A Day Time Open Thread? A Day Time Open Thread

I hope that in the future the words ‘ironic’ and ‘erotic’ become synonyms. I’d always assumed that the movie One Million Years BC was a documentary. Sorry for over-sharing. Look, things are a bit relaxed these days so I thought I’d just toss this into the ether. Observations, complaints, gifs, humblebrags, anecdotes, callouts…everything is welcome. Afternoon sports-wise we’ve got Tulane/Memphis, Temple/Cincy and Liberty/Notre Dame (ND is always good for a hate-watch) in college ball, California/Air Force in the Armed Forces Bowl and Leicester City/Man City in other football. I’m sure there’s some other things out there but like I said, there’s only so much energy I’m going to expend today. We may have an evening open threader later but for now [points to the assembled commentariat] TAKE IT AWAY, PEOPLE!

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ballsofsteelandfury

LSU is Bayloring Texas Tech.

Senor Weaselo

This game looks about over.

Senor Weaselo

Boink for the pick!

The Maestro

Man, Leonard Fournette is fun as hell to watch.

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s funny how the articles coming out now (just read the one on Espn) are saying that Kelly’s methods did not yield results.

The man’s record was 26-21.

How the fuck does Jeff Fisher have a job if that mark is not considered “results”?

Senor Weaselo

Expectations?

ballsofsteelandfury

Insane expectations.

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t know if y’all are watching the Texas Bowl, but here is a good reason to:
http://playerwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Maria-Taylor-Hyatt-bio-wiki-pics.jpg

WCS

Senor Weaselo

God, those movies are so much better than the Steve Martin dreck.

ballsofsteelandfury

I just received the DFO Annual Report, courtesy of WordPress.

The most interesting part to me was that we got visitors from 75 different countries! Very cool!

Horatio Cornblower

That’s all we need, more furrniers taking page view opportunities from our hard-working ‘merican visitors!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They type in an accent so you can tell.

Senor Weaselo

I figured that was just that Canadian ounes.

ballsofsteelandfury

So it turns out we had an earthquake (4.3) some 20 odd miles away from work and I have to go in tomorrow. There go my boozing plans for this evening…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

Blondie did her thing ’cause my boss just emailed me and he did the thing I needed to do so I do not need to go in anymore. That sound you heard is the crack of my celebratory beer.

Senor Weaselo

Evening all. What do we got?

ballsofsteelandfury

Chip fired. Boob gifs posted. Foot and balloon fetishes revealed.

It’s been quite a day.

Senor Weaselo

I meant currently on the world of what we’re watching. Just finished watching the Kennedy Center Honors.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, still could use another fork, please.

Sill Bimmons

Mahomes II reads like the name of a pharaoh from the XVIII Dynasty.

JustStopDude

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

Oh Stroh’s, how I miss you and your genius idea of a 30 pack. Because what pussy stops at 24 amirite?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

I’d watch that too.

The Maestro

Just finished an hour of shovelling and snowblowing the windrow out from the front of my driveway. Sat down with a beer on my couch, and the first thing I hear?

The sound of the fucking plow going by again.

I WANT TO STAB THINGS.

JustStopDude

You’re doing it wrong…you are suppose to just use a hose to spray the snow away.

http://www.floatproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ice.jpg

I do it every year to help out my one neighbor.

JustStopDude

Nice pass!

JustStopDude
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

As much as I’d be tempted, I would not trust this to take care of the Don’t Neglect the Balls issue.

Sill Bimmons

The self-awareness fairy has apparently visited the King residence for the first time:

http://deadspin.com/peter-king-i-am-obviously-a-rube-1750220790

JustStopDude

Okay…MAYBE…I have…a…SLIGHT…foot fetish…

http://i.imgur.com/7XV0ulz.gif

JustStopDude
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Love me some Kari.

ballsofsteelandfury

Ain’t nothing wrong with that!

Sill Bimmons

If your Chinese place has dividers in the combo plate containers then YOUR CHINESE PLACE IS A FRAUD.

Demand one contiguous trough of fried rice and the General!

