Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!
fuck
Sigh
THAT SURE FOOLED THEM
faileration
Mike Tomlin is good.
4th and 1? Let’s throw it long! – Sex Cannon
I’LL BET I CAN HIT THAT KID IN THE WHEELCHAIR
Way to play the ball instead of the cornea, Aqib!
I FUCKING KNEW IT, TODD HALEY GOES FOR A BOMB ON 4TH AND 1
Never change, Boss Todd.
Hey…I’m Todd FUCKING Haley.
Need 1 yard.
Fuck it. Full on Sex Cannpn
Dammit, beat me to it.
Hells bells.
Phil Simms, Gruden, Collinsworth, and Aikman. Sweet Jesus how have I not thrown my tv off my balcony this year.
why
That’s a nice toque Pey Pey is sporting.
Puff ball be fluffy n shit.
How much of Ben’s body has been numbed for this game? Like 70%?
100% from the neck up.
GO FOR IT BOSS TODD!
“Damn right I’m going for it….you don’t get pussy by being one”
-Todd
Am I the only one who thought Amendola’s personal foul yesterday was dirtier than anything in the Steelers/Bengals debacle?
It was pretty fucked up, especially considering the circumstances. It was clearly on purpose, none of this “he couldn’t stop” crap.
Yes, but it was somehow much grittier and more lunchpail than anything that someone called Vontaze or Pacman would do
Dirty, yes. “Dirtier than Steelers/Bengals”, however, is going to require foreign objects, overtly racist managers distracting the referees and copious amounts of blood.
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Nice.
fucking pathetic
Admitting to ligament damage….
But not forced penetration….amirite?
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Over/under on the number of intact ligaments in Ben’s shoulder?
I always assumed his insides were pure Slim Jim.
But they won’t let you bet negative numbers!
Does “intact but not connected to anything” count?
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The last thing I want to do is rat out my son for taking the last of the ciabatta bread for the pasta sauce supper that I made but… Actually, it’s the first thing I want to do. YOU”RE DEAD TO ME UNTIL TOMORROW, SON.
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Greetings all, I’m so ready for this game.
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We have normality!
Omaha….ha, ha, ha, ha
snap the ball fucktard!!!!!
I see the first 3.5 minutes of this game were not as interesting as the first 3.5 minutes of the last game.
What a letdown.
mother of fuck
Holy Shit. I assume I’m the last of the commentariat to see it, but I just got home from Star Wars. This is the movie I’ve been waiting for since 1983 when I was 5. I haven’t stopped smiling since the opening scroll. I guess the NFL will take care of that.
WOW. I am a very happy monkey right now.
I haven’t seen it, but probably won’t. Certainly not until HBO.
I was awesome, I watched it in a theater with a full bar
I saw the original Star Wars in 1977 when I was 6 years old…..I left the theater sporting a disco shirt with a gold medallion around my neck swimming in a sea of chest hairs.
Saw It for the first time yesterday morning. Liked it a lot and I was almost 10 when A New Hope debuted.
Also, I think it was Maestro who said it, but John Williams is a gotddam film treasure.
And I’m going to see it again tomorrow.
He just ran about 80 yards for a 5 yard gain
Could be some kind of half assed record for such things.
I just realized that I have a dislike of the city of Omaha, through no fault of it’s own.
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Manning gets like $2 mill a year by Mutual of Omaha for using that as his pre-snap word.
Boykin just got stiff-raped
Is it just me or does Thomas drop a lot passes?
very much so.
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In a related gif, Ben Rothlisberger’s attorney has advised him to stop talking to the media.
Who’s the slowest dude in the NFL with dreds?
Stephen Jackson
OMAR COMIN’
Yay missed tackles!
OH FUCK YOU BOSS TODD HOW MANY DRIVES WILL YOU KILL WITH BUBBLE SCREENS
TJ makes a world of difference. Stewart, too.
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Well I guess he can throw
Let’s go Meteors!
inaccurate
https://www.redbones.com/
Oh.
My.
God.
I’m really happy that’s a food website.
Oddly…I am crushed by disappointment…
If it’ll help we ate at the bar and the bartender was wearing yoga pants. My friend described her ass as “epic” and my wife agreed.
I wisely said nothing while shoveling fried pickles in my mouth.
hnnnnnnnghhhh
Kinda glad I’m watching this on mute at a bar
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hahahahaha
So, Brady’s going to his 7th SB, Manning’s going to his 4th, or Ben’s going to his 4th. The AFC has sucked for the last 15 years
Don’t forget Phillip Rivers has 19 kids!
So Lori from the Walking Dead is interviewing superfan Omar Epps. Football is weird.
Omar comin’ yo.
Lori is still a yuuuugggeee cunt.
Just sayin’