Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread

Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!

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makeitsnowondem

Whatever man. I’ve been rooting for Arizona all game, but that’s a catch and I fucking love football.

Beerguyrob

make the kick make the kick make the kick

WCS

Watch him miss the PAT.

Beerguyrob

The John Carney Corollary?

Sharkbait

Bonus drinking level?

Badger

……………………………………………………………………………

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Nope, that’s incomplete.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Again:

blackroseMD1

OMFG…

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMAO
SOSAC
Schadenfreude.
Fuck you.

ThePirateSloth

I TOLD YOU JANIS DON’T GIVE A FUCK

hippofant

I literally don’t understand what is happening any more.

Col. Duke LaCross

FUCK IT ALL

King Hippo

NO CATCH

...

THAT’S NO CATCH

Moonbatting Average

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Michael Fassbender – Nobody loves Michael Fassbender more than Michael Fassbender.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/bc088fdd22bcb61878053679b7f41bb1/tumblr_nujcd5e5Ym1ro95bto5_540.gif

Fronkenshteen

I could throw a football right over that mountain, I bet.

Doktor Zymm

I gotta pour another drink.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

As long as it isn’t hemlock

Doktor Zymm

If that was gonna happen, it would’ve been last week.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

AGAIN???? SERIOUSLY???????

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Patrick Peterson, FEEL SHAME

WCS

Naturally.

King Hippo

HOLY FUCKBALLS

Horatio Cornblower

Hor-ee Shit.

John Difool

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Duchess

What the fuck

Sharkbait

HO. LEE. FUCK

Brocky

No replay of the bs facemask before hand?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

makeitsnowondem

/spraypaints “SETE BAKEMAN CLUX” on apartment wall

King Hippo

AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU GIFTED THOSE 40 EXTRA SECONDS, BRUCE?

Doktor Zymm

I repeat.
NUP NUP NUP.
This will not, can not happen.
Also,
Arizon be Queen fans? Okay.

Horatio Cornblower

Play ‘Fat Bottom Girls’ or GTFO

Badger

Fucking garbage refs

BrettFavresColonoscopy

NFL: Officiating has never been better!

entropy

So both of today’s games end in idiocy. Last week’s theme was blowouts, this week is Straight Dumb Shit. Gosh what fun.

Moonbatting Average

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS

ThePirateSloth

JANIS FROM ACCOUNTING DON’T GIVE A FUCK

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I’m having twitching flashbacks of Brett’s 4th and 29 conversion.

King Hippo

Hail Mary time!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This has a time runoff, right?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Heheheh…his name is Janis

Moonbatting Average

Oh fuck

Col. Duke LaCross

Oh for fuck’s sake.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Stupid Cardinals, robbed me of a safety.

makeitsnowondem

what in the shit

WCS

what in the holy piss

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sharkbait

GB making this interesting…

Brocky

That’s it. I can’t stand this anymore. I am flying to Arizona tonight and killing chris collinsworth.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see you have your alibi all lined up.

...

You can use my miles!

King Hippo

OH DEAR FUCK