A cynic (myself) might say that this game doesn’t look very good but we’re in “PLAYOFF MODE” now. LOSER GOES HOME…JUST LIKE THE WINNER! Okay, I’m sure you know what I mean because we all type English here. We’ve endured some weird crap over the course of the season and now it’s win or you’re gone time.
KC @ HOU: Does anyone remember the 1-5 Chiefs? They were without not only hope but also J.C. and were looking at the likes of Spencer “Who?” Ware and Charcandrick “Huh?” West to right the ship running game-wise. And umm, WOW! they did it. That actually happened. The even more surprising occurrence was the transformation of QB Smith from a “Spaghetti-Armed Game Manager” into a “Spaghetti-Armed Slight Difference-Maker”! Wonders will simply not cease to exist no matter how much I want them to… This has to be HC Reid’s best coaching job, don’t you think? Speaking of thinking, methinks the only way for the Texans to get out of this with a win is for their two most dominant players to go nuts, right? If DE Watt collapses his side of the line on an on-going basis and WR Hopkins catches 12+ balls things have a chance of going Houston’s way. If either becomes a non-factor the odds of a W drop to very close to nil. DE Clowney was held out of practice, was in on Thursday and was out again on Friday. He and his willingness to play hard on every down are listed as questionable.
BAHAHAHAHAAHA
HOYERCEPTION PART DEUX: BRING ON DOOPYPANTS!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
HOYERFATMANCEPTION
LMAOception
YUP THERE IT IS.
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Reid needs a minute to stop laughing after that stupid ass call, signals time out.
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Don’t they have extra helmets?
That was so anticlimactic
Wow.
That was some serious jackassery.
What a god awful play.
WTF IS THIS SHIT?
Aw, I wanted Watt to fumble.
ME TOO. Temporarily overruled how much I want the Chefs to lose.
Oh joy, Watt and Wilfork on offens.
BWHAHAHAHAHA
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Wilfork and JJ Watt on offense. Millions of sportswriters everywhere splooge simultaneous.
Christ…here’s Watt on offense.
For a loss of two…brilliant.
Oh fuck this. Fuck you Bill O’Brien.
Watt to Wilfork for ultimate fat guy touchdown?
FADE TO WILFORK
Foot…ball…?
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Guys, my “something interesting” alarm went off, what did I miss?
Long Blue Run
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In honor of FNL… I mean Texas football and stupid comebacks. Have some Minka Kelly (I had this half written before the play)
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She’s looking a lot more top heavy than I remember!
She has Jeter stank on her.
CHRIST, Alfred Blue is slow. Scotchy, with his AVERAGE ATHLETICISM scores on that
It’s possible that the Texans are only going to throw it to Hopkins in this game. Their other receivers might as well just go home.
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Off Season Prediction : DeAndre Hopkins to the Giants
Holding was on the DEFENSE, not on the two offensive linemen grabbing the defensive tackle?!?!?!
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Exactly!! I was watching that choke hold and waiting for the flag.
Off topic, but, nothing gets cats more excited than an empty cardboard box. Even two cats that at their most cordial ignore each other, and at their worst actively try to disembowel the other can reach zen-like peace with each other when hiding inside this new, walled space made of scratchy stuff.
Even an empty plastic bag?
I can’t even begin to say how much time I’ve wasted watching Maru the cat jump in boxes on YouTube.
yes, tis why they like Xmas so much, even if’n they’s not saved.
Wow. Where the hell was BLEERGH on that hold?
Only the worthy are showered with his blessings.
All this pales in the face of the real question on everyone’s lips…
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Chiefs already benching their defensive starters. Don’t want to get them hurt for the next game.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think it’s time for The Doops.
Shoop a Doop!
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Sweet Jesus, we are still getting Christmas commercials for McDonalds up here.
guess which fat, Mexican, creepily narrow eyebrowed kicker I started in the DFO playoffs contest??
Santos is Mexican? I thought for sure he was something else.
oh shit BRAZILIAN
Ain’t no Mexicans named Cairo.
They’d get their asses kicked.
I got him confused with his division mate Lambo. Que lastima.
Here’s a-no-ther one and done…
Pitt whooping Notre Dame’s asses in the basketing-ball ICYMI
My wolves may (and do) suck, but it’s nice to see UVA and ND get their shit pushed in too.
“Alex Smith can beat you with his legs, his smarts. Anything but his arm.”
-Gruden
If JJ Watt is so great, why does it take 60 of him to make a decently bright incandescent lightbulb?
He’s great, not bright. There’s a difference.
In his defense, only 44 of him with the new halogen standard
75 minimum
I wonder what his LED equivalent is? CFL even…
Was Cameron Wake until he went to the Fins. Now, I don’t know, I don’t follow the CFL.
“I know, right?”
-Amp Lee
You can always just pump up the Wattage. May require HGH brand light bulbs.
You know what this thread needs?
MOAR JJ WATT!!!!!!!
OUT
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I don’t envy the guys that have to tackle Kelce.
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