They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception? Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early? Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes? Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round? As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team. The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals. Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!
The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!
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MCCARRONCEPTION!!!
Not hearing Nantz and Simms… GOD DAMMIT THEY CAME BACK
Technical difficulties are clearly the better option.
No Pheeeel and Jeeeem, it’s a belated Festivus miracle!
This is brilliant. No announcers
Difficulties with the commentary audio? This game just got awesome!
MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED!
No Jeem and Pheel. YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Best technical difficulties? Best Technical dificulties
FUCK YEA CBS KILLED JEEEM AND PHEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The CBS audio just went out! THERE IS A GOD!
Nuts!
Todd Haley should die of gonorrhea and rot n hell.
Can the officials just order everybody on both sidelines to just sit down? Is that allowed, or even possible?
http://i.imgur.com/rvTqZWX.jpg
I think she didn’t read the size correctly.
Tuning in now. Superb defensive performance or Rivebrog-style shitshow?
pretty much yes
OR IS IT?
Pheeeels like a Thursday night. BLEEERGH!
Didn’t this just happen where the wrist was considered a part of the arm?
Between 1970 and 1990 there were like three unsportsmanlike conduct penalties, total. Now, there’s one every time a QB gets his hair mussed.
And GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!!!
Still writing “I’m 28” on all my checks
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I wouldn’t call this “playoff-level defense” as much as “the weather wreaking havoc.”
Fumble! More commercials
Best lesbian and/or threesome fantasy in ever.
why couldn’t she have Brita’d the towel ,, smh
I think Gillian Jacobs is wildly underrated.
Ditto
oopsie
Lovely.
I’m so glad I tuned in to the National Refereeing League tonight.
Must be great to have a job where you can make everything up all the time.
Hey, I write blogs professionally, I’m right there with them…
That’s the first time I’ve heard “pure” and “Ben Rothleisberger” used in the same sentence.
HAIL BLEERGH
ALL HAIL BLEERGH
Seriously, this game blows. And I’m a Steelers fan.
At least when the Jets BLERRGGH it’s entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPaClw2kM3Q
Don’t blame you.
Ben got rear-ended.
That’s a bit of change, no?
/bathroom stall door flies open
lulz
Fuck you Pac-man!
Pretty impressed The Ben held onto the ball.
I hope Tracy is wearing a white cotton blouse.
Holy piss, THE BEN.
Somehow, both Otto Man and Nat Turner are both happy so far tonight.
BRING BACK OTTO
1st and 10, time for a screen pass
Yinzers should just give it to Touissant 40 times.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/a10d516680f2c1e26c5a80da671eebd9/tumblr_nzcg741xux1u8qr43o1_1280.gif
Once again it seems that Pheeel and I are not watching the same fucking game. smdh
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4335085/marty-feldman-o.gif
AND PUNTS? YOU BET!
/removes lederhosen
Dammit! Down one comment. Hai Allison.
Commercial break
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can’t this be sleet instead? I may have to brew more fucking coffee
How much is McCarron supposed to weigh? He’s got to be under 200lbs.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo this game is better?
Fumbre! Boo Bengals recover.
hey now, we don’t need INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD before fucking halftime
Semi-HERP
My radio just started to get interference. The Patriots must be scouting the teams.
Call it now, 3-2 final?
war of DERPtrition
PUNTMAGEDDON
Why are we running so many screens?
Because BOSS TODD thinks more badass than a STRYPER reunion concert.
The wheeling motion reminds him of doing donuts in his Camaro.
I have like 70 favorites of Alison Brie. I am trying to post ones that aren’t on that list so it is not just a repeat. I do know I posted that last one before. Sorry
Never apologize for quality Brie gifs.
Never a need to apologize when it comes to Alison B.
I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAJOSCyTB0
Again more commercials. More Alison Brie
http://i.imgur.com/Dyl8y63.gif
Makes me wanna buy rubbers.
Roger Murtaugh does not like this -1
You know there’s like a shitload of double sided tape involved here.
Which should not be inferred as a complaint, just so we’re clear.
You know I wish there was no tape
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