Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!
Whatever man. I’ve been rooting for Arizona all game, but that’s a catch and I fucking love football.
make the kick make the kick make the kick
Watch him miss the PAT.
The John Carney Corollary?
Bonus drinking level?
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Nope, that’s incomplete.
Again:
OMFG…
LMAO
SOSAC
Schadenfreude.
Fuck you.
I TOLD YOU JANIS DON’T GIVE A FUCK
I literally don’t understand what is happening any more.
FUCK IT ALL
NO CATCH
THAT’S NO CATCH
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Michael Fassbender – Nobody loves Michael Fassbender more than Michael Fassbender.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/bc088fdd22bcb61878053679b7f41bb1/tumblr_nujcd5e5Ym1ro95bto5_540.gif
I could throw a football right over that mountain, I bet.
I gotta pour another drink.
As long as it isn’t hemlock
If that was gonna happen, it would’ve been last week.
AGAIN???? SERIOUSLY???????
Patrick Peterson, FEEL SHAME
Naturally.
HOLY FUCKBALLS
Hor-ee Shit.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
What the fuck
HO. LEE. FUCK
No replay of the bs facemask before hand?
/spraypaints “SETE BAKEMAN CLUX” on apartment wall
AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU GIFTED THOSE 40 EXTRA SECONDS, BRUCE?
I repeat.
NUP NUP NUP.
This will not, can not happen.
Also,
Arizon be Queen fans? Okay.
Play ‘Fat Bottom Girls’ or GTFO
Fucking garbage refs
NFL: Officiating has never been better!
So both of today’s games end in idiocy. Last week’s theme was blowouts, this week is Straight Dumb Shit. Gosh what fun.
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS
JANIS FROM ACCOUNTING DON’T GIVE A FUCK
I’m having twitching flashbacks of Brett’s 4th and 29 conversion.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/05/Ron-Paul_Its-Happening1.gif
Hail Mary time!
This has a time runoff, right?
Heheheh…his name is Janis
Oh fuck
Oh for fuck’s sake.
Stupid Cardinals, robbed me of a safety.
what in the shit
what in the holy piss
Are you fucking kidding me?
GB making this interesting…
That’s it. I can’t stand this anymore. I am flying to Arizona tonight and killing chris collinsworth.
I see you have your alibi all lined up.
You can use my miles!
OH DEAR FUCK