NO:

http://www.hinglungchinesefood.ca/newmenu_files/combo_g.jpg

Sill Bimmons
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

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King Hippo

Now that fatso is on the market…does LSU or anyone else reverse themselves and make a late firing?

WCS

The ultimate Texas thing would be to fire Charlie Strong immediately, throw a dump truck’s worth of cash at Charles.

King Hippo

I had completely forgotten about them.

Sill Bimmons
JustStopDude

Fucking smart goddamn play by Howard.

I do not understand why both the pros and the college level do not do that…intentionally batting the ball backward out of bounds.

600+ yards rushing allowed? Are we sure this isn’t North Carolina Community College?

theeWeeBabySeamus

No…we play tomorow night in Charlotte. 😉

WCS

NCCC’s academic standards are probably stiffer than UNC’s.

JustStopDude

I’m betting their run defense can’t be much worse…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Too much forehead…would not bang.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

PONY TAIL TOO TIGHT!

BREAST ENCASEMENTS MISMATCHED!!

King Hippo

Florida State wins at Florida. Remember when Billy Donovan gave a shit?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Remember when we nearly creamed ourselves during a coaching search bcuz we thought we had half a chance at landing him?

JustStopDude

I hate that phrase “he is such a well spoken man”…

Look…we know he is white. We get it. We can see it. You don’t need to beat us over the head with it.

He is also a gym rat and would have the Panthers at 15-0 because he isn’t a showboat.

ballsofsteelandfury

Well spo…. said. Well said!

Sill Bimmons

They keep saying that this guy’s name is “Larry Fedora” and I keep not believing them.

King Hippo

We wolven folk just call him “the asshat”

theeWeeBabySeamus

The Hat…yet he wears a visor.

JustStopDude

I want one of these things…

http://i.imgur.com/RWOnUtt.gifv

For…research…or something…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Work is progressing on the Clit Buster 3000 (TM).

ballsofsteelandfury

Baylor may put up 60 before we’re through.

theeWeeBabySeamus

From your lips to God’s ear.

King Hippo

LSU gonna lose to both NC State (neutral site) and Wake (at home). Pre-season polls, amirite???

theeWeeBabySeamus

Did Ben Simmons at least get fellated regularly?

King Hippo

not in the last 75 seconds he hasn’t, just like “wait, these guys wasn;t s’posed to suck”

makeitsnowondem

Holy shit, I think I forgot how good scotch is.

JustStopDude
theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, please keep projecting Carolina into the playoff next year.
That will make late spring all that much more sweet.

King Hippo

Yup, nothing says “future playoff team” like “gives up 600+ yards rushing to team with no QB.”

Remember, 5-7 Texas beat this version of BayBay. 21-17.

King Hippo

fuck, now I want me some rat

ballsofsteelandfury

JustStopDude and Moose are like the Ryan brothers of DFO gifs. I’ll let y’all decide which one has the foot fetish.

JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/tAm54GD.gif

I haven no idea what you are talking about…

Sill Bimmons

So that was just a straight-up Whopper with chicken, right?

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s an abomination is what it is.

theeWeeBabySeamus

“Boy, you’ve got to feel for the Tar Heels”
No…no I do not. I’m kinda pissed that they’ve even scored.
Fuck them.

JustStopDude
Sill Bimmons

Both of these schools are crimes against humanity, albeit for very different reasons.

King Hippo

Onside kick time, PLEAZ. I am loving how heartbroken Mike Patrick is about this.

JustStopDude

Fuck you announcer guy…I don’t have to feel anything for the Tar Heels except for unmitigated hatred…

King Hippo

Plus these cheating motherfuckers shouldn’t be in a bowl game of any varietal to begin with. Not that a sycophant like Patrick would ever dream of mentioning THAT.

King Hippo

ESPN making excuses FOR THE HOLES. BayBay has NO FUCKING QB, and they are decrying U*NC missing ONE defensive lineman. Boo-fucking-hoo.

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Bae-lor

ballsofsteelandfury

The Baylor offensive line is just destroying UNC.

WCS

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JustStopDude

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Sill Bimmons

BACON OVERLOAD