They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception? Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early? Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes? Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round? As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team. The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals. Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!
The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!
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Oh shit, did I say that as someone died… I feel worse. THANK GOD he is alive
How the fuck isn’t that a flag?
Put it this way – if the earlier play is a flag, that HAS to be one.
As big Stillers homer that I am, that unquestionably was a penalty.
How is that a legal hit?
I mean I realize that we have no fucking clue what a catch actually is…but isn’t that a text book illegal hit?
Thats not a fucking penalty????!?!?!
That’s still a fumble, though.
Why isn’t that a hit on a defenseless receiver?
Shazier had a Royal Sampler
You dont really want a Seahawks fan to answer that one
Definite helmet-to-helmet.
Because he doesn’t play for the right team. The announcers can go to hell with their explanation
Thats what I’m talking about. The hit earlier on Pittsburgh .. Same kind of hit .. Defenseless. Because Reasons.
ded.
@balls Love you. Still got annoyed. Also love you again
Understand. No worries.
No flag huh?
I know some of yinz are very happy.
I’m just glad jjfozz doesn’t have access to our nuclear codes.
HE DED
Gio is dead.
AJ McCarron: When you absolutely, positively have to have 3 yards on 3rd and 4.
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realistically, they just have to be thinking “no fucking home shutout”
http://i.imgur.com/gxecZUY.jpg
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/You+had+one+job_c09a23_4286513.png
Hoyer must’ve shared his passing tips with McCarron.
Outside of that catch, I feel like watching speedruns for charity was the right choice.
http://i.imgur.com/H5PTaQG.gifv
Deeerrrpppp.
http://57.media.tumblr.com/e42927c6e8b87aff31d42f015da5b953/tumblr_mlqw55xTDd1rvcjd7o2_250.gif
Inertia is a property of matter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7COUk5eh6jY
But friction is a property of real life.
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Seems like yesterday McCarron was getting slobbered by commentators when he was with ‘Bama that he was a great game manager who doesn’t make mistakes.
Holy shit, he’s making a lot of terrible mistakes today. Except for that pass that’s clearly a forward pass
Nick Saban’s kitten sacrifices don’t work in the NFL.
Marvin Lewis would like to challenge being in Cincinnati
CALL STANDS.
Mike Carey has spoken.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/13503b801af123f6ec4341a725de0df5/tumblr_o06or2ftMf1qm9k25o1_1280.jpg
Jesus Christ Cincinnati.
“What were they trying to do there Jim?”
End the season.
What was that?! This play-calling isn’t great
Man, McCarron blows.
Hopefully not as much as his GF/finacee’/wife
She’ll have a busy offseason to ensure AJ stays employed after this game.
What do you mean? He went to Alabama, just like Trent Richardson.
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dope vine with a nice ending
https://vine.co/v/M1XIvHdzwjI
Cincinnati just wants this over with
So Mrs. JWASNM says “If that was dez, it wouldn’t have been a catch.”
…love that girl
Somewhere, Megatron nods sadly.
I’d actually feel bad if it was Megatron. He deserves better, and I’m a packer fan.
I am out. I am gonna say something I am gonna regret
The system does that. I approved it. Chill.
God forbid that happens here.
The TD was allowed to stand because:
1. shit was dope
2. who fuck cares, bengals
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I want the Steelers to win the Superb Owl just so Nat Tunrer dies choking on his own bile.
I have a pic up for confirmation that is totally SFW, This really annoys me TBH
Not that I care – and not to be a killjoy – but that shouldn’t have been a catch. He hadn’t secured possession until he was in the air going out of bounds.
Killjoy
I’m a Cowboys fan. Nothing matters anymore.
Missed 2pt.
IT’S LIKE TWO FIELD GOALS!
It’s only a five FG game!
http://56.media.tumblr.com/e24fd2f73fe1b22ed9c77a0aa03fd2a3/tumblr_mmo18gFMoL1qawjn6o1_1280.jpg
STILL A TWO-SCORE GAME
http://57.media.tumblr.com/2f6a12c2c6c3631bc58b92431179385e/tumblr_mlqw55xTDd1rvcjd7o8_250.gif
If the Bengals could score, that would mean something
http://i.imgur.com/Svcqn6W.gifv
I wonder what the longest scoring drought by home teams in the playoffs is? Seattle could shut out Minnesota tomorrow
To the 3rd team left out of LA: wanna trade cities?
COOL BUTTCATCHFLIPDOWN WAS COOL
I am confused people besides kickers can score?
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That catch WAS THE SHIT!
Just made my son drive me home from a party and then made him turn off the Xbox so I could watch this game.
FATHER OF THE YEAR!!!
So did he get stuck talking to his ex-girl?
She wasn’t there but her parents basically shit themselves when he showed up.
I smell a backstory!!!!!
The backstory is simple. The parents and family love him and not so much the new guy. Not really the new guy’s fault, we’ve been friends with the parents since kids were like 6 or 7 and them dating just kinda happened. New guy has no chance.
When he’s done shining your shoes give him a word of encouragement. I’m not kidding.
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS