GB @ Was: The weather in Washington, UK is 41 degrees but it feels like 34. However I don’t think that it’s going to be an issue for this game. It’s been quite some time since the Slurs hosted a playoff game. This’ll give you an idea:
-Bread was only .25 but you had to slice it yourself.
-Women holding mics on the sidelines were called ‘assistants to someone that matters’ or ‘wanton hussies’.
-The NFL called concussions ‘a figment of everyone’s fevered imaginations’.
-Dan Snyder was in grade school, mixing Lysol and tap water together, labeling it as ‘lemonade’ and selling it for a buck a glass to his classmates.
-speaking of school, Tom Coughlin was walking uphill thru 4 feet of snow to a one-room schoolhouse.
-bananas hadn’t been invented in a Monsanto hothouse yet.
Those were the days, huh? Contrary to what every Packers backer thinks/the expectation of the casual NFL fan/common sense/all that is good and right in the world, Wash has an enormous advantage at the QB spot. Over the last 10 games Rodgers has a 57% completion rate and a 16TD/6INT ratio. Over that same span Cousins’ passes have found their mark 72 percent of the time and his TD/INT ratio is a “am I reading this right?” 23-3! But wait! The Slurs didn’t win a single game against a team that was over .500. Also, of Cousins 11 picks, 7 came against the blitz. There is a team playing today that blitzed the 5th-most this year. I’ll give you a second or two to figure out which one it is. Hint-for this game only the Pack D has named themselves “The Cousins Fuckers”. Now that you’ve got every single relevant bit of data related to this game, well, start with the typing!
Seriously though, I fixed the pants thing, can’t do shit about the rest.
Baby steps.
At least you took care of that.
Journey of a thousand steps, etc
I’m posting too much. I know. One more Rachel Bilson before I take a break
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Who the hell said you were posting too much?!
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I have occasional problems with bad breath. I have to admit, I’ve never considered trying a vibrator.
Was halftime always this long? Also, why am I wearing pants, AND BLACK HELICOPTERS AND FLOURIDE IN THE WATER AND SOMEONE HIT PETE CARROLL REALLY HARD IN THE HEAD AND I BLAME THE MAN FOR THIS HERE SHITTY PLAYOFF PERFORMANCE.
The [*Redacted] s are losing because you are wearing pants
If I knew how to imbed a pic, I would have the american gymnast face and say at least your team is in the playoffs.
I’m not totally sure I’m happy about this. It’s just the NFC East being shitty. They need another year or two to build up.
Can I interest you in a used Chip Kelly?
No. God no.
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Actually her
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Also got this
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At least the rest of my life is awesome. DO BETTER THE DMV DESERVES MORE GODDAMMIT PROPERTY VALUES ARE SUPER HIGH HOW CAN YOU NOT DO BETTER?!
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Rescue Beaver.
I was looking up Mekenna Melvin (plays John Caseys daughter) got this
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Soooooooooooooooo Superman is going to have his own private militia? Who captures Batman?
Dear Jordan Reed. I already told you how awesome you are. Now I tell you, KILL THEM ALL AND SMASH THEIR STUPID FACES WITH ALL YOUR TOUCHDOWNS.
Love,
Zymm
Im forming a habit of keeping the bottles of booze after I finish them. As habits go its not that bad. But I am running out of space
Maybe make them into lamps?
Are you open to change?
A series of hooks, hooks everywhere! Hooks for you pants, hooks for your shirts, hooks for your bottles.
Turn them into bongs.
I save the corked ones I finish. Bulleit labels are a bitch to get off cleanly. *heh get off*
People, there are 7 footbawww games left, and a JV one tomorrow. The end is nigh.
Always somebody gotta piss in the cornflakes.
One more Rachel Bilson
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I’m not sure if I prefer blonde Rachel or brunette Rachel. Must do more research…
The first quarter went pretty much exactly as I expected. This second quarter has me scratching my head. The Packers are…doing good things?
MARCO RUBIO IS GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING ON DAY 1 OF HIS PRESIDENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goddamn. Why hasn’t anyone else thought of this?
Gonna throw in a couple Chuck guest stars. Rachel Bilson
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Halftime G&T with this:
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Oh Cheers. The Sapphire is a fine gin.
Noice!
So help me, before I manage to kill this body with drink, drugs, and women, I will see a show at Red Rocks.
Do it. You will, I believe.
I bet I could have a film career if I tried to kill myself with drink, drugs and women.
It’s easily attainable, I just have very low give a shit levels any more,
And if any of us really put our minds to it, we could set the world afire, shit I might do it because I get bored one day.
Probably the easiest way to set the world afire would be to increase the level of flammable gasses in the atmosphere.
I’m a large mammal, I can do this.
I think I am the only one who thinks the Zach Galiakinakis clown show will be good.
You exist in a republic of one, there.
I also really fucking loved the stand-alone show version of “TV Funhouse” so I’m an odd demographic.
I’ll give anything he’s in a watch.
No clowns. No no no no no no no
I’ll give it a try.
It’s not even 10am here yet, but I’m sitting home recovering from the snip, so before long I will be breaking this out:
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“recovering from the snip “?
Isn’t that a March Madness thing?
I think it’s a Jewish thing.
Yes, but thankfully neither a 19 year old nor John Calipari did mine.
Is it made out of rice? Are there other grains in Japan?
They have ships now days.
Please elaborate on this “snip” that you speak of.
I got snipped back in 2003.
Had to sit on a bag of frozen peas for days.
It wasn’t as bad as I expected, but I got it Friday and I still can’t sit on a proper chair. I don’t want to go to work on Tuesday and have to bring an airplane pillow to sit on!
Best decision I ever made by the way.
I had two daughters. I procreated enough.
It was amusing since the Doctor was a Yankees fan and I’m a Cubs fan we discussed baseball while I’m smelling the soldering iron sear my testicles.
Not my favorite olfactory memory.
We discussed king cake and Christmas traditions. I didn’t smell the soldering iron, but I heard the beep every time so that I was reminded exactly when my balls were being melted.
Condolences on the game today, btw. That was a gut punch.
I a so happy I’m naturally sterile, I have terrible taste in women
And we’re done. Kirk will make bad passes and get picks and we’ll die like we always do when people believe in them.
At least there are fewer high profile injuries. Though I hope we still got a center.
FWIW, I really like your name.
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Boot whoot oof Super Sundee, cooch?
Wow, its almost like green bay was actually a pretty good team, they just continuously play underneath their ability and the media likes to make excuses for them
This is not going well. As expected. At least I have an awesome way to control the climate of my bed. Dear football, go die in a fire.
Does that have a little air conditioner in it, or just a fan and heater?
Not really sure. I suspect it’s just a fan, but I probably won’t be using the cooling mode until around May.
As far as my bed is concerned, I’m a climate change denier.
Bawgame.
TD
Excuse me, I’ll see you guys after halftime…
packers do a good football thing.
Do we need to send the police to do a check on the Doktor?
I’m okay. I like my condo too much to smash shit up. Also, I have a projector, so I can’t do too much damage throwing things at the screen. And, try as I might, none of my voodoo dolls have worked yet.
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ruh roh
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You need the YouTube channel
I’m not watching this. I want my liver to live.
It was good while it lasted, slurs.
Why does this game feel like it started at noon?
London time.
Big Guy Down. Not. Cool.
This is the poison. Right here.
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That’s good shit.
You ever smoked a Makers cigar? Tast-fucking-ty, let me tell you.
Maker’s Mark makes great whiskey, but I hate that stupid wax shit.
Its like child-proof cap for grown ups
Yeah I’ve got little red wax bits all over my bar top as we speak.
ACTUAL AMERICAN WHISKEY
Love me some Makers.
When this game turns me evil, do you think my eyes will glow like this?
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I was thinking burgundy.
Pete Carroll thinks so.
No I’m pretty sure you’ll be shooting lasers out of your eyes.
Actually, my nick name in high school was “Zymm who shoots green lasers out of her eyes”
That’s a mouthful
can you call in evil to work?
They made another Friday movie?
Sigh. No.
Well, they are making one, it’s just not out yet.
Seriously.
Seriously?!?
That would be awesome. I loved the last one.
F’real.
Kevin Hart is pretty much miniature Chris Tucker.
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Does Batman repeat that bleed line to Wonder Woman?
Still 2 min warning
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Gorgeous
would be lucky to get a 2 second warning
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Heaven on my back, and the Angels built my throne only yesterday….
Houses, A Quiet Darkness
How much cocaine was involved in choosing Norm MacDonald as Col. Sanders?
a bucket’s worth.
As much as he could afford to give the casting director at the time?
Norm has this specific type of humor that’s either completely unfunny or hilarious. No one else I’ve ever encountered can generate that sort of range in response.
Bill Murray way back in the day. Watch his first interview with Letterman
One thing about Big Dumb Sex Idiot, he’s quite distinctive. You aren’t going to mistake someone else for Big Dumb Sex Idiot.
Big People: we may not have a lot going for us, but we’re fuckin memorable.