The “Oh No, Katherine Webb Has to Wear a Parka” Late Playoff Game Open Thread

They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense.  How will it happen?  Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception?  Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early?  Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes?  Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round?  As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team.  The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals.  Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!

The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!

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ThursdaySkyGoddess

MCCARRONCEPTION!!!

ThePirateSloth

Not hearing Nantz and Simms… GOD DAMMIT THEY CAME BACK

Gratliff

Technical difficulties are clearly the better option.

King Hippo

No Pheeeel and Jeeeem, it’s a belated Festivus miracle!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

This is brilliant. No announcers

makeitsnowondem

Difficulties with the commentary audio? This game just got awesome!

Spur

MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED!

Bugg

No Jeem and Pheel. YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Duchess

Best technical difficulties? Best Technical dificulties

fleshwound_NPG

FUCK YEA CBS KILLED JEEEM AND PHEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

The CBS audio just went out! THERE IS A GOD!

ballsofsteelandfury

Nuts!

Sill Bimmons

Todd Haley should die of gonorrhea and rot n hell.

hippofant

Can the officials just order everybody on both sidelines to just sit down? Is that allowed, or even possible?

Brick Meathook
theeWeeBabySeamus

I think she didn’t read the size correctly.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Tuning in now. Superb defensive performance or Rivebrog-style shitshow?

fleshwound_NPG

pretty much yes

Brick Meathook

OR IS IT?

Spanky Datass

Pheeeels like a Thursday night. BLEEERGH!

ballsofsteelandfury

Didn’t this just happen where the wrist was considered a part of the arm?

Kungjitsu

Between 1970 and 1990 there were like three unsportsmanlike conduct penalties, total. Now, there’s one every time a QB gets his hair mussed.

And GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!!!

makeitsnowondem

Still writing “I’m 28” on all my checks

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo

I wouldn’t call this “playoff-level defense” as much as “the weather wreaking havoc.”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fumble! More commercials

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Best lesbian and/or threesome fantasy in ever.

King Hippo

why couldn’t she have Brita’d the towel ,, smh

Kungjitsu

I think Gillian Jacobs is wildly underrated.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ditto

King Hippo

oopsie

WCS

Lovely.

Bugg

Must be great to have a job where you can make everything up all the time.

tundrajim

That’s the first time I’ve heard “pure” and “Ben Rothleisberger” used in the same sentence.

Senor Weaselo

HAIL BLEERGH

ballsofsteelandfury

ALL HAIL BLEERGH

Seriously, this game blows. And I’m a Steelers fan.

hippofant

At least when the Jets BLERRGGH it’s entertaining.

ThursdaySkyGoddess
ballsofsteelandfury

Don’t blame you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ben got rear-ended.
That’s a bit of change, no?

Spanky Datass

/bathroom stall door flies open

fleshwound_NPG

lulz

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Spur

Fuck you Pac-man!

King Hippo

Pretty impressed The Ben held onto the ball.

Spur

I hope Tracy is wearing a white cotton blouse.

WCS

Holy piss, THE BEN.

Old School Zero

Somehow, both Otto Man and Nat Turner are both happy so far tonight.

ThePirateSloth

BRING BACK OTTO

Spur

1st and 10, time for a screen pass

King Hippo

Yinzers should just give it to Touissant 40 times.

Spanky Datass

Once again it seems that Pheeel and I are not watching the same fucking game. smdh
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4335085/marty-feldman-o.gif

WCS

AND PUNTS? YOU BET!
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Spanky Datass

/removes lederhosen

Spanky Datass

Dammit! Down one comment. Hai Allison.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
King Hippo

can’t this be sleet instead? I may have to brew more fucking coffee

Spur

How much is McCarron supposed to weigh? He’s got to be under 200lbs.

ThePirateSloth

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo this game is better?

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Fumbre! Boo Bengals recover.

King Hippo

hey now, we don’t need INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD before fucking halftime

WCS

Semi-HERP

Redshirt

My radio just started to get interference. The Patriots must be scouting the teams.

Senor Weaselo

Call it now, 3-2 final?

King Hippo

war of DERPtrition

Spur

PUNTMAGEDDON

ballsofsteelandfury

Why are we running so many screens?

WCS

Because BOSS TODD thinks more badass than a STRYPER reunion concert.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have like 70 favorites of Alison Brie. I am trying to post ones that aren’t on that list so it is not just a repeat. I do know I posted that last one before. Sorry

ballsofsteelandfury

Never apologize for quality Brie gifs.

Romonobyl

Never a need to apologize when it comes to Alison B.

Bloody Lethal

I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAJOSCyTB0

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Again more commercials. More Alison Brie

http://i.imgur.com/Dyl8y63.gif

Kungjitsu

Makes me wanna buy rubbers.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Roger Murtaugh does not like this -1

theeWeeBabySeamus

You know there’s like a shitload of double sided tape involved here.
Which should not be inferred as a complaint, just so we’re clear.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You know I wish there was no tape