. Who the fuck is Rodney Harrison to bitch about anyone being dirty?

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