They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception? Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early? Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes? Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round? As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team. The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals. Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!
The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!
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Emu rapes camera bag
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That camera bag was asking for it; totally wearing skimpy clothes and all black too!
Huh, I seem to remember another team featuring a terrible quarterback leading a comeback win against the visiting Steelers in a wild card game. What was the name of that guy?
Aaron Rodgers
Didn’t read the whole “wild card” thing.
Rodgers a “terrible quarterback”? Jesus, I shouldn’t even look at these.
Are yoga pants, pants? Also, why did I put on a good bra if I was just going to wear a hoodie over it the whole time anyway?
CONFIDENCE!
Because if you got lucky you’d be taking that hoodie off and who wants to see a shitty bra then?
Not you dammit, not you!
Bill Belichick asks himself that every Sunday.
Nice!
Pacman almost took that to tha schkrip club.
Pacman making it rain, baby! CHOO CHOO!
Hide yo strippahs!
O HE GON GIT DAT RETURN CROSS MIDFIELD BELIEEEEEE DAT CHUH CHUH
The Bengals could literally take out a scimitar and stab the Steelers WR in the kidneys and the “referees” would not throw a flag at this point.
The NFL. It’s FANTASTIC!
It morphed into pro wrestling so gradually, I hardly noticed!
OH PACMAN GON RETURN PUNTS, CHUH CHUH.
Day 432, several of the men have reported to hallucinations of a small Hispanic girl and a monkey around the camp.
Disregarding the compromised mentality of the party, it has been an unneeded look into the groups psyche, as some of the crew expressed their desire to consume said girl, others were more vague in their desires. If we ever do make it to civilization again, I fear how difficult their readjustment to society will be.
+1
Whatever dude, she said she was the map and I fucked the map. That ain’t illegal.
Ben steps in, goes back to throw, he Theismans his arm.
I learned things about the different Yinzer fight songs. The polka one is only for touchdowns, but they play the other one for field goals. Lame.
Ben is back on the sidelines.
“Well you know Tracy, dislocated shoulder or not Ben does not take no for an answer.”
Banner quote.
seconded
Ben got Choco Taco?
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Boos Todd looking good!
http://56.media.tumblr.com/37449ca59235651550f396cf2fab058b/tumblr_nzm2itUuB51sn5m44o2_540.jpg
I EAT THE MAGIC HEAL CHOCO TACO HARF HARF
So, Cincy is banking on Landry Jones to be Landry Jones to give them great field advantage. That way they can march down the field and kick a field goal to win the game. Brilliant!
What’s that? They need to score a touchdown?
It’s a good thing Brown is cheap, Marvin Lewis.
Oh, great, THE BEN is back from the locker room after an injury. NO WAY does he throw an ill-advised interception on the next drive!
Went to Yinzer bar. Didn’t unzip jacket. Met dude who listened to Chris Cooley on Radio? Also met nice ladies who I was going to drink wine with. None of this will happen cause I walked home. Am home now. I probably won’t remember this in the morning. Wooo I’m responsible. woo.
I gave him a hug cause he knew football. It’s for the best I didn’t stick around.
Pants or no?
Damn random number generator for quick pick…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7mHxdHlRY
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OF COURSE Marvin kicks the FG. Fucking moron
Wouldn’t you want to hurry more?
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Beautiful.
Must’ve talked to Andy Reid during the week.
Cincinnati is so close to Kentucky, that I sometimes forget its technically in the Midwest. So can we make an eifert white TE joke?
Damn, I feel like I made this joke ten minutes ago
Wish we had this on the carrier….
http://i.imgur.com/Guf4z7V.gifv
OK time for porn:
http://56.media.tumblr.com/abf92a44cd9bd6f7cc8f20d879107c08/tumblr_o03n7tNnps1rrvqt3o1_1280.jpg
Heartburn just looking at that. I MUST HAVE IT.
Agreed.
Then porn.
Leaving you guys to watch a TV show.
Welp, I’m not a $900 Millionaire.
We aren’t looking til tomorrow. Gonna go to sleep still living the dream
Nor I. Dammit.
I didn’t even get one number.
It is still amazing how this shitdick refs ever got assigned a playoff game.
This is the NFL. It’s not even remotely amazing.
It’s expected.
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McCarron is so bad
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I can’t believe it’s up for discussion, it’s the most normal sack. Romo takes one once a game with no flag.
Well, and he breaks his clavicle.
It is the way of things.
We put our faith in Burk Rexhead.
BLAST HARDCHEESE
Splint Chesthair!
That’s not a rough tackle at all. Seriously, what the fuck are they even talking about?
http://56.media.tumblr.com/7fa059165da1aa82e22bdf550a1eb143/tumblr_nz2rxgZ3CN1qi4t89o1_1280.png
They’re morons.
THAT is what they replay over and over, NOT the Gio bludgeoning. Remember, that was totally fine and jim dandy by Jeeem and Pheeeel.
Because he’s one of THOSE people. You know, running backs.
Narrative bitches.
Looked like any other sack to me. If that was Brady getting hit though, Burfict would have gotten sniped.
Well you see, when the qb is playing for a certain team, the network has to give them special treatment
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I’m surprised Nantz hasn’t mentioned how this helps his Patriots.
Give him a minute. He’s masturbating.
Big Ben: NOW can we make an o-lineman a priority in the draft, coach?
Tomlin: We COULD do that, Ben, or, I could give you another Choco-tacco.
Big Ben: Choco-tacco! Choco-tacco!
Considering his history, you’d think THE BEN would be more into Jello Pudding Pops…
I thought about that, but, I’d rather pay tribute to KSK.
Does Tomlin still let Boss Todd call plays? For reals?
Did you just type that for reals?
I shouldn’t read these.
Can we go back to the playing card factory please?
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“Initial reports is that Ben Roethlisberger has a right shoulder injury”
Thanks, we couldn’t figure that much out on our own.
yeah I don;t think Landry throws again
Then you don’t know BOSS TODD.
/cut to Camaro crashing into telephone pole
By fuck, you called it.
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With a mustache like that and you’re a Pittsburgh Steeler, shouldn’t your name be Lance?
#Workhardplayhard
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Gay porn hard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJOL4xoamoQ
We’re playing divorced guys.
If the Bengals pull off a win, the Pats will have won the day without doing anything.
SERIOUSLY
So true.
And THAT was the true NFL angle.
always with the long game ,, smh
Agreed. God DAMN I hate football.
Nope. Not buying in this game being close. Time for AGDQ16’s finale: Final Fantasy IV speedrun!
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/willing to settle for above average/disease free
I’m choosing to see this as a Carson Palmer revenge storyline.
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Tracy, you are a waste of skin. OF COURSE IT’S A RIGHT SHOULDER INJURY!
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I went to brush my teeth and missed them throw trash at THE BEN? Any direct hits?
Looked like at least one glancing hit.
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/686033564169859074