Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!
Rosie Huntington-Whitleley is clearly an attractive woman, and yet she does nothing for me for some reason.
I’d be afraid of breaking her.
See,I like petite women because of that. Not sure what it is about her though.
Angharad!
Better, PeyPey and Kubes.
The first JUST ended?
All of the floats!
“You gotta quit cheating…”
Silly Phil, the Pats game was yesterday.
Mrs. HGH would like a word.
How come there’s no hand-wringing over this shitty field?
Oh, right. Neither team is coached by Pete Carroll.
Wasn’t Cameron Heyward fined for supporting his father with fuck cancer eye black or something? Now he is up for man of the year. Good work nfl.
don’t worry it will go to the Ben for his work against rape.
“Pittsburgh has good wide receivers” was also my takeaway from watching the running back score, Phil.
I declare this the Horribly Injured QB Bowl. Winner gets spare parts.
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Yikes
ADAM WEST IS THE ONLY BATMAN
Why is Zack Snyder?
Steroids and repressed homosexual urges.
That’s the day he first heard about SnapChat.
Fitzgerald Toussaint? Well, he was either going to be a football player or a high level French diplomat.
Governor of Louisiana
Sitting on a rocking chair sipping on a Mint Julep, I do declare, I do declare.
So who do you guys believe to be the best announcing team from any network?
It’s Tirico/Gruden and then everyone else. Not saying they’re absolutely unreal, but they’re miles ahead of this dreck here tonight.
Gus Johnson and a clone of Gus Johnson.
Pat Summerall – Tom Brookshier
Just checking in to see how puckered our resident Donks fans’ sphincters are.
WOULD POWDER ANY DIAMOND
DEFCON 5
TOUSSAINTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go for two you pussies.
pictured the quarterbacks for these teams
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Damn, I didn’t know the Pats were included in Fallout 4.
Rea-lly hun-gry for some brains!
This defense is sucking ass
against a 3rd team RB playing with no QB.
Good play! Huzzah!
Nice gain.
Next play: bubble screen. -3 yards.
Shockingly, no!
Successful end around?
When discussion comes up of the worst football broadcasters everyone remembers Dennis Miller on MNF…but somehow Kornheiser always escapes mention.
Holy damn you’re right. I forgot he was a thing on MNF
Shit… K-Hole was the WORST.
Don’t forget about his Rushness.
Collinsworth would be OK if he simply didn’t speak.
So, the Donks will beat The Ben’s corpse like 9-3 today, and lose by 4 scores to the P*ts on the current trajectory.
Still, Favrenis loses his wins records so haha FUCK YOU
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FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD?????
Good god CBS…that camera angle almost made my hangover come back.
I forgot how much I hate the horn blowing at Ice Slurs games.
What asshole puts tomatoes in a Caesar salad?
Somebody who doesn’t know how to make one.
Da fuq?
A Caesar is the salad for people who eat beef three times a day and want to appease their S/O.
Or generic boxed croutons…blech.
Sometimes I’ll make one at home with grape tomatoes. Am I a monster?
Do you call it a Caesar salad, or do you just call it a salad that happens to have Caesar dressing?
Chicken caesar salad. It’s possibly the healthiest thing I cook at home.
“I know a lot about war from my time pretending to be a robot from the future”
-Arnold
Welp, time to appease the FG Gods a lot today…
Surmountable Lead
YUP
And how.
Holy shit, KFC Canada has online ordering so I do not even have to speak to a human!
I hate you.
You started it Sill, I can’t help that my THC addled brain takes suggestions literally.
SHUT UP FARVA
FUCK
Yeah, but KFC Canada is terrible
Where is CJ and why is there so much shitty Hillman on my teevee screen?
About time for a PeyPeyPickSix, innit?
Denver’s entire offensive game plan thus far seems designed to just not have him get pick-sixed.
Wait. Jay Feeley is an analyst for CBS now?
…aaaand that was it.
The Patriots are going to thunderfuck the winner of this game, aren’t they?
I approve if this scenario.
Almost certainly yes.
Good move to avoid a return there.
That punt was teh shittiest.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
From the commercials for their shows…I get the impression CBS’ target audience has no problem swallowing a premise…be it absurd or banal…like they are targeting the credulous and guileless.
Brainless.
jeebus
Block punt for a safety?
ALL THE INJURIES
The Ben is clearly The Compromised
I’m digging my new Fitbit, it tells my how many miles I’ve masturbated.
Told Mrs Cola that, she stated “You are supposed to wear it on your non masterbating hand like I do”
KEEPER!!
I use both hands…closest thing I’ve ever had to a three-way.
“My hand moved 5 miles today!”
I have questions.
God, I miss Wade & Jerry.
Shit….now I want ice Cream.
I’m rather glad I did not watch more than 1 minute of the Seahawks 2nd half. Instead I got to grill out some fan-fucking-tastic burgers.
WOULDN’T WANT TO HOLD HIM UP THERE PINKIE
holy fuck, tap dat shit son
Trick play not tricky enough